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Is it just coincidence that Claudio rhymes with Maduro (of Venezuela)

Is there such a thing as coincidence. Hmm I wonder. Suspicious very very suspicious

Delmarva pirate wrote:

Is it just coincidence that Claudio rhymes with Maduro (of Venezuela)

Is there such a thing as coincidence. Hmm I wonder. Suspicious very very suspicious

vonlettowvorbeck wrote:

Delmarva pirate wrote:

Is it just coincidence that Claudio rhymes with Maduro (of Venezuela)

Is there such a thing as coincidence. Hmm I wonder. Suspicious very very suspicious

Your poetry skills are lacking...

I wasn’t trying to be poetic. When I do you will be impressed. I’ll let you know keep an eye out

Delmarva pirate wrote:

I wasn’t trying to be poetic. When I do you will be impressed. I’ll let you know keep an eye out

I found a piece of poetry in an old coffer:

Once there was a Comrade Komrade.

He loved to put his weak principles on parade.

But then he went crooked, because he was hooked, and it all became a charade.

Hooked on the blue hair, he soon became a pair.

Paired with crooked Da Fudge, both now hold a grudge.

A grudge against what is democratic. Isn't that fanatic?

Now Comrade Komrade plays election host and transparency became a distant ghost.

Brave denizens, ample proof you have provided of taffudged practices that with The-Only-True-Truth collided!

Now hold steady and fight, until the Deep Forum State has subsided!

The-Only-True-Truth of MAfGA will show you the way!

Claudio NKVD for President... HURRAY!

The Curse of the Mummified Egg

In a glade where shadows writhe and creep,

An egg lies shrouded in cursed sleep.

Mummified shell, with a withered gleam,

A relic pulled from a fevered dream.

A vol appeared, its fur moon-bright,

Drawn by hunger, cloaked in night.

Its nose twitched close, its teeth did gleam,

Unaware of the egg’s foul scheme.

The vol bit deep with a gnashing snap,

The egg split open with a thunderous crack.

From its core, a curse took flight,

Coiling tendrils of blackened blight.

The vol recoiled, its body froze,

Its veins turned dark, its breath foreclosed.

The egg, too, shrieked as it withered away,

Bound together in death’s ballet.

The forest stilled, no leaf did stir,

As if the world mourned what once had occurred.

The vol and the egg, now dust and air,

Left behind their tale, a chilling affair.

So beware the hunger, beware the greed,

For cursed things will make you bleed.

The mummified egg, with its deadly snare,

Claims all who dare with a whispered dare.

you can guess who’s the egg and who’s the vol.

Delmarva pirate wrote:

you can guess who’s the egg and who’s the vol.

If this poem is your creation, well, all I can say is: well done

Delmarva pirate wrote:

The Curse of the Mummified Egg

In a glade where shadows writhe and creep,

An egg lies shrouded in cursed sleep.

Mummified shell, with a withered gleam,

A relic pulled from a fevered dream.

A vol appeared, its fur moon-bright,

Drawn by hunger, cloaked in night.

Its nose twitched close, its teeth did gleam,

Unaware of the egg’s foul scheme.

The vol bit deep with a gnashing snap,

The egg split open with a thunderous crack.

From its core, a curse took flight,

Coiling tendrils of blackened blight.

The vol recoiled, its body froze,

Its veins turned dark, its breath foreclosed.

The egg, too, shrieked as it withered away,

Bound together in death’s ballet.

The forest stilled, no leaf did stir,

As if the world mourned what once had occurred.

The vol and the egg, now dust and air,

Left behind their tale, a chilling affair.

So beware the hunger, beware the greed,

For cursed things will make you bleed.

The mummified egg, with its deadly snare,

Claims all who dare with a whispered dare.

I hate stereotypes

Delmarva pirate wrote:

The Curse of the Mummified Egg

In a glade where shadows writhe and creep,

An egg lies shrouded in cursed sleep.

Mummified shell, with a withered gleam,

A relic pulled from a fevered dream.

A vol appeared, its fur moon-bright,

Drawn by hunger, cloaked in night.

Its nose twitched close, its teeth did gleam,

Unaware of the egg’s foul scheme.

The vol bit deep with a gnashing snap,

The egg split open with a thunderous crack.

From its core, a curse took flight,

Coiling tendrils of blackened blight.

The vol recoiled, its body froze,

Its veins turned dark, its breath foreclosed.

The egg, too, shrieked as it withered away,

Bound together in death’s ballet.

The forest stilled, no leaf did stir,

As if the world mourned what once had occurred.

The vol and the egg, now dust and air,

Left behind their tale, a chilling affair.

So beware the hunger, beware the greed,

For cursed things will make you bleed.

The mummified egg, with its deadly snare,

Claims all who dare with a whispered dare.

General Sherman wrote:

Delmarva pirate wrote:

The Curse of the Mummified Egg

In a glade where shadows writhe and creep,

An egg lies shrouded in cursed sleep.

Mummified shell, with a withered gleam,

A relic pulled from a fevered dream.

A vol appeared, its fur moon-bright,

Drawn by hunger, cloaked in night.

Its nose twitched close, its teeth did gleam,

Unaware of the egg’s foul scheme.

The vol bit deep with a gnashing snap,

The egg split open with a thunderous crack.

From its core, a curse took flight,

Coiling tendrils of blackened blight.

The vol recoiled, its body froze,

Its veins turned dark, its breath foreclosed.

The egg, too, shrieked as it withered away,

Bound together in death’s ballet.

The forest stilled, no leaf did stir,

As if the world mourned what once had occurred.

The vol and the egg, now dust and air,

Left behind their tale, a chilling affair.

So beware the hunger, beware the greed,

For cursed things will make you bleed.

The mummified egg, with its deadly snare,

Claims all who dare with a whispered dare.

Is that because he's Egyptian?

AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:

In that case, I'm deeply offended

Huh?

Would you prefer I made an Eskimo. Or any other nationality? Yes anonymeggABC123 it is because you identify as an Egyptian. Have you ever heard of NARMU in Egypt circa 1960-63? I was there.

Google machine. I’m deeply sorry if I offended you. That was not my intention.

Ps. My daughter wrote it. Took her 5 minutes. She’s talented that way.

AnonymeggABC1234 wrote:

I hate stereotypes

General Sherman wrote:

Is that because he's Egyptian?

this is so Gen-Z, so snowflake! How on Earth could either of you even come up with such a comment???

How can you even dare to attempt to critisize art the way you do?

Did you not drink enough while in Egypt and your brain dried up?

Ah....then again...Egg is likely not from Earth at all and of Sherman we also know practically nothing!

Vote Romanov/Coconut 2025 and we will Return the American Dream

idk what this is abt

King Romanov theIvan wrote:

Vote Romanov/Coconut 2025 and we will Return the American Dream

idk what this is abt

Delmarva pirate wrote:

Would you prefer I made an Eskimo. Or any other nationality? Yes anonymeggABC123 it is because you identify as an Egyptian. Have you ever heard of NARMU in Egypt circa 1960-63? I was there.

Google machine. I’m deeply sorry if I offended you. That was not my intention.

Ps. My daughter wrote it. Took her 5 minutes. She’s talented that way.