For too long have our enemies not spreaded good ol' freedom where you can't own as many AT weapons as you want. For too long have the British taxed us lowly and refused to allow us to give ourselves high taxes. For this reason, I have joined a game as Murica to spread freedom to the world
New Laws Upon my presidency:
AMERICA is no longer a word. if you do not call it Murica, you will be sued
McDonalds is the only acceptable food
Enemies of America are automatically not free
Any government using the parliamentary system is automatically a dictatorship.
@GrandEmpire (now Grand "bad mouth" Empire) is the commander of the pacific fleet (PCFCUSA)
@Karl von Krass (now Karl "Anime-man" of Krasston) is outlawed (O1USA) due to his profile pic
@RBoi200 (now Our Boy in Texas) is commander of ground forces (GFUSA, which are literally 10 infantry)
@Spite_Is_Right (still called spite) is the "low-paid" and "civilian" secretary of literally everything that there is in the cabinet.
Upon my presidency, whichever minister decides the armaments for the troops was executed. How dare they arm the soldiers with rifles, not good ol' shotguns? From now on, all soldiers shall be only armed with shotguns, colts, and bowie knives.
"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass "The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply" Secretary of Nova0213
Whowh and Karl are arguing like an elderly couple. Also, if you need an assassin to get any of your enemies out, then I'm your guy. It feels like just last week when I got Caesar. Good times, I tell you.
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS? WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS? THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON! - David Goggins
23 Apr 2021, 17:14
BrutusTrump wrote:
Whowh and Karl are arguing like an elderly couple. Also, if you need an assassin to get any of your enemies out, then I'm your guy. It feels like just last week when I got Caesar. Good times, I tell you.
whowh has no power to kill me, I have nothing to gain by killing her, henceforth we pass
"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass "The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply" Secretary of Nova0213
23 Apr 2021, 17:18
whowh wrote:
@GrandEmpire (now Grand "bad mouth" Empire) is the commander of the pacific fleet (PCFCUSA)
Your pacific fleet go bye-bye lol, Grand got banished out of Forum World.
whowh wrote:
@RBoi200 (now Our Boy in Texas) is commander of ground forces (GFUSA, which are literally 10 infantry)
Downgrade them to militia. And also build one paratrooper and land it in Afghanistan.
"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass "The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply" Secretary of Nova0213
23 Apr 2021, 17:21
whowh wrote:
Karl I am appointing you head of the Mexican front which shall soon escalate.
There isn't any oil in Mexico, but they are pesky idiots.
Well, I think we're going to need to make big investments in food and good production to support the growing demand for hamburgers and shotguns.
23 Apr 2021, 17:23
first things first, invade Mexico with 1 militia then give Mexico city to France, then UK invades Mexico and gives land to Canada then we claim Canada and then take Mexico (excepting mexico city since it became French and renamed to hon-hon city)
"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass "The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply" Secretary of Nova0213
23 Apr 2021, 17:25
Karl von Krass wrote:
first things first, invade Mexico with 1 militia then give Mexico city to France, then UK invades Mexico and gives land to Canada then we claim Canada and then take Mexico (excepting mexico city since it became French and renamed to hon-hon city)
And then rename hon-hon city to oil city and then invade it.
Since the only form of military that can be trusted to protect freedom is a militia, I think we're going to need a lot of them. Anything else could be used to tread on Texas or something.
23 Apr 2021, 17:27
Spite_Is_Right wrote:
freedom is a militia,
Maybe I should do that as a challenge? Only miltia, light tanks, arties, and aa?
But not this game.
Hon-hon city produces oil so therefore it is an important invasion!
Well, I think we're going to need to make big investments in food and good production to support the growing demand for hamburgers and shotguns.
As the main exporter in hamburgers I am banning the production of anything "green" unless it is sugary and contains high fructose corn syrup. This will help create capacity for growing burgers.
Well, as political campaign manager, you won't get elected next term if you don't make other foods legal. Kentucky is planning on seceding so they can have fried chicken. You also lost your best colonel, Colonel Sanders, to desertion. Morale is low in America. I suggest that you legalize all weapons. The Murican people will appreciate that, and besides, your soldiers won't be using them anyway. Make hunting with tanks legal. I'm out for now. I've got to talk to some angry reporters.
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS? WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS? THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON! - David Goggins
23 Apr 2021, 17:30 (edited)
BREAKING NEWS:
ALL WEAPONS ARE LEGAL. IT IS ALSO ILLEGAL TO HUNT WITHOUT A PICKUP TRUCK AND ENOUGH WEAPONS FOR 1 MILITIA REGIMENT.
HUNTING IN TANKS IS RECOMMENDED by the CDC for safety purposes
Colonel sanders is allowed to run KFC and kentucky is apologized as well. also, colonel sanders is now a kentucky general, not a kentucky colonel. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_Colonel
