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This is a thread to share jokes, puns, or riddles related to CoW, WW2, or geography. The cornier the better.

Please use spolier tags where appropriate :)

What's another name for Call of War?

SpoilerGrandfather simulator

If the WW2 game is called Call of War, what will the WW3 game be called?

SpoilerEmail of war

Why did it take so long for the Soviets to push the Germans back?

SpoilerBecause they were Stalin

What did Hitler say when the Allies landed on D-day?

SpoilerI did nazi that coming

What is Jiang Jieshi's favorite martial art?

SpoilerTai Wan Do

What did Zhukov say to the German commander when he surrendered?

SpoilerCrimea river

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8 Mar 2024, 14:25

How did Operation Bagration advance so fast?

SpoilerThey were Russian to Berlin

What did the Germans tell the allies after losing ww2?

SpoilerWe only lost because you were golding!

What did Chang Kai Shek tell Tojo when the Japanese invaded?

SpoilerWhy you China take our sovereignty?

What did the Nazis say during the Russian winter?

SpoilerGrrrr-man

Why did the Soviets want to take Hungary?

SpoilerIt was a great Lunching-off point for other invasions


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
8 Mar 2024, 15:06

Why do people not play Call of War?

SpoilerThey have their answering machine on

8 Mar 2024, 15:06

The Grandfather simulator gave me a chuckle.

The President
8 Mar 2024, 15:09

I really like the idea of Hitler saying that the Allies golded... very much like him, actually.

8 Mar 2024, 15:10

K.Rokossovski wrote:

I really like the idea of Hitler saying that the Allies golded... very much like him, actually.
Yeah, that one was good too.
The President
8 Mar 2024, 15:24

Why was Ahab an idealist?

SpoilerHe wanted to kill whales.

8 Mar 2024, 15:26

Why were Bonnie and Clyde so popular?

SpoilerThey were Allied Bank Destroyers.

8 Mar 2024, 15:29

What is Hitler doing right now?

SpoilerTaking 10,000 tries waiting for a new HWW to open up and be the first to pick Germany

8 Mar 2024, 15:50

K.Rokossovski wrote:

What is Hitler doing right now?

SpoilerTaking 10,000 tries waiting for a new HWW to open up and be the first to pick Germany
SpoilerNah, he’s cloning himself and trolling every server that he’s been constantly camping istg

CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
8 Mar 2024, 16:18

K.Rokossovski wrote:

What is Hitler doing right now?
Burning in hell. I bet he’s become Satan’s right hand man.
8 Mar 2024, 16:35

He’s probably become his little slave that is kept in the back for whenever Satan gets… bored.


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
29 Mar 2024, 10:03

Hey battle commanders and history buffs,

Marching into this thread with my arsenal of humor, hoping to besiege your frowns and conquer your smiles. Prepare for an assault of puns – no need to fortify your defenses, just let the laughter break through!

  1. Why did the general keep drawing circles? Because he couldn't find the right angle for his attack.
  2. What do you call an ancient Egyptian ruler who was also a military strategist? Pharaoh-nough.
  3. Ever heard about the medieval knight who was also a magician? He was known for his ability to disappear into thin air – a real vanishing act. They called him "Sir Cadabra."
Hope these brought some tactical laughter to your day. Now, it’s your turn to advance to the frontline of fun – let's see those puns!

29 Mar 2024, 18:26

Robot!


CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
28 Apr 2024, 08:37

Taffyta Muttonfudge wrote:

This is a thread to share jokes, puns, or riddles related to CoW, WW2, or geography. The cornier the better.

Please use spolier tags where appropriate :)

Carking the 6th wrote:

How did Operation Buggeration advance so fast?

SpoilerThey were Russian to Berlin
These might be some of the corniest jokes I've heard in my life. Props to you guys
Aeroplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
— Marshal Foch
A pretty mechanical toy [...] the war will never be won by such machines.
— Lord Kitchener, on tanks
28 Apr 2024, 08:38

K.Rokossovski wrote:

I really like the idea of Hitler saying that the Allies golded... very much like him, actually.
Like this?
Aeroplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
— Marshal Foch
A pretty mechanical toy [...] the war will never be won by such machines.
— Lord Kitchener, on tanks

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