OK I ll put those I created recently and those of an ally. For context, I [Libya] left a Coalition called CCCP to join an Coalition with a Pirate Flag and allied to a player with a one-man coalition called "The Cartel"
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Libya declares war to Spain in a tear-filled speech
Today, KIng Chimere announced that his country was declaring war in his longest and most poignant speech so far.
"He never returned my calls, nor I think opened my mails. How do you
want to do diplomacy in these conditions ? How did you expect me to
explain him that Libya's communism was more communist than his communism
?"
After an eerie silence, he added "This was before I discovered the
economic benefits of piracy and narcotics and thus left CCCP".
The Leader of Libya carried his long grief list in front of his people of Tripoli :
"Take Italy. I brought Communism myself to this country, but then Spain
jumped in and "liberated" Northern Italy - the one part with the ski
resorts, just saying. What is the result ? What is the result I ask you ?
The result is that Italy looks like an old sock when it should look
like an elegant woman boot !"
Carrying on in front of the cheers of the crowd, "the Father of Africa" wanted to clarify the reason of his leaving the CCCP.
"Yes, there were economic reasons. But then when you see how "communist"
some of these countries are... The real reason is that you don't
declare war on a country when you have privileged information on their
maps. That's shifty, you just don't do it. That's why I left and waited
36 hours before that war."
Concluding his long speech by a message for peace - tomorrow, the
"little Radomir Putnik of Libya" concluded by saying : "I would like the
Mediterranean to be a Libyan lake with a eastern Syrian part" - as I
fully trust Syria and I am not afraid of their submarines having the
jump on my transports". He added "I have no design on Finland or Russia.
Too cold, too empty - I don't like mosquitoes and swamps, either."
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Libya and Finland in talks about fate of Spain
As the Libyan troops are introducing new markets to Spain and making the Italian boot a boot again, rumors tell of Finnish troops moving toward Spain-controlled Germany. Rumors of discussions between Libya and Finland are now whispered in all well-informed chancelleries.
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Libya and Finland found an agreement on Spain
After difficult negotiations at the highest level, and rumor says, the
firing of missiles in Libyan direction, Finland and Libyan found an
agreement on the best way to divide Spain.
"Well, there were the easy countries to split up. We all know the
Balkanic people love to be united in one country - they will always be
united - so we had to package them together. We all know they love
Muslims, so well - Libya it is".
"Poland is another easy one. Poles love to be partitioned. It is part of
their historical tradition you know. So we decided we would partition
it. You should have seen the Poles when we told them that. They were
dancing in the streets. According to local reports. That we will show
you. Soon."
"Germany and France were a bit harder - at first we thought of giving
France to one of us and Germany to the other one - but no one wanted the
Germans, so we had to split them horizontally. We expect both the
French and the Germans to have fond memories of being divided in 2
zones."
The Muslim Condotiere of Libya concluded : "This agreement, we should hope, will bring peace for our time !"
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Chinese Attempt D-Day near Los Angeles
Blood washed across the sand for miles and smoking carnage filled the
orange smog tinged skies of Los Angeles over the weekend. In what was
one of the bloodiest battles up to date, the Chinese attempted and
failed several amphibious landings near Los Angeles in their bid to
extend the triad's influence over the area. The rival BD cartel (Black
Dragoons) garrison troops were momentarily caught off guard but were
able to rally and push back the invaders. Despite Being pinned down on
the beaches with nowhere to go, the Chinese fought bravely and there
were no known survivors.
A memorial is being erected at the site of the battle dedicated to the
brave men and women who gave their lives that day. In a rare appearance,
Cartel Boss Shroominbro gave a breif speech before the solemn crowd in
L.A., many of them chinese nationals going to universities in
California. During the speech he outlined his plans to export Cali Kush
as well as legalize marijuana for the rest of the united states
In other news over the weekend. A large Armada of ships carrying the
spanish govt. in exile, the royal guard and remnants of the Spanish
armed forces, were found off the coast of panama by BD destroyers on
routine training exercises. A lomg battle ensued before the spanish
finally surrendered. The spanish royal family and highranking officials
were extradited to Tripoli, Libya to face the charges brought against
them by the Libyan govt. All other POWs were taken deep into the jungles
of Bolivia to serve as field hands growing cocoa plants.
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Full-fledged invasion incident between Syria and Libya reached a peaceful conclusion
Libya and Syria published a joint statement after the night incident in
Syria that led to the occupation of several key-cities in Syria and the
destruction of key strategic assets.
"It was all a freak accident" declared King Chimere of Libya. I had read
that my friend and ally Ali had been missing from Syria for days, so I
assumed I had to do something to safeguard his kingd... I mean his
Republic. By the time an extremely well-tanned Ali got me on the direct
line, it was too late".
The "Great Smurf of Tripoli" added "We are really really sorry. We would
never ever betray our ally from day 3. I like to think, anyway."
As soon as the leadership of Tripoli knew about the error, troops on the
field were ordered to stop combat against anti-regency Syrian force.
Information tells that some troops were transfered from Libya to Syria
as a reparation.
The Ministry of Finance of Libya declared "We are still trying to locate
the billions looted from the Beyruth Central Bank. We have found the
suitcases already so it is only a matter of time."
As a closing statement, the "Wisest Man in Africa" announced it started a
V2 research and production program "only to give back Syria its V2 that
got destroyed in combat. Libya is a peaceful country that would
otherwise not need intercontinental ballistic weapons, as we all know".
On language, I went wide, not high (I speak several, master none)
