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CoW Forum Personality Types

The different types of forum users we have:

The 24/7 Responder

  • Active several times a day
  • Posts on almost every new thread
  • One of the top users in terms of total posts
  • People probably give them lots of spam likes
  • So-so at CoW

The Strategist

  • K/D ratio above 5
  • Very good at CoW
  • Likes to admin forum roleplays
  • Creates helpful guides and playthroughs every so often
  • Well-respected by the community
  • Takes occasinal breaks from the game/forum because of their job

The Noob

  • Recently started playing CoW so they're not that good yet
  • Joined the forum to learn how to get better at the game
  • Either under 20 or over 50
  • Has one of those npc pfps
  • Speaks in broken english because their native language doesnt have its own server (or its dead)
  • Gets lots of tips from the 24/7 Responder

The Nationalist

  • Probably from a country in southeast europe
  • Has their country's flag as their pfp
  • Gets into frequent arguments with other "nationalists" on the forum
  • Called a troll by the "normal" users
  • Probably isn't that good at CoW
  • Will eventually get banned for saying something over the line

The Gold Grumbler

  • Hates gold because they think it is unfair
  • Makes lots of posts about how they don't like gold
  • Uses these emojis a lot: :cursing: :thumbdown: :wallbash
  • Has lost lots of games because there is a big spender
  • Finds a way to incorporate the gold debate into almost any topic
  • IRL they are a pessimist
  • Probably got banned from the chat for complaining about gold

The Roleplay Nerd

  • Participates in every forum roleplay and sometimes creates one themself
  • Joined the forum to connect with the roleplay community
  • Favorite map is HWW
  • Thinks theyre too good for "regular" CoW rounds
  • Lobby camps waiting for a 0/30 HWW to grab germany
  • Probably lonely IRL (no b****es)

The Dictator Dreamer

  • Either from russia or a country with <50 mil. people
  • Has a black and white pfp
  • Person in their pfp is probably wanted/convicted for warcrimes
  • Secretly wants to be a dictator themselves
  • Acts like their "better than everyone else" on forum
  • Probably lonely IRL (no b****es)

The Ancient One

  • Easily over 50
  • Has been playing CoW since before 2020
  • Has ancestors who served in the military in WW2 (or another war)
  • Prefers CoW 1.0 instead of 2.0
  • Doesnt like all the new users joining the forum, calls them mean names
  • Used to be very active in forums but now they dont do much other than bag on the new users

Tell me if i missed any, i will add.

Stay Sweet!

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I don’t know which one I am, but I’m probably not any of them.

My father once said this: “If you don’t know anything, don’t assume you know and don’t say anything you don’t know is true”
I always got annoyed when he said that, but to be honest he’s kinda right if you think about it
Have a good day!

NEPTUNE the great wrote:

I don’t know which one I am, but I’m probably not any of them.
prolly 24/7
Stay Sweet!

Taffyta Muttonfudge wrote:

NEPTUNE the great wrote:

I don’t know which one I am, but I’m probably not any of them.
prolly 24/7
Probably, I agree with most of them.

Ok, I admit, I am the 24/7 one because summer vacation in the U.S is long.

My father once said this: “If you don’t know anything, don’t assume you know and don’t say anything you don’t know is true”
I always got annoyed when he said that, but to be honest he’s kinda right if you think about it
Have a good day!

I'm new in the forum, but I'm the nationalist and the dictator dreamer (?)

Stroessner.

Well... looks like I’m a “dictator dreamer”

Same with you @Claudio NVKP

You forgot the paranoid. Doesn’t trust anybody. So then like my name says- they turn sneaky little rat finks- backstabbers Shares map with you so he rat you out to your opponents. Flys a false flag‍☠️‍☠️‍☠️ and cuts your throat.

A real nice guy all around!

Delmarva pirate-ripping, running and hiding.
Walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction, taking every wrong direction on his lonely way back home.

I guess the "Ancient One" was written with me in mind, but I don't fit several bullets.

When the enemy is driven back, we have failed. When he is cut off, encircled and dispersed, we have succeeded.
- Alexander Suvorov.

I'm actually all.

"We can be wrong, or we can know it, but we can't do both at the same time." ~ Heisenberg
RETIRED ELECTION MANAGER

K.Rokossovski wrote:

I guess the "Ancient One" was written with me in mind, but I don't fit several bullets.
theyre all based on several ppl, not just one in particular
Stay Sweet!

I'm fitting in a quite a few....

The President

Me too

that nationalist one targets me X(

croatian kid wrote:

that nationalist one targets me X(
Oof
My father once said this: “If you don’t know anything, don’t assume you know and don’t say anything you don’t know is true”
I always got annoyed when he said that, but to be honest he’s kinda right if you think about it
Have a good day!

I'm the Nationalist but for a country that's gone for almost 50 years now... Historical revanchist I guess?

"Its Voring time"
Hermann Goering (TNO) -c. 1960

There's too many nationalist and dictator dreamers

we need a few liberals to balance it out

Abby wrote:

There's too many nationalist and dictator dreamers

we need a few liberals to balance it out

Yeah, because CIA shills and genocide apologists are totally better
Being a patriot is not something I should be ashamed of.

Renarsm wrote:

Abby wrote:

There's too many nationalist and dictator dreamers

we need a few liberals to balance it out

Yeah, because CIA shills and genocide apologists are totally better
liberalism doesn't mean CIA shills or "Genocide apologist" and you know it

let's stop with the bad faith arguments

Nationalist for me

-Technician Third Grade-
-Owner of 42nd Commando Forces Alliance-
-Glory To Democracy-

Abby wrote:

Renarsm wrote:

Abby wrote:

There's too many nationalist and dictator dreamers

we need a few liberals to balance it out

Yeah, because CIA shills and genocide apologists are totally better
liberalism doesn't mean CIA shills or "Genocide apologist" and you know it

let's stop with the bad faith arguments

I agree. Liberalism means being a clown who preaches progressive but is actually a racist douche
Being a patriot is not something I should be ashamed of.
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