Most of the people want Emergency Elections, and I plan to make another thread for the election, but, I need to know the participants that are taking place.
Since this is an Emergency Election, try to keep it simple. All you need to tell us is:
Party Name
Running Mate
Why the People should vote for you
You will be able to apply until the first of February, where Elections will begin, and end on the 5th of February, unless a majority of people want to move the Election date to allow for more campaigning time. Good luck
The goal of the Improvement Party is to push the message to bytro: We dont like the RSS update, and we want more features! We also want to improve the game and the forums, and to have free and fair elections in the future.
Vote for the DFC to preserve forum democracy, promote forum activity and activism, and lobby Bytro to listen to the voices of the players! DFC will also protect the forum government from certain authoritarian movements.
Do YOU want COW to be more complex and tactical? Are YOU tired of updates that just add another P2W aspect of the game? Are you TIRED of the AUTHORITARIAN Mafga? Then YOU should VOTE the Improvement Party, which seeks to 'Improve' Call of War, and promote FREE and FAIR elections. VOTE for the Improvement Party! VOTE for a better future!
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29 Jan 2025, 05:12
GeneralJames wrote:
Claudio NVKP wrote:
Bandersnatch wrote:
I support new elections
Of course my opponents who have lost one less than 2 weeks ago, want another one. Since they lost, and will keep losing unless it is rigged.
It was a tie, and you, in what was basically a Coup, named yourself president
9-6 is a tie? Damn, please focus in your middle school math classes.
Vote for the DFC to preserve forum democracy, promote forum activity and activism, and lobby Bytro to listen to the voices of the players! DFC will also protect the forum government from certain authoritarian movements.
Cope harder, no election is happening.
"We can be wrong, or we can know it, but we can't do both at the same time." ~ Heisenberg RETIRED ELECTION MANAGER
29 Jan 2025, 16:52
Joe Bartolozzi wrote:
GeneralJames wrote:
Claudio NVKP wrote:
Bandersnatch wrote:
I support new elections
Of course my opponents who have lost one less than 2 weeks ago, want another one. Since they lost, and will keep losing unless it is rigged.
It was a tie, and you, in what was basically a Coup, named yourself president
9-6 is a tie? Damn, please focus in your middle school math classes.
Vote for the DFC to preserve forum democracy, promote forum activity and activism, and lobby Bytro to listen to the voices of the players! DFC will also protect the forum government from certain authoritarian movements.
Cope harder, no election is happening.
It was a tie, we can check the poll if you want, and yes, elections are dealing, have some free copium.
Do YOU want COW to be more complex and tactical? Are YOU tired of updates that just add another P2W aspect of the game? Are you TIRED of the AUTHORITARIAN Mafga? Then YOU should VOTE the Improvement Party, which seeks to 'Improve' Call of War, and promote FREE and FAIR elections. VOTE for the Improvement Party! VOTE for a better future!
29 Jan 2025, 18:01
GeneralJames wrote:
It was a tie, we can check the poll if you want, and yes, elections are dealing, have some free copium.
Proof? And they surrendered so no. Remember when the sleepy dropped out?
The President
31 Jan 2025, 03:39
GeneralJames wrote:
Hello good people of the forums,
....
Oh boy, and why would you think these so-called elections of yours would at all be recognized as valid for anything?
Elections were over a week ago and we are not having elections again just because your lazy gen-Z ass overslept and didn't vote.
Let's face it: you overslept and missed the elections.
But that is not a valid reason to have new ones.
And who would guarantee that you won't oversleep again and call new elections again?
That is also why you are entirely unfit to set-up an election, run for office or anything alike.
Just play the game, bark a bit on the forum, but don't try to assume any responsibilities, because you can't handle them.
An official position would require thinking.
And you must remember that thinking hurts.
Anyways, in case you don't remember (again you tried thinking once and that hurt so much that you never tried it again.
You know I am right and I know you know, so, no need to acknowledge it. It is OK; we both know.
STOP THE DUMBIFICATION in favor of P2W & fly-by phone players! SENIOR REFLECTION MANAGER CHIEF EDITOR of The-Only-True-Truth(TM) ⵉⵏⵣⴰⵍⵉⵢⵏ !!ⵢⵉⵏ ⵙⵙⵉⵎⵓⵏ ⴰⵣⴳⴰⵢⴰⵏ!! "We can be wrong & we can know this and still do both" - a random Gen-Z, politician or gaming company CEO
31 Jan 2025, 03:45
Bandersnatch wrote:
AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:
Move it to 5 February
Am I still your running mate?
Bud, they dropped you like a stone, didn't they?
You are no one's running mate; not even in elections that are not happening....
How sad is that?
STOP THE DUMBIFICATION in favor of P2W & fly-by phone players! SENIOR REFLECTION MANAGER CHIEF EDITOR of The-Only-True-Truth(TM) ⵉⵏⵣⴰⵍⵉⵢⵏ !!ⵢⵉⵏ ⵙⵙⵉⵎⵓⵏ ⴰⵣⴳⴰⵢⴰⵏ!! "We can be wrong & we can know this and still do both" - a random Gen-Z, politician or gaming company CEO
31 Jan 2025, 03:48
GeneralJames wrote:
Literally everyone wants this except you
Correction: during the elections, the majority voted for your President Claudio NKVD. A landslide victory with 66.67% majority!
That means that you are one of the few that want it, but 'wanting it' is not the same as 'getting it'. NO! Really, it is not the same. Even though your lazy gen-Z ass was never taught that, that is the reality!
STOP THE DUMBIFICATION in favor of P2W & fly-by phone players! SENIOR REFLECTION MANAGER CHIEF EDITOR of The-Only-True-Truth(TM) ⵉⵏⵣⴰⵍⵉⵢⵏ !!ⵢⵉⵏ ⵙⵙⵉⵎⵓⵏ ⴰⵣⴳⴰⵢⴰⵏ!! "We can be wrong & we can know this and still do both" - a random Gen-Z, politician or gaming company CEO
31 Jan 2025, 04:02 (edited)
@GeneralJames you claim you started with COW when you were 11yrs old. How come then, that you are still 11?
And though it is an entirely different subject: how can an 11 yr old run for a fantasy office position in fake-elections? Oh wait... that is possible of course, bc 11 yr olds don't live in reality yet. It is all a fantasy!
The reality is:
The opposition in the only true elections conceided to your Enlightend Leader's landslide victory with a majority of 66.67%! That is democracy.
It could have been a majority of 56% if you hadn't overslept and had voted against him, but ... your lazy ass did not get out of bed and overslept.
Thus:
The Great Claudio NKVD is once again your President!
We will see about elections again next January. That is in 2026... (but by that time you will have forgotten again, as usual)
And don't be so angry!
All I do is stimulate independent, critical thinking. Though not appreciated, I am helping you. I am a nice guy!
All opponents do, is being oversensitive & mean, when they don't immediately get what they want. They are bullies!
STOP THE DUMBIFICATION in favor of P2W & fly-by phone players! SENIOR REFLECTION MANAGER CHIEF EDITOR of The-Only-True-Truth(TM) ⵉⵏⵣⴰⵍⵉⵢⵏ !!ⵢⵉⵏ ⵙⵙⵉⵎⵓⵏ ⴰⵣⴳⴰⵢⴰⵏ!! "We can be wrong & we can know this and still do both" - a random Gen-Z, politician or gaming company CEO
31 Jan 2025, 17:21
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
@GeneralJames you claim you started with COW when you were 11yrs old. How come then, that you are still 11?
And though it is an entirely different subject: how can an 11 yr old run for a fantasy office position in fake-elections? Oh wait... that is possible of course, bc 11 yr olds don't live in reality yet. It is all a fantasy!
The reality is:
The opposition in the only true elections conceided to your Enlightend Leader's landslide victory with a majority of 66.67%! That is democracy.
It could have been a majority of 56% if you hadn't overslept and had voted against him, but ... your lazy ass did not get out of bed and overslept.
Thus:
The Great Claudio NKVD is once again your President!
We will see about elections again next January. That is in 2026... (but by that time you will have forgotten again, as usual)
And don't be so angry!
All I do is stimulate independent, critical thinking. Though not appreciated, I am helping you. I am a nice guy!
All opponents do, is being oversensitive & mean, when they don't immediately get what they want. They are bullies!
I am over 13 years old, thank you.
Do YOU want COW to be more complex and tactical? Are YOU tired of updates that just add another P2W aspect of the game? Are you TIRED of the AUTHORITARIAN Mafga? Then YOU should VOTE the Improvement Party, which seeks to 'Improve' Call of War, and promote FREE and FAIR elections. VOTE for the Improvement Party! VOTE for a better future!
31 Jan 2025, 17:27
King Romanov theIvan wrote:
Policies I would support:
Boycotting Bytro is necessary
Shutting down the corrupt Bytro control in the subreddit (Yes, they deleted many hate posts.)
Forcing Bytro to get rid of war bonds, cards BS.
Getting back rare materials and goods.
Getting rid of the unfair moderation
Make chat rules less strict
Make chat free again
Promote the NATIONALIST COCONUT UNION and THE COCONUT CULT (Both in Call of War)
Promote Christianity
End the p2w bullshit
Make CoW more strategy-based again.
I could definitely do that. Which denomination exactly?
Do YOU want COW to be more complex and tactical? Are YOU tired of updates that just add another P2W aspect of the game? Are you TIRED of the AUTHORITARIAN Mafga? Then YOU should VOTE the Improvement Party, which seeks to 'Improve' Call of War, and promote FREE and FAIR elections. VOTE for the Improvement Party! VOTE for a better future!
31 Jan 2025, 17:33
King Romanov theIvan wrote:
Promote Christianity
You have the endorsement and support of the Papal institute.
31 Jan 2025, 17:43
Pope Pius XI wrote:
King Romanov theIvan wrote:
Promote Christianity
You have the endorsement and support of the Papal institute.
Christianity Based
Do YOU want COW to be more complex and tactical? Are YOU tired of updates that just add another P2W aspect of the game? Are you TIRED of the AUTHORITARIAN Mafga? Then YOU should VOTE the Improvement Party, which seeks to 'Improve' Call of War, and promote FREE and FAIR elections. VOTE for the Improvement Party! VOTE for a better future!
31 Jan 2025, 18:53
GeneralJames wrote:
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
@GeneralJames you claim you started with COW when you were 11yrs old. How come then, that you are still 11?
And though it is an entirely different subject: how can an 11 yr old run for a fantasy office position in fake-elections? Oh wait... that is possible of course, bc 11 yr olds don't live in reality yet. It is all a fantasy!
The reality is:
The opposition in the only true elections conceided to your Enlightend Leader's landslide victory with a majority of 66.67%! That is democracy.
It could have been a majority of 56% if you hadn't overslept and had voted against him, but ... your lazy ass did not get out of bed and overslept.
Thus:
The Great Claudio NKVD is once again your President!
We will see about elections again next January. That is in 2026... (but by that time you will have forgotten again, as usual)
And don't be so angry!
All I do is stimulate independent, critical thinking. Though not appreciated, I am helping you. I am a nice guy!
All opponents do, is being oversensitive & mean, when they don't immediately get what they want. They are bullies!
I am over 13 years old, thank you.
hmm, pretty sure you gotta be at least 16 to play CoW, and to run as Forum Prez, sorry kid..
31 Jan 2025, 19:01
King Romanov theIvan wrote:
Policies I would support:
Boycotting Bytro is necessary
Shutting down the corrupt Bytro control in the subreddit (Yes, they deleted many hate posts.)
Forcing Bytro to get rid of war bonds, cards BS.
Getting back rare materials and goods.
Getting rid of the unfair moderation
Make chat rules less strict
Make chat free again
Promote the NATIONALIST COCONUT UNION and THE COCONUT CULT (Both in Call of War)
Promote Christianity
End the p2w bullshit
Make CoW more strategy-based again.
i agreed with you till the end, especially about the coconut stuff,
but id wish religion to keep their grummy fingers outa politics, and forum politics especially...
31 Jan 2025, 19:04
unless i bring up the Monkey God, than thats alright , becouse thats the only true god anyways
31 Jan 2025, 20:05 (edited)
MAFGA RALLY -
"Am I not Godly enough? Doesn't my presence make you feel warm in these cold, winter nights? Doesn't mafga give you self belongingness? Don't I think FOR you? Nothing beats my thinking, some say it's the best thinking in the world. The deepstateiests will try to tell you otherwise, don't listen to them. Soon, mafga and I shall also listen for you, and see for you. We will build a wall, and make the Taffudgers pay. It'll be a beauty. Oh, and did you hear what Comrade Jimmy just said, 'over 13?' looks like he's trying to destroy our beautiful constitution and undermine democracy. *boo boo*. NVKP will make sure that the forum government is free from the under qualified deepstate, and fill them with very, very loyal people. We will make the Forums great again! Thank you and may I bless you."
The President
31 Jan 2025, 20:07
oops, I missed the song.
The President
31 Jan 2025, 20:21
*ymca plays*
*claudio moves hands in a horizontal motion*
Stay Sweet!
31 Jan 2025, 20:40
-VIP- wrote:
GeneralJames wrote:
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
@GeneralJames you claim you started with COW when you were 11yrs old. How come then, that you are still 11?
And though it is an entirely different subject: how can an 11 yr old run for a fantasy office position in fake-elections? Oh wait... that is possible of course, bc 11 yr olds don't live in reality yet. It is all a fantasy!
The reality is:
The opposition in the only true elections conceided to your Enlightend Leader's landslide victory with a majority of 66.67%! That is democracy.
It could have been a majority of 56% if you hadn't overslept and had voted against him, but ... your lazy ass did not get out of bed and overslept.
Thus:
The Great Claudio NKVD is once again your President!
We will see about elections again next January. That is in 2026... (but by that time you will have forgotten again, as usual)
And don't be so angry!
All I do is stimulate independent, critical thinking. Though not appreciated, I am helping you. I am a nice guy!
All opponents do, is being oversensitive & mean, when they don't immediately get what they want. They are bullies!
I am over 13 years old, thank you.
hmm, pretty sure you gotta be at least 16 to play CoW, and to run as Forum Prez, sorry kid..
Most CoW players are not 16, and its not worth reporting someone for it. And age shouldn't matter, as long as they are mature enough
Do YOU want COW to be more complex and tactical? Are YOU tired of updates that just add another P2W aspect of the game? Are you TIRED of the AUTHORITARIAN Mafga? Then YOU should VOTE the Improvement Party, which seeks to 'Improve' Call of War, and promote FREE and FAIR elections. VOTE for the Improvement Party! VOTE for a better future!
1 Feb 2025, 00:29
GeneralJames wrote:
I am over 13 years old, thank you.
Over 13...
Did he just really admit he is still a baby?
Does he know his brain isn't even fully developed yet? And no, Jamesy-boy, that is not an insult, but merely a physiological fact.
And 13...then he isn't even allowed to register an account yet...
STOP THE DUMBIFICATION in favor of P2W & fly-by phone players! SENIOR REFLECTION MANAGER CHIEF EDITOR of The-Only-True-Truth(TM) ⵉⵏⵣⴰⵍⵉⵢⵏ !!ⵢⵉⵏ ⵙⵙⵉⵎⵓⵏ ⴰⵣⴳⴰⵢⴰⵏ!! "We can be wrong & we can know this and still do both" - a random Gen-Z, politician or gaming company CEO
1 Feb 2025, 01:12
King Romanov theIvan wrote:
Policies I would support:
Boycotting Bytro is necessary
Shutting down the corrupt Bytro control in the subreddit (Yes, they deleted many hate posts.)
Forcing Bytro to get rid of war bonds, cards BS.
Getting back rare materials and goods.
Getting rid of the unfair moderation
Make chat rules less strict
Make chat free again
Promote the NATIONALIST COCONUT UNION and THE COCONUT CULT (Both in Call of War)
you tried thinking once and that hurt so much that you never tried it again.
id wish religion to keep their grummy fingers outa politics, and forum politics especially...
, becouse thats the only true god anyways 
