Chinese United Front: Pacific Conquest 2023

Welcome to my second thread of this year! This time around I'll be showing you guys around the Pacific Conquest game myself and my alliance decided to do! Without further platitudes, I'll introduce you to the gang:

You couldn't forget the star of the show, could ya? (I'm Sichuan.) If you couldn't tell, I'm making troops and preparing to move down towards Burma to open up a second front of the war. Once these two nations are dead we basically have all of South Asia under our control.

The way I move my units will probably make some of you have a stroke. Xinjiang told me 'ANTHILL ASF'

Let's all give a big hand to Jones Privateers, who went along with my adventures on the last thread and returned to fight with us in our Pacific Conquest run! Username Matt Splat! Hail South China! He's going to beat the shit out of Hong Kong too.

Everyone welcome back gptdoktor, who was the Royal Canadian Resistance last time around! They're Xinjiang for this game! Their next target is probably Mongolia.

Apart from the old hands, we have fresh meat joining us, Astronautical, who is playing as Ma Clique. He contacted us shortly after our DOTP game ended and we've been raising hell ever since.

Day Two:

Day One was skipped because I hadn't decided to write up this new thread just yet, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. In D1 Central China got obliterated shortly after SC and I joined. Central China probably thought he was attacking a bot. Poor bastard.

Resistance discord screenshot, Ma Clique freaking the hell out over Khabarovsk's level. His K/D isn't

looking too hot though, so I'm not really worried about him, plus he's far to the north and might die before I can spike him.

Random train of thought up next:

I'm something of prodigy of sniping high level players early before they login the next morning. I did this in a previous PC game, killing off North Mexico while he was too busy trying to snipe Tampico from an AI. I broke those units, and proceeded to annihilate him. He asked me for an alliance earlier, came back online, and sent a single message to me: "Damn." Felt good.

Incidentally, Central China was the absolute first nation to die this round, before any of the AI got swallowed. Bro really got the short end of the stick. Next time around though I'll try to join early and get us all of the CUF meme nations.

Nationalist China and Communist China are my and South China's next targets, respectively.

Yeah, it's gamer time.

More tidbits: Xinjiang and Ma Clique are beating the hell out of Tibet.

The best part about this is I decided to be enigmatic and not make a coalition outright, meaning that the other warlords around us have no idea we're allied. Nice and sneaky trick of mine. We'll make a coalition on day three though, since that's when the inactives will be revealed.

Also, don't worry, I'm not gonna pull a Aragosta and betray all of my alliance mates. It'd be easy to kill everyone but gptdoktor, since I introduced him to CoW and he knows all of my tricks better than I do at this point. I'm kidding. It'd be hard and we'd probably get third partied by Burma or something.

As a closing note, the only threat I really see that could fuck up our run is this dude: Borneo.

The level's a little scary, but surely his K/D can't be that good, right? Right?

Oh hell. Cross my star-spangled heart I hope to get to kill this dude before he proclaims a Pacific Islander Empire.