CoW Carols!

15 Dec 2023, 20:22

You better watch south

Sing your battle cry

You better not die

I'm telling you why

Santa Claus' been kidnapped, by the Nazi's!

He's making a list

He's checking it twice

He's gonna find out wwho's saving his life

Santa Claus' been kidnapped, by the Nazi's!

He sees you when you're fighting

And he knows when you've been golding

He knows if you've been bad or good

So save him for goodness sake,

Santa Claus' been kidnapped, by the Nazi's!

Bomber planes, bomber planes, bomber planes rock

Bomber planes swing and bomber planes ring

Blastin' and blowin' up units for fun

Now the bomber raid has begun

What a bright time, it's the right time

To bomb the tanks away

Bomber raid time is a swell time

To go invadin' with a one-armored car

Giddy-up bomber planes, pick up your feet

Patrol around the clock

Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' fee

And that's the bomber raid, bomber raid, that's the bomber plane raid!

The President

5 Replies

15 Dec 2023, 20:28

I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need

I don't care about the boat tanks underneath the operation spree

I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas is.... Marines.

I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need (and I)

Don't care about the boat tanks underneath the operation spree

I don't need to hang my boat tanks there upon the inventory

Watching ads won't make me happy with some gold on Christmas Day

All i want for Christmas is... Marines!

The President

15 Dec 2023, 20:40

Fox Company

Comes charging out the Union with LTs

I see

Watch out Germany

You're gonna get steamrolled in the RP

Indeed

(To the tune of Santa baby)

"Imma play CoW to calm down" - Literally nobody ever
Talvisota of the Abrahamic Caliphate

15 Dec 2023, 20:41

Somebody make this irl

My father once said this: “If you don’t know anything, don’t assume you know and don’t say anything you don’t know is true”
I always got annoyed when he said that, but to be honest he’s kinda right if you think about it
Have a good day!

16 Dec 2023, 03:02

Jingle bomb, jingle bomb, jingle bomb rock

Jingle bombs swing and jingle bombs ring

(Nuclear) Snowin' and blowin' up cities for fun

Now the nuclear bomb’s begun

Jingle bomb, jingle bomb, jingle bomb rock

Jingle bomb chime in jingle bomb time

Dancin' and prancin' in Nagasaki Square

In the frosty air

What a bright light, it's the right light

To melt the world away

Jingle bomb time is a swell time

To go glidin' in a one-man plane

Giddy-up jingle plane, pick up your wing

Jingle bomb runs around the clock

Mix and a-mingle in the jingle bomb fleet

That's the jingle bomb rock

Jingle bomb, jingle bomb, jingle bomb rock

Jingle bomb chime in jingle bomb time

Dancin' and prancin' in Hiroshima Square

In the frosty air

What a bright light, it's the right light

To melt the world away

Jingle bomb time is a swell time

To go glidin' in a one-man plane

Giddy-up jingle plane, pick up your wing

Jingle bomb runs around the clock

Mix and a-mingle in the jingle bomb fleet

That's the jingle bomb

That's the jingle bomb rock

CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

17 Dec 2023, 06:39

O holy night! The convoys are quickly sinking,

it is the night of our dear saviour's birth.

Long ruined my stats by golders and alternates.

Til he appeared and the subs felt it's worth

Still haven't think of what next

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