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Why are British people always depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is France!


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Why did the United Kingdom leave its Union with Europe?

Continental drift.


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Why did the animals in the forest start fighting?

Because a British person walked by and spoke to them.


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Why do the English say β€œthe ball is coming home!” When most FIFA balls are made in Pakistan?

The Muslim population in the UK is growing…


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Why is the Union Jack not symmetrical?

The flag makers had just one pint, and that was all it took…


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Why do americans exist?

Because of the british

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NATIVE AMERICANS:


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Carking the 6th wrote:

French:
Conclusion made, Carking is part French! eww get away dog!
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The Mister Class wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

French:
Conclusion made, Carking is part French! eww get away dog!
How dare you insult me like that, you monster! You LEAD FRANCE IN 1949!! Never say such a thing again, you rude and disrespectful fool!

CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

England.

England.

England.

The President

Why can’t the Brit’s pronounce the β€œt” in Bri’ish?

Because they drank all the t.


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Carking the 6th wrote:

The Mister Class wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

French:
Conclusion made, Carking is part French! eww get away dog!
How dare you insult me like that, you monster! You LEAD FRANCE IN 1949!! Never say such a thing again, you rude and disrespectful fool!
My honest reaction:

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Carking the 6th wrote:

Why can’t the Brit’s pronounce the β€œt” in Bri’ish?

Because they drank all the t.

Bro is drunk......

tea

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The Mister Class wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

The Mister Class wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

French:
Conclusion made, Carking is part French! eww get away dog!
How dare you insult me like that, you monster! You LEAD FRANCE IN 1949!! Never say such a thing again, you rude and disrespectful fool!
My honest reaction:

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I’m not Corsican either, my friend!

CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

Carking the 6th wrote:

The Mister Class wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

The Mister Class wrote:

Carking the 6th wrote:

French:
Conclusion made, Carking is part French! eww get away dog!
How dare you insult me like that, you monster! You LEAD FRANCE IN 1949!! Never say such a thing again, you rude and disrespectful fool!
My honest reaction:

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I’m not Corsican either, my friend!
You are american and hence you are french, even if 0.0002%. You have french blood running
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Carking the 6th wrote:

Why can’t the Brit’s pronounce the β€œt” in Bri’ish?

Because they drank all the t.

wrong, they are actually hard with the t. BriTish
The President

A bottle bo'ale of water wo'ah!

I see a big meme coming at me, ain't it car?

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A Bottle of Wotah is the correct

The President

Claudio NVKP wrote:

A Bottle of Wotah is the correct
A Bottle of Wotah is the correct

Claudio NVKP wrote:

Milk it more
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Claudio NVKP wrote:

A Bottle of Wotah is the correct
Its standard, but yesterday I heard a guy say bo'ah of wo'ah
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How long can a British person survive without tea?

3 days is the longest record, but that was from a quarter British man who lived in the United States for 10 years.

On average only about a day.


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