Murica frees the world w/ McDonalds and shotguns

***Puts on Texas Accent***

Howdy

For too long have our enemies not spreaded good ol' freedom where you can't own as many AT weapons as you want. For too long have the British taxed us lowly and refused to allow us to give ourselves high taxes. For this reason, I have joined a game as Murica to spread freedom to the world

New Laws Upon my presidency:

  • AMERICA is no longer a word. if you do not call it Murica, you will be sued
  • McDonalds is the only acceptable food
  • Enemies of America are automatically not free
  • Any government using the parliamentary system is automatically a dictatorship.
  • @GrandEmpire (now Grand "bad mouth" Empire) is the commander of the pacific fleet (PCFCUSA)
  • @Karl von Krass (now Karl "Anime-man" of Krasston) is outlawed (O1USA) due to his profile pic
  • @RBoi200 (now Our Boy in Texas) is commander of ground forces (GFUSA, which are literally 10 infantry)
  • @Spite_Is_Right (still called spite) is the "low-paid" and "civilian" secretary of literally everything that there is in the cabinet.
Upon my presidency, whichever minister decides the armaments for the troops was executed. How dare they arm the soldiers with rifles, not good ol' shotguns? From now on, all soldiers shall be only armed with shotguns, colts, and bowie knives.

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i suggest You give GUNS and FREEDOM to the Texans

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WE SHALL GIVE AMERICAN COMPANIES TO TEXANS TO MAKE THEM MORE FREE AND DEMOCRATIC AND MORE LIBERATED AND WHAT NOT

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whowh wrote:

You are right! They are not free enough. Now, it is legal to own IBMs
So, like, computers? Do you mean ICBM?

Here's the invasion plan for mexico:

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Mechanized freedom army A shall attack the west while freedom armies B and C shall advance on the East. The pink line is trump's 40 foot high wall. The yellow line marks naval presence. Amphibious freedom army D shall land in the south.

Anyone who does not want freedom shall be put in jail.

Even though this is an assault carried out on land, the marines shall attack as the Murican idea of "marines" makes no sense

whowh wrote:

Here's the invasion plan for mexico:

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Mechanized freedom army A shall attack the west while freedom armies B and C shall advance on the East. The pink line is trump's 40 foot high wall. The yellow line marks naval presence. Amphibious freedom army D shall land in the south.

Anyone who does not want freedom shall be put in jail.

Even though this is an assault carried out on land, the marines shall attack as the Murican idea of "marines" makes no sense

you need to cross out mexico city and rename it oil city
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Karl von Krass wrote:

i hate you
How nice, we are getting along.

Karl von Krass wrote:

BrutusTrump wrote:

Whowh and Karl are arguing like an elderly couple. Also, if you need an assassin to get any of your enemies out, then I'm your guy. It feels like just last week when I got Caesar. Good times, I tell you.
whowh has no power to kill me, I have nothing to gain by killing her, henceforth we pass
Damnit Karl.

whowh wrote:

News Flash: Karl of Krasston is no longer a criminal due to the picture change.

Karl I am appointing you head of the Mexican front which shall soon escalate.

Brutus Trump you are my political campaign manager as you have Trump in your name (automatically making you a political legend).

Interesting, i advise you make my state of Indiana relevant at any rate.
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I see, I wasn't invited

The President

Um, I'll put in an application for you to be commander of aerial forces.

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WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS?
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Claudio van Panjim, I am commissioning you as head of Americanization of the freed people. This means that you are responsible for giving them American accents, making them only eat KFC and McDonalds, and forcing them to enjoy hunting with tanks.

The assault on mExIcO to seize oil city just started and operations to free the carribean from their rightful owners are underway.

Murica! Coming again to save the mother F'in day, yeah!

All games and fun until 20 level 3 Japanese naval bombers appear over Hawaii.

i say we make hon-hon oil city MOBILE and float it over Japan, after which we drop it

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vietcong2005 wrote:

All games and fun until 20 level 3 Japanese naval bombers appear over Hawaii.
Then we shall force them to be free even if they are happier right now than they would be if they would be if they were free.

hon hon city has joined the union and now everyone is being forced to vote! What a glorious day. Texas is annexing the north of Mexico. The center is to be a new state called oil land. The south is to be an β€œindependent” nation whatever that means

the government is proceeding to errect enough McDonald’s' to re-educate Mexico.

The Hondurases are free and the carribean has been liberated!

Sorry for the gap yesterday. I had to deal with some angry voters. Murica is still the world's greatest power with 400 vps. The treacherous Brits have gone inactive and the Indians have been deemed an ally of Murica.

The industries of Murica have moved up by 300 tons an hour each and military production is at a go ahead.

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Indians an ally? I wanted to see you taking Panjim.... Maybe in late game

The President

Why were the voters angry? We must find a way to get your popularity up.

Execute all of the angry voters.

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WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS?
THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON!
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