No! They protested me banning healthy food. Unbelievable. So unamerican.
27 Apr 2021, 18:49
Murica frees the world w/ McDonalds and shotguns
***Puts on Texas Accent***
Howdy
For too long have our enemies not spreaded good ol' freedom where you can't own as many AT weapons as you want. For too long have the British taxed us lowly and refused to allow us to give ourselves high taxes. For this reason, I have joined a game as Murica to spread freedom to the world
New Laws Upon my presidency:
- AMERICA is no longer a word. if you do not call it Murica, you will be sued
- McDonalds is the only acceptable food
- Enemies of America are automatically not free
- Any government using the parliamentary system is automatically a dictatorship.
- @GrandEmpire (now Grand "bad mouth" Empire) is the commander of the pacific fleet (PCFCUSA)
- @Karl von Krass (now Karl "Anime-man" of Krasston) is outlawed (O1USA) due to his profile pic
- @RBoi200 (now Our Boy in Texas) is commander of ground forces (GFUSA, which are literally 10 infantry)
- @Spite_Is_Right (still called spite) is the "low-paid" and "civilian" secretary of literally everything that there is in the cabinet.
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28 Apr 2021, 11:22
You didn’t ban healthy food. They still sell apple slices at McDonald’s
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS?
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS?
THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON!
- David Goggins
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS?
THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON!
- David Goggins
28 Apr 2021, 13:35 (edited)
But that's McDonalds. They have permission. And besides, did you really think those were real apples?
28 Apr 2021, 14:37
I resign from Texan army command
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28 Apr 2021, 19:18
Why? That is not an option. You cannot suddenly become un-free.
28 Apr 2021, 21:21
I am head of the Confederate States of America from now on
29 Apr 2021, 00:57
And that means...?
29 Apr 2021, 03:15
Impromptu Arrestwhowh wrote:
Why? That is not an option. You cannot suddenly become un-free.
"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213
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29 Apr 2021, 14:04
But you are Murican and if you are murican everyone around you can feel the freedom.
Panama has just fallen so now Portugal needs some freedom.
29 Apr 2021, 16:52
i am now free, quite frankly a 9 to 5 job isnt free enough
"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213
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Secretary of Nova0213
29 Apr 2021, 19:43
whowh wrote:
BREAKING NEWS:ALL WEAPONS ARE LEGAL. IT IS ALSO ILLEGAL TO HUNT WITHOUT A PICKUP TRUCK AND ENOUGH WEAPONS FOR 1 MILITIA REGIMENT.
HUNTING IN TANKS IS RECCOMENDED.
Hunting in Tanks? What are you trying to do, annihilate the animals? Usually, people hunt with silenced sniper rifles or not too bang guns, unless they are stupid, are only going for big game, or want to scare any animal within the forest into hiding. Plus, you won't be able to eat the animal if it becomes vaporized. A simpler way is to just set fire to the earth.-Aritemis
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.
29 Apr 2021, 22:41
i order the navy to go bomb tokyo cuz they want to be unfree
“I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
29 Apr 2021, 22:45
ok my response: I overthrow german chancellor and take over Germany, ally with Russia, peace with France, UK, and any other power, then attack Murica
-Aritemis
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.
30 Apr 2021, 06:08
Invading who? Portugal? I resign!whowh wrote:
But you are Murican and if you are murican everyone around you can feel the freedom.Panama has just fallen so now Portugal needs some freedom.
The President
30 Apr 2021, 06:24
Pacific Fleet i order you to deliver a knockout blow to Japans navy right now and spread the freedom to them
“I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
2 May 2021, 22:33
It's Murica.Aritemis wrote:
Hunting in Tanks? What are you trying to do, annihilate the animals?
Anyway....
Yes, Portugal was invaded long ago.Claudio von Panjim wrote:
Invading who? Portugal? I resignwhowh wrote:
But you are Murican and if you are murican everyone around you can feel the freedom.Panama has just fallen so now Portugal needs some freedom.
With North America having been freed, Europe is now the main target after a rather heated exchange with another fast food producer. 
An alliance was rejected so the spies were sent to do their job....and that revealed some good news. 
Germany is pretty much spamming heavy tanks meaning those good ol' hunting tools, that some call tank destroyers, and the mobile self defence stun gun (AKA AT artillery), are needed for service.
Canadia also apparently wanted to be free so they surprise attacked the USA. Freedom needs to be spread!!!
Also, my economy strat is working well and I am now 100k ahead of everyone else in the total production report in the newspaper. My army is the second most powerful with 11% of world power
3 May 2021, 00:57
Ze Germans want ze freidom, give zem zat
"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
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"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213
3 May 2021, 06:07
CANT YOU HEAR ME I ORDERED THE NAVY TO DELIV3R A KNOCKOUT BLOW TO JAPAN
“I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
3 May 2021, 09:19
oh no! Fraulein whowh is wearing airpods! She can't hear us and she is DED!!!
"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213
3 May 2021, 11:59
I hereby declare war on Karl von Krass honestly im not sure why
“I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
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