I don't like ninjas, heard they were great assassins, but they killed nobody.
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213
Do you absolutely love COW?
Do you dream of playing like a ninja?
Hacking-and-slashing your way to victory through maps full of noobs, randoms, AFKs, no-shows, and drop-outs?
Are you struggling to find some decent mentors who will teach you how to play COW like a Ninja?
If you are, ....
Come along to our Discord server and meet the Clausewitzians
We would be absolutely delighted to meet you and share our passion for COW
Our leader is an elite strategy games player, having played Chess in the UK national championships.
Our Deputy Leader is the pre-eminent expert on the mechanics of COW
Most of our senior officers have played AVAs against elite outfits, like Kelly's Heroes.
Together, we can help you to become a COW Ninja.
We take COW far too seriously!
And, we are not suitable for casual players.
You should: have Discord, have High Command (Premium Account), and be able to login to games at least twice every day.
We very much look forward to meeting you. 
I don't like ninjas, heard they were great assassins, but they killed nobody.
True. They're probably too busy filming fight scenes for Hollywood blockbusters to have any time left for their day job!
Besides, I'm really more like George Smiley than a Ninja!
no thank you 0 experience, 0 Knowledge. Fighting New Players is the worst thing you could do in this game.
Fighting new players... means you care more about making yourself look superior than about actually improving and deserving that superiority in a serious game. I'm sorry, looks too narcissistic to join lol
IKR? Clausewitz is my enemy bcos of this, people should follow Karl and not Carl
Someone remove this
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