2025 Emergency Election Participant Signup

27 Jan 2025, 22:47

Hello good people of the forums,

Most of the people want Emergency Elections, and I plan to make another thread for the election, but, I need to know the participants that are taking place.

Since this is an Emergency Election, try to keep it simple. All you need to tell us is:

Party Name
Running Mate
Why the People should vote for you

You will be able to apply until the first of February, where Elections will begin, and end on the 5th of February, unless a majority of people want to move the Election date to allow for more campaigning time. Good luck

Parties that have signed up so far:

The Improvement Party
GeneralJames and AnonymeggABC1234
The goal of the Improvement Party is to push the message to bytro: We dont like the RSS update, and we want more features! We also want to improve the game and the forums, and to have free and fair elections in the future.
Democratic Forum Coalition (DFC)
Taffyta Muttonfudge and General Sherman
Vote for the DFC to preserve forum democracy, promote forum activity and activism, and lobby Bytro to listen to the voices of the players! DFC will also protect the forum government from certain authoritarian movements.

Do YOU want COW to be more complex and tactical? Are YOU tired of updates that just add another P2W aspect of the game? Are you TIRED of the AUTHORITARIAN Mafga?
Then YOU should VOTE the Improvement Party, which seeks to 'Improve' Call of War, and promote FREE and FAIR elections.
VOTE for the Improvement Party! VOTE for a better future!

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1 Feb 2025, 01:13

Maybe it would be a good idea to have religious factions after all

1 Feb 2025, 01:14

vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
GeneralJames wrote:
I am over 13 years old, thank you.
Over 13...
Did he just really admit he is still a baby?
Does he know his brain isn't even fully developed yet? And no, Jamesy-boy, that is not an insult, but merely a physiological fact.
And 13...then he isn't even allowed to register an account yet...

Are you a nyuroscientist? If not then you cant say those things...

1 Feb 2025, 01:28

vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
GeneralJames wrote:
I am over 13 years old, thank you.
Over 13...
Did he just really admit he is still a baby?
Does he know his brain isn't even fully developed yet? And no, Jamesy-boy, that is not an insult, but merely a physiological fact.
And 13...then he isn't even allowed to register an account yet...

And what evidence do you have that proves you aren't under 10?

1 Feb 2025, 01:58

King Romanov theIvan wrote:
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
GeneralJames wrote:
I am over 13 years old, thank you.
Over 13...Did he just really admit he is still a baby?
Does he know his brain isn't even fully developed yet? And no, Jamesy-boy, that is not an insult, but merely a physiological fact.
And 13...then he isn't even allowed to register an account yet...
And what evidence do you have that proves you aren't under 10?

The MAfGA^(tm) movement requires its members adhere to the TOU of COW.

Hence, one can't be MAfGA(tm) if not yet 16, unless you are exceptionally bright & mature and are given dispensation by the EIACC (the Entirely Independent Admission Control Committee).

It goes without saying that Jamesy-boy, the banderless Snatch and the other General do not qualify for dispensation.

With all that established, it should also be noted that Jamesy-boy is actually an undocumented illegal immigrant in COW-World!

I would not be surprised if the other trouble-makers, continuously disturbing the Peace of the Reign of the Immaculate Leader, Claudio NKVD, are also little kids as Jamesy-boy.

STOP THE DUMBIFICATION in favor of P2W & fly-by phone players!

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1 Feb 2025, 02:02 (edited)

Bandersnatch wrote:
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
GeneralJames wrote:
I am over 13 years old, thank you.
Over 13...Did he just really admit he is still a baby?
Does he know his brain isn't even fully developed yet? And no, Jamesy-boy, that is not an insult, but merely a physiological fact.
And 13...then he isn't even allowed to register an account yet...
Are you a nyuroscientist? If not then you cant say those things...

Is it common in your culture to not teach stuff in school?

And if so, you would be aware of that and could read up on stuff yourself.

FYI: one doesn't need to be a NEUROscientist to quote scientific facts. It merely requires the ability to read and understand and then reproduce.

The shocking thing about yet another woefully misspelled and utterly untrue comment by the Snatch, is that it proves kids really don't learn anything anymore, except Googeling...

That is exactly why MAfGA^(tm) is much needed to keep things on track!

STOP THE DUMBIFICATION in favor of P2W & fly-by phone players!

1 Feb 2025, 03:12

vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
The shocking thing about yet another woefully misspelled and utterly untrue comment by the Snatch, is that it proves kids really don't learn anything anymore, except Googeling...

How ironic

1 Feb 2025, 03:35

Bandersnatch wrote:
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
The shocking thing about yet another woefully misspelled and utterly untrue comment by the Snatch, is that it proves kids really don't learn anything anymore, except Googeling...
How ironic

Do you know the meaning of the word 'ironic'?

Maybe first google it?

I mean 'neuroscientist' was already a difficult word for you...so...

STOP THE DUMBIFICATION in favor of P2W & fly-by phone players!

1 Feb 2025, 06:03

GeneralJames wrote:
-VIP- wrote:
GeneralJames wrote:
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
@GeneralJames you claim you started with COW when you were 11yrs old. How come then, that you are still 11?
And though it is an entirely different subject: how can an 11 yr old run for a fantasy office position in fake-elections? Oh wait... that is possible of course, bc 11 yr olds don't live in reality yet. It is all a fantasy!
The reality is:
The opposition in the only true elections conceided to your Enlightend Leader's landslide victory with a majority of 66.67%! That is democracy.
It could have been a majority of 56% if you hadn't overslept and had voted against him, but ... your lazy ass did not get out of bed and overslept.
Thus:
The Great Claudio NKVD is once again your President!
We will see about elections again next January. That is in 2026... (but by that time you will have forgotten again, as usual)
And don't be so angry!
All I do is stimulate independent, critical thinking. Though not appreciated, I am helping you. I am a nice guy!
All opponents do, is being oversensitive & mean, when they don't immediately get what they want. They are bullies!
I am over 13 years old, thank you.
hmm, pretty sure you gotta be at least 16 to play CoW, and to run as Forum Prez, sorry kid..
Most CoW players are not 16, and its not worth reporting someone for it. And age shouldn't matter, as long as they are mature enough

Yeah, and you are not mature enough. You want a new election because you slept during the real one. Peak grade 3 drama.

"We can be wrong, or we can know it, but we can't do both at the same time." ~ Heisenberg
RETIRED ELECTION MANAGER

2 Feb 2025, 21:42

vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
Bandersnatch wrote:
vonlettowvorbeck wrote:
The shocking thing about yet another woefully misspelled and utterly untrue comment by the Snatch, is that it proves kids really don't learn anything anymore, except Googeling...
How ironic
Do you know the meaning of the word 'ironic'?Maybe first google it?
I mean 'neuroscientist' was already a difficult word for you...so...

No I meant that you were saying I cant spell but then you spell googleing wrong in your same post

2 Feb 2025, 21:55

they are evolving... certainly that was misspelt on purpose to throw us off the Claudio AI trail.

but we are smarter than they think!!..... surely

3 Feb 2025, 18:02

Bandersnatch wrote:
Maybe it would be a good idea to have religious factions after all

Time to combat secularism

-VIP- wrote:
they are evolving... certainly that was misspelt on purpose to throw us off the Claudio AI trail.
but we are smarter than they think!!..... surely

You're acting just like MaFGA: "oOh A pIeCe Of NoN-eViDeNcE!1!!11!!111!!! wE'lL sAy It'S eViDeNcE aNd MaKe ThE fDs LoOk BaD!!11!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1"

3 Feb 2025, 19:48

AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:
Time to combat secularism
You're acting just like MaFGA: "oOh A pIeCe Of NoN-eViDeNcE!1!!11!!111!!! wE'lL sAy It'S eViDeNcE aNd MaKe ThE fDs LoOk BaD!!11!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1"

The Establishment is having a complete meltdown!

The President

3 Feb 2025, 21:36

AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:
Bandersnatch wrote:
Maybe it would be a good idea to have religious factions after all
Time to combat secularism
-VIP- wrote:
they are evolving... certainly that was misspelt on purpose to throw us off the Claudio AI trail.
but we are smarter than they think!!..... surely
You're acting just like MaFGA: "oOh A pIeCe Of NoN-eViDeNcE!1!!11!!111!!! wE'lL sAy It'S eViDeNcE aNd MaKe ThE fDs LoOk BaD!!11!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1"

is that a quote from somebody? or are you just simple minded?

also wornt you banished already by our true president Taffudge?

somebody let him back in... ?

... its probably just Claudio super AI trying to make himself look better, artificially producing a doofus like dis shows the POWER he has and how imperative it is to find-shutdown the mainframe befor its to late for all of us forum dwellers!

4 Feb 2025, 18:34

-VIP- wrote:
AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:
Bandersnatch wrote:
Maybe it would be a good idea to have religious factions after all
Time to combat secularism
-VIP- wrote:
they are evolving... certainly that was misspelt on purpose to throw us off the Claudio AI trail.
but we are smarter than they think!!..... surely
You're acting just like MaFGA: "oOh A pIeCe Of NoN-eViDeNcE!1!!11!!111!!! wE'lL sAy It'S eViDeNcE aNd MaKe ThE fDs LoOk BaD!!11!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1"
also wornt you banished already by our true president Taffudge?

She probably doesn't like being called "Taffudge" due to the word being used pejoratively

4 Feb 2025, 18:36

AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:
She probably doesn't like being called "Taffudge" due to the word being used pejoratively

The ie means a lot to me, the whole thing, so it’s so sad to me, to see what I

Bad Terrorism

Bad Guys, from the face of the it won me the election, to halt these radical errorists from country. Extreme vetting, that’s the word extreme vetting , I think you’ll find we’re being proven correct very quickly.

The President

4 Feb 2025, 21:22

AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:
-VIP- wrote:
AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:
Bandersnatch wrote:
Maybe it would be a good idea to have religious factions after all
Time to combat secularism
-VIP- wrote:
they are evolving... certainly that was misspelt on purpose to throw us off the Claudio AI trail.
but we are smarter than they think!!..... surely
You're acting just like MaFGA: "oOh A pIeCe Of NoN-eViDeNcE!1!!11!!111!!! wE'lL sAy It'S eViDeNcE aNd MaKe ThE fDs LoOk BaD!!11!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1"
also wornt you banished already by our true president Taffudge?
She probably doesn't like being called "Taffudge" due to the word being used pejoratively

Maybe it would be a good idea to have religious factions after all

AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:
-VIP- wrote:
AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:
Bandersnatch wrote:
Time to combat secularism
-VIP- wrote:
they are evolving... certainly that was misspelt on purpose to throw us off the Claudio AI trail.
but we are smarter than they think!!..... surely
You're acting just like MaFGA: "oOh A pIeCe Of NoN-eViDeNcE!1!!11!!111!!! wE'lL sAy It'S eViDeNcE aNd MaKe ThE fDs LoOk BaD!!11!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1"
also wornt you banished already by our true president Taffudge?
She probably doesn't like being called "Taffudge" due to the word being used pejoratively

hmm, im sure she's just fine , cuz she is cool with a sense of humor unlike SOME people on the forum

we are all friends and she knows that while you done seem to comprehend the fact that they are messing around n RPing.

grow a funny bone bud or you are going to have a rough time being part of this thing we call life.

2 May 2025, 02:24

GeneralJames wrote:
Literally everyone wants this except you

Sir... nobody besides you and 5 alt accounts owned by you voted in those toenail elections...

14 May 2025, 15:26

CheckDaFacts! wrote:
GeneralJames wrote:
Literally everyone wants this except you
Sir... nobody besides you and 5 alt accounts owned by you voted in those toenail elections...

Most people had better things to do

14 May 2025, 17:16

GeneralJames wrote:
CheckDaFacts! wrote:
GeneralJames wrote:
Literally everyone wants this except you
Sir... nobody besides you and 5 alt accounts owned by you voted in those toenail elections...
Most people had better things to do

so you admit it was a waste of time

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