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Long time member of the forum? hope you appreciate this.

1. Hospital posts-Please no more posts labeled 'field hospitals' or 'engineers'. We have millions of those already and EVERY SINGLE ONE has failed.

2. Coastal artillery-Another post we have too many of already. Just use regular artillery or rail road guns plz

3. Multiple posts-If you want to post something, please don't make 100 threads about it.

4. Like every post by the authors 'Whowh', Rboi200, Karl Von Krass, and GrandEmpire'

5. Follow forum rules plz. http://forum.callofwar.com/index.php?thread/4-forum-rules.

6. Staff is regularly looking at forums, so don't be afraid to say hi when you see em.

7. at the suggestion of @K.Rokossovski, please no more cargo plane threads. supposedly we're closing in on the 1,000 mark for them. They just aren't going to work. If you want an easier game with cargo planes, play Conflict of Nations.

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Tbh when i saw that you had my name it was pretty cool... now there are a buncha others and i dont feel so special boohoo

β€œI do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
β€œIf you win, you need not explain!”
β€œWhat difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength

Hahaha. Becuz of me

Comrade genz| Master of Forum Major General

my first encounter witth @YourGaurdian was literally me saying, coastal artillery useless

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GrandEmpire wrote:

Tbh when i saw that you had my name it was pretty cool... now there are a buncha others and i dont feel so special boohoo
I'll put your name in bold and italics :)

by your actions to make yourself and @GrandEmpire names elevated (unique) via bolding and italicizing your names, you have inadvertently caused mine and @RBoi200's names to be unique in their own way.

You can never cause me to lose, i will win in one way or the other

"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213

Karl von Krass wrote:

by your actions to make yourself and @GrandEmpire names elevated (unique) via bolding and italicizing your names, you have inadvertently caused mine and @RBoi200's names to be unique in their own way.

You can never cause me to lose, i will win in one way or the other

Exactly. No one can say they are higher than anyone else. But they are different and will stand out.

Wow im overwhelmed by the deepness of this. Tanks whowh (geddit? its a pun!! tanks)

β€œI do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
β€œIf you win, you need not explain!”
β€œWhat difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength

whowh wrote:

hahahaha

Q: Where do you park tanks?

A: In the Tanking Lot

I should be a comedian

So, my dad tells me that Syria is getting military tanks from Turkey. I asked if that was bad and he said no, everyone loves a tanks giving Turkey.
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin
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There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive.

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Did you hear the one about the tank and the jump rope? Let's skip it.

Did you hear the one about the tank and the cookie? Nevermind, It's crummy.

How about the one with the tank and the bed? Of course, you haven't because it hasn't been made yet.

"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin
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Why did Stalin buy a tank?

He needed somewhere to keep his fish supersoldiers

β€œI do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
β€œIf you win, you need not explain!”
β€œWhat difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength

tanks a lot for these puns

"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213

THE PUN APOCALYPSE HAS BEEN SET INTO MOTION BY MOI! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

β€œI do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
β€œIf you win, you need not explain!”
β€œWhat difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength

i am in an ava, i will try to be TANKING a lot for my team

"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213

Stalin, Lenin, Putin, all in motion

Comrade genz| Master of Forum Major General

Ah,new thread

Comrade genz| Master of Forum Major General

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