Recruiting for The Coconut Cult

*cough*

What's this young buck

Oh no more people to witness my depression

King Romanov theIvan wrote:

If you like politics, enjoy free speech, enjoy fun (Biased) alliance games, drama, debates, elections, and being appreciated fairly, then THE COCONUT CULT is perfect for you! We have also joined forces with THE NATIONALIST COCONUT UNION, former THE TRUE COCONUT REPUBLIC (Elections happened).

We are basically 1 alliance in 2, and THE COCONUT CULT is looking for new members.

The requirements are not bad tbh:

No rank lvl required.

Respect all religions (Except satanism)

Be polite, even when someone's views don't agree with yours (Except if they like a certain mustache man and Trudeau)

Be active in chat, and be a good influence.

Know when something is a joke and when something can be taken with offense.

Have a lot of patience.

Enjoy free speech.

Have basic morals.

Be professional, and do not stir any unnecessary drama.

Know when alliance games are available (No more than 5 alliance games/challenges are allowed according to our current leader)

Have fun!

DISCLAIMER:

ANY unexcused inactivity for more than 1 week will be a ban. You can join back with an invitation sent to you and a message. Yes, we do have trials. Our Officers are the jury and the PM is the judge, if you are found guilty of any immoral acts, or any rule breakings, or corruption it will be an immediate kick/purge. NO DISCORD SERVER, as it is viewed as unnecessary by almost all members, since alliance chat and DMs and alliance game news paper and current chats are enough.

Join THE COCONUT CULT now for free coconuts and burgers and tacos!

INTERNATIONED?! THAT FR YOU?!

Yes

Time to start a revolution!

Intern

Hello!

I’m looking for an English-speaking alliance of reliable players to play with/learn from. I can’t count how many times my coalition partners haven’t pulled their own weight, and that includes multiple high-levelers too.

I’ve played CoW for a couple years now, though not consistently. My skill is ok, but I know

I have a long way to go. I’m level 80, almost 81, with a PvP KDR of 1.46 and a PvAI of 6.68. I have 9 coalition wins and 1 “solo” win that’s recent, though the solo win has a few asterisks. I’ve only ever played Allied doctrine.

I’d be interested in giving your alliance a try if you’re willing!

-Chel’naka

Chelnaka wrote:

Hello!

I’m looking for an English-speaking alliance of reliable players to play with/learn from. I can’t count how many times my coalition partners haven’t pulled their own weight, and that includes multiple high-levelers too.

I’ve played CoW for a couple years now, though not consistently. My skill is ok, but I know

I have a long way to go. I’m level 80, almost 81, with a PvP KDR of 1.46 and a PvAI of 6.68. I have 9 coalition wins and 1 “solo” win that’s recent, though the solo win has a few asterisks. I’ve only ever played Allied doctrine.

I’d be interested in giving your alliance a try if you’re willing!

-Chel’naka

Please contact the following if you are still interested:

Horvatozag (Leader)

Commannder French (Vice Leader)

Catastrophic Coconut (Third in line)

Malicious Marmalade (4th in line)

Glory to Greece (Recruiter)

Hello

hi

King Romanov theIvan wrote:

If you like politics, enjoy free speech, enjoy fun (Biased) alliance games, drama, debates, elections, and being appreciated fairly, then THE COCONUT CULT is perfect for you! We have also joined forces with THE NATIONALIST COCONUT UNION, former THE TRUE COCONUT REPUBLIC (Elections happened).

We are basically 1 alliance in 2, and THE COCONUT CULT is looking for new members.

The requirements are not bad tbh:

No rank lvl required.

Respect all religions (Except satanism)

Be polite, even when someone's views don't agree with yours (Except if they like a certain mustache man and Trudeau)

Be active in chat, and be a good influence.

Know when something is a joke and when something can be taken with offense.

Have a lot of patience.

Enjoy free speech.

Have basic morals.

Be professional, and do not stir any unnecessary drama.

Know when alliance games are available (No more than 5 alliance games/challenges are allowed according to our current leader)

Have fun!

DISCLAIMER:

ANY unexcused inactivity for more than 1 week will be a ban. You can join back with an invitation sent to you and a message. Yes, we do have trials. Our Officers are the jury and the PM is the judge, if you are found guilty of any immoral acts, or any rule breakings, or corruption it will be an immediate kick/purge. NO DISCORD SERVER, as it is viewed as unnecessary by almost all members, since alliance chat and DMs and alliance game news paper and current chats are enough.

Join THE COCONUT CULT now for free coconuts and burgers and tacos!

it doesnt seem very professional

Undaunted wrote:

King Romanov theIvan wrote:

If you like politics, enjoy free speech, enjoy fun (Biased) alliance games, drama, debates, elections, and being appreciated fairly, then THE COCONUT CULT is perfect for you! We have also joined forces with THE NATIONALIST COCONUT UNION, former THE TRUE COCONUT REPUBLIC (Elections happened).

We are basically 1 alliance in 2, and THE COCONUT CULT is looking for new members.

The requirements are not bad tbh:

No rank lvl required.

Respect all religions (Except satanism)

Be polite, even when someone's views don't agree with yours (Except if they like a certain mustache man and Trudeau)

Be active in chat, and be a good influence.

Know when something is a joke and when something can be taken with offense.

Have a lot of patience.

Enjoy free speech.

Have basic morals.

Be professional, and do not stir any unnecessary drama.

Know when alliance games are available (No more than 5 alliance games/challenges are allowed according to our current leader)

Have fun!

DISCLAIMER:

ANY unexcused inactivity for more than 1 week will be a ban. You can join back with an invitation sent to you and a message. Yes, we do have trials. Our Officers are the jury and the PM is the judge, if you are found guilty of any immoral acts, or any rule breakings, or corruption it will be an immediate kick/purge. NO DISCORD SERVER, as it is viewed as unnecessary by almost all members, since alliance chat and DMs and alliance game news paper and current chats are enough.

Join THE COCONUT CULT now for free coconuts and burgers and tacos!

no discord really ? so if someone has chat ban they cant talk with you LOLit doesnt seem very professional

Whatever you're tryna start drama over doesn't stand considering your arguments are more retarded that a sped kid in Florida in a hot summer day.

Epik Tank wrote:

Undaunted wrote:

King Romanov theIvan wrote:

If you like politics, enjoy free speech, enjoy fun (Biased) alliance games, drama, debates, elections, and being appreciated fairly, then THE COCONUT CULT is perfect for you! We have also joined forces with THE NATIONALIST COCONUT UNION, former THE TRUE COCONUT REPUBLIC (Elections happened).

We are basically 1 alliance in 2, and THE COCONUT CULT is looking for new members.

The requirements are not bad tbh:

No rank lvl required.

Respect all religions (Except satanism)

Be polite, even when someone's views don't agree with yours (Except if they like a certain mustache man and Trudeau)

Be active in chat, and be a good influence.

Know when something is a joke and when something can be taken with offense.

Have a lot of patience.

Enjoy free speech.

Have basic morals.

Be professional, and do not stir any unnecessary drama.

Know when alliance games are available (No more than 5 alliance games/challenges are allowed according to our current leader)

Have fun!

DISCLAIMER:

ANY unexcused inactivity for more than 1 week will be a ban. You can join back with an invitation sent to you and a message. Yes, we do have trials. Our Officers are the jury and the PM is the judge, if you are found guilty of any immoral acts, or any rule breakings, or corruption it will be an immediate kick/purge. NO DISCORD SERVER, as it is viewed as unnecessary by almost all members, since alliance chat and DMs and alliance game news paper and current chats are enough.

Join THE COCONUT CULT now for free coconuts and burgers and tacos!

no discord really ? so if someone has chat ban they cant talk with you LOLit doesnt seem very professional

There's this thing called messages. it's really easy, and if you're banned don't worry, we gotchu.

Whatever you're tryna start drama over doesn't stand considering your arguments are more retarded that a sped kid in Florida in a hot summer day.

on the other side I just trying to say I guess only your alliance use messages section at game it is very slow and probably you can send message to only one person how a person will send message to everyone from there ? really ?

far away from professionality

Ok and?

Tex_Mex2 wrote:

Ok and?

Ok I’ll be chill

So what about my k/d I've won every game I've joined is that not good enough master fucker

Ignore this guy coconut he is just a hater