Well we aren't having a second civil war until the world has been freed. Then we can obliterate the animals and start to utilize our personal ICBM launchers to destroy the world
3 May 2021, 12:47 (edited)
Murica frees the world w/ McDonalds and shotguns
***Puts on Texas Accent***
Howdy
For too long have our enemies not spreaded good ol' freedom where you can't own as many AT weapons as you want. For too long have the British taxed us lowly and refused to allow us to give ourselves high taxes. For this reason, I have joined a game as Murica to spread freedom to the world
New Laws Upon my presidency:
- AMERICA is no longer a word. if you do not call it Murica, you will be sued
- McDonalds is the only acceptable food
- Enemies of America are automatically not free
- Any government using the parliamentary system is automatically a dictatorship.
- @GrandEmpire (now Grand "bad mouth" Empire) is the commander of the pacific fleet (PCFCUSA)
- @Karl von Krass (now Karl "Anime-man" of Krasston) is outlawed (O1USA) due to his profile pic
- @RBoi200 (now Our Boy in Texas) is commander of ground forces (GFUSA, which are literally 10 infantry)
- @Spite_Is_Right (still called spite) is the "low-paid" and "civilian" secretary of literally everything that there is in the cabinet.
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3 May 2021, 13:08
Fraulein whowh help meh i am declared war upon.
I gib you freedom if you help. *wink wink*
"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213
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Secretary of Nova0213
3 May 2021, 19:04
*joins chat as Brazil*
For the Frontier, once and for all, the Red Planet has been colonized...
Call of War User: RhonianConfederation
Discord Username: Premier Livonian of the Frontier#9560
Newest Let's Play: ?
I swear to lord if you call me Premier I will crucify you, I prefer the name Livonian :>
Call of War User: RhonianConfederation
Discord Username: Premier Livonian of the Frontier#9560
Newest Let's Play: ?
I swear to lord if you call me Premier I will crucify you, I prefer the name Livonian :>
3 May 2021, 23:01 (edited)
GrandEmpire wrote:
CANT YOU HEAR ME I ORDERED THE NAVY TO DELIV3R A KNOCKOUT BLOW TO JAPAN
You know GrandEmpire, you should change your profile picture. I don't think Napoleon had anger issues. Here's a fitting image for you: check it out!
-Aritemis
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.
3 May 2021, 23:23
Mon duie!!! IDIOTE
“I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
3 May 2021, 23:24
Yes GrandEmpire, thanks for admitting you're an idiot.GrandEmpire wrote:
Mon duie!!! IDIOTE
-Aritemis
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.
3 May 2021, 23:25
Non. You are ze IDIOTE also i bet ur Genz
“I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
3 May 2021, 23:27
The person that mods smacked with the hammer? Try read my description xd.
-Aritemis
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.
3 May 2021, 23:28
U would be slightly angry too if you conquered Europe then got betrayed then the IDIOTE russians Gah THOSE RUSSIANS AGHHHHHHHHHH
“I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
3 May 2021, 23:29
did i mention Elba?
“I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
3 May 2021, 23:30
The only time Napoleon went nuts was when Ney got destroyed at the battle of waterloo.
-Aritemis
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.
3 May 2021, 23:32
Exactly that idiote ney... but it funny how hes NEY and commanded cavalry whoch goes NEIGH
“I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
4 May 2021, 03:40
Dont forget, when Blucher came with his army in the 1815 campaign "ishouldhaveburnedberlin"Aritemis wrote:
You know GrandEmpire, you should change your profile picture. I don't think Napoleon had anger issues. Here's a fitting image for you: check it out!GrandEmpire wrote:
CANT YOU HEAR ME I ORDERED THE NAVY TO DELIV3R A KNOCKOUT BLOW TO JAPAN
"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213
4 May 2021, 06:11
That IDIOTE blucher thought he was pregnant with an Elephant so...
“I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
4 May 2021, 08:30
i ... have no commentGrandEmpire wrote:
That IDIOTE blucher thought he was pregnant with an Elephant so...
"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213
4 May 2021, 10:00
its true
he now suffered a breakdown, during which he lost his sight and suffered a delusion that a Frenchman had impregnated him with an elephant
Blücher believed he had been impregnated with an elephant by a French soldier
“I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
4 May 2021, 19:43
Ummm
-Aritemis
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.
5 May 2021, 14:04
Its the truth. THATS WHY ZE PRUSSIANS AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH AGHJ DIE DIE DIE IDIOTE I AM NOT SHORT
“I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
“If you win, you need not explain!”
“What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength
5 May 2021, 15:25
Grandempire, you suggested the Japan should be invaded and sadly I believe this shall happen. Japanese troops, as shall be shown by pictures, moved their troops to Hawaii "for a holiday". Such actions shall not be tolerated as they are restricting the freedom of Hawaii. Even stupider, the Japanese mainland is abandoned now. Therefore, the totally free people of China sent a battleship flotilla to deal with it.
Hawaii in the midst of vacation season
The vacationers
The cruise ships
My next vacation stop.
The American non-empire has expanded to 600 vps with an invasion of spain and then germany coming up soon
Brazil surprise attacked so that's being handled here.
My allies China and India are doing fairly well
5 May 2021, 15:31
Why'd they attack all of the colonial powers!? Anyways, you might find Karl's old profile pic in Japan, so make sure that you look for him. I have an idea to increase popularity. Collect all of your enemy's leaders. Put them in Yankee Stadium. Supply them with weapons. Put some food in there. The winner gets to live in prison for the rest of his life. Anime Karl should be part of this. The people would love it.
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS?
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS?
THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON!
- David Goggins
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS?
THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON!
- David Goggins
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