Recruiting for The Coconut Cult

12 Jan 2025, 02:03

If you like politics, enjoy free speech, enjoy fun (Biased) alliance games, drama, debates, elections, and being appreciated fairly, then THE COCONUT CULT is perfect for you! We have also joined forces with THE NATIONALIST COCONUT UNION, former THE TRUE COCONUT REPUBLIC (Elections happened).

We are basically 1 alliance in 2, and THE COCONUT CULT is looking for new members.

The requirements are not bad tbh:

No rank lvl required.

Respect all religions (Except satanism)

Be polite, even when someone's views don't agree with yours (Except if they like a certain mustache man and Trudeau)

Be active in chat, and be a good influence.

Know when something is a joke and when something can be taken with offense.

Have a lot of patience.

Enjoy free speech.

Have basic morals.

Be professional, and do not stir any unnecessary drama.

Know when alliance games are available (No more than 5 alliance games/challenges are allowed according to our current leader)

Have fun!

DISCLAIMER:

ANY unexcused inactivity for more than 1 week will be a ban. You can join back with an invitation sent to you and a message. Yes, we do have trials. Our Officers are the jury and the PM is the judge, if you are found guilty of any immoral acts, or any rule breakings, or corruption it will be an immediate kick/purge. NO DISCORD SERVER, as it is viewed as unnecessary by almost all members, since alliance chat and DMs and alliance game news paper and current chats are enough.

Join THE COCONUT CULT now for free coconuts and burgers and tacos!

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39 Replies

12 Mar 2025, 10:13

Tex_Mex2 wrote:
Ignore this guy coconut he is just a hater

you were coconut and now not why ?

did you ignore them too ?

12 Mar 2025, 23:30

This all you are Undaunted a yapper who thinks people should be on your level and have a good k/d. just because someone is different than you doesn’t mean you have to fucking be a hater

13 Mar 2025, 11:49

Tex_Mex2 wrote:
This all you are Undaunted a yapper who thinks people should be on your level and have a good k/d. just because someone is different than you doesn’t mean you have to fucking be a hater

I haven't obsession about stats too much you can have 100 k/d ratio too if you have enough patience but

do you think it is answer of why you leave to coconut alliance ??

are you ashamed from them ? you changed even your status at forum about alliance

13 Mar 2025, 19:25

UGHHHH shut up already guys who cares

13 Mar 2025, 19:36

Goliath Coconut wrote:
UGHHHH shut up already guys who cares

he ashamed from you guys yesterday he had coconut tag

13 Mar 2025, 22:35

Nuh uh they got rid of me

13 Mar 2025, 23:01

Tex_Mex2 wrote:
Nuh uh they got rid of me

So arent you qualified to be a coconut ?

14 Mar 2025, 00:32

Listen it’s not because of my k/d it’s because they got rid of me for being a little too mean

14 Mar 2025, 00:33

and im not ashamed of them I just left for no reason

14 Mar 2025, 11:33

If it were up to me you'd still be here tex

14 Mar 2025, 11:57

Goliath Coconut wrote:
If it were up to me you'd still be here tex

it is so cutee , big coconut loves you tex

9 Apr 2025, 12:02

Undaunted wrote:
Tex_Mex2 wrote:
Ignore this guy coconut he is just a hater
you were coconut and now not why ?
did you ignore them too ?

Because he broke pretty much all of their rules.

It's a miracle your account is yet to be banned, undaunted.

9 Apr 2025, 12:03

Undaunted wrote:
Tex_Mex2 wrote:
Nuh uh they got rid of me
So arent you qualified to be a coconut ?

He technically is, he was just booted by the previous leadership

9 Apr 2025, 12:04

Undaunted wrote:
Goliath Coconut wrote:
If it were up to me you'd still be here tex
it is so cutee , big coconut loves you tex

It's so cute, you have no life, undaunted

9 Apr 2025, 13:18 (edited)

CheckDaFacts! wrote:
Undaunted wrote:
Goliath Coconut wrote:
If it were up to me you'd still be here tex
it is so cutee , big coconut loves you tex
It's so cute, you have no life, undaunted

Really Im just writing you beginners here while drinking my coffee

Dont need an explanations noone wondering your alliance rules which has members under 1 K/d ratio

9 Apr 2025, 21:24

Holy yapping

10 Apr 2025, 00:43

Undaunted wrote:
CheckDaFacts! wrote:
Undaunted wrote:
Goliath Coconut wrote:
If it were up to me you'd still be here tex
it is so cutee , big coconut loves you tex
It's so cute, you have no life, undaunted
Really Im just writing you beginners here while drinking my coffee
Dont need an explanations noone wondering your small useless alliance rules which has members under 1 K/d ratio

Kill yourself

10 Apr 2025, 11:13

Crazy

5 May 2025, 17:36

Chelnaka wrote:
Hello!
I’m looking for an English-speaking alliance of reliable players to play with/learn from. I can’t count how many times my coalition partners haven’t pulled their own weight, and that includes multiple high-levelers too.
I’ve played CoW for a couple years now, though not consistently. My skill is ok, but I know
I have a long way to go. I’m level 80, almost 81, with a PvP KDR of 1.46 and a PvAI of 6.68. I have 9 coalition wins and 1 “solo” win that’s recent, though the solo win has a few asterisks. I’ve only ever played Allied doctrine.
I’d be interested in giving your alliance a try if you’re willing!
-Chel’naka

Well this didn't age well

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