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Advice on how to be a newspaper noob

Do you desire to be the most obsessed RP player? Do you love watching Spain start ranting about how it's going to take out china on day one? If so, this guide is for you.

1. RP posts. The first thing you do is post in the newspaper: Let's do historic RP Warsaw pact and NATO!

2. Coalition names. Very important. You MUST make a coalition called either:

a) NATO

b) Warsaw pact

c) Axis

4) United Nations

5) Comintern

3. Newspaper posts. Always post about how your coalition is going to win. For example:

NATO

NATO is going to destroy everyone. Warsaw pact f***ing sucks.

4. Now that you have some enemies, continue ranting about how this is going to happen.

5. Leave the game and NEVER come back. This is the most important part.

Thanks for reading the second installment of the 'How to' noob series. Make sure to check out the advice for forum noobs

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21 Jan 2021, 19:51

Better Newspaper noob than silent guy that types nothing. They are boooooooriiing. Newspaper noobs keep things fresh and interesting.

21 Jan 2021, 19:54

zecevi123 wrote:

Better Newspaper noob than silent guy that types nothing. They are boooooooriiing. Newspaper noobs keep things fresh and interesting.
The newpaper noobs are hilarious. That's why I have created this guide on how to be the noobiest person out there. Why silently expand and get the gold when you can be Germany in 1939 historical and throw away the round?
;)
The new Roman Empire
Murica Oh yea!
Vive le Empire!!!!!
21 Jan 2021, 23:31

whowh wrote:

2. Coalition names. Very important. You MUST make a coalition called either:

a) NATO

b) Warsaw pact

c) Axis

You forgot "United Nations". Also very popular.
22 Jan 2021, 01:37

K.Rokossovski wrote:

whowh wrote:

2. Coalition names. Very important. You MUST make a coalition called either:

a) NATO

b) Warsaw pact

c) Axis

You forgot "United Nations". Also very popular.
I'll add that :)
;)
The new Roman Empire
Murica Oh yea!
Vive le Empire!!!!!
23 Jan 2021, 01:41

whowh wrote:

Do you desire to be the most obsessed RP player? Do you love watching Spain start ranting about how it's going to take out china on day one? If so, this guide is for you.

1. RP posts. The first thing you do is post in the newspaper: Let's do historic RP Warsaw pact and NATO!

2. Coalition names. Very important. You MUST make a coalition called either:

a) NATO

b) Warsaw pact

c) Axis

4) United Nations

5) Comintern

3. Newspaper posts. Always post about how your coalition is going to win. For example:

NATO

NATO is going to destroy everyone. Warsaw pact f***ing sucks.

4. Now that you have some enemies, continue ranting about how this is going to happen.

5. Leave the game and NEVER come back. This is the most important part.

Thanks for reading the second installment of the 'How to' noob series. Make sure to check out the advice for forum noobs

Or play as Germany so badly you lose to Yugoslavia and Romania...
27 Jan 2021, 18:35

Well one newspaper noob started talking about how his Gf friend zoned him.

28 Jan 2021, 02:53

vietcong2005 wrote:

Well one newspaper noob started talking about how his Gf friend zoned him.
I had one guy run a newspaper AD trying to sell people noodles and give him provinces to set up noodle shops.
4 Feb 2021, 09:21

now this tthread is going to be spammed by me

"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass
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4 Feb 2021, 10:28

And me

Comrade genz| Master of Forum Major General
4 Feb 2021, 12:43

Lol. Hahaha

Comrade genz| Master of Forum Major General
4 Feb 2021, 16:33

Oh my god

Comrade genz| Master of Forum Major General
4 Feb 2021, 16:46

somebody call an ambulance

"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213
4 Feb 2021, 17:46

U alright there rboi?

Comrade genz| Master of Forum Major General
4 Feb 2021, 17:48

Comrade genz wrote:

U alright there rboi?
I just need an ambulance.
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4 Feb 2021, 18:13

whowh wrote:

I think the ambulance should be for my thread, not for Rboi
Then call two ambulances.
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4 Feb 2021, 18:19

3 for me too

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