Battleships: A Love-hate relationship

15 Aug 2016, 20:19

Battleships: A Love-Hate Relationship

SCENARIO I:

You build a battleship swarm. Your enemy builds a balanced navy.

Watch as your battleship swarm kills all the enemy’s ships, and then gets sunk by a lone lvl. 1 submarine.

SCENARIO II:

You build a battleship swarm. Your enemy builds a submarine swarm.

Give up on navy.

SCENARIO III:

You build a battleship swarm. Your enemy builds a destroyer (or cruiser) swarm.

Watch as your megastack of 90 battleship 1-hit kills every enemy ship on the map.

SCENARIO IV:

You build a battleship swarm. Your enemy builds a battleship swarm.

Massive fight between 90+ lvl. 6 battleships (per side) goes on for One Thousand and One Nights.

SCENARIO V:

You build a battleship swarm. Your enemy builds a carrier swarm but they are of a low level.

Laugh because any carrier below lvl. 4 is wonderfully underpowered.

SCENARIO VI:

You build a battleship swarm. Your enemy builds a carrier swarm of a very high level.

Watch in horror as 80+ naval bombers swoop in from level 6 carriers.

SCENARIO VII:

You build a battleship swarm. Your enemy builds over 100 rockets level 4 and stations them within firing range of your ships.

Give up, immediately.

SCENARIO VIII:

You build a battleship swarm. Your enemy forgets to do navy.

Have fun killing his convoys.

SCENARIO IX:

You build a battleship swarm. Your enemy forgets to do navy.

He invades you by land and you realize you spent all your fuel on battleships. Cry as his single militia lvl. 1 captures your capital.

SCENARIO X:

You build a battleship swarm. All your provinces rebel and join your enemy because you have a massive fuel and food shortage.

SCENARIO XI:

You build a battleship swarm. Your enemy goes inactive.

What a phockin waste.

SCENARIO XII:

You build a battleship swarm. Your enemy uses over 100 USD’s worth of gold and builds over 9000 battleships.