Murica frees the world w/ McDonalds and shotguns

***Puts on Texas Accent***

Howdy

For too long have our enemies not spreaded good ol' freedom where you can't own as many AT weapons as you want. For too long have the British taxed us lowly and refused to allow us to give ourselves high taxes. For this reason, I have joined a game as Murica to spread freedom to the world

New Laws Upon my presidency:

  • AMERICA is no longer a word. if you do not call it Murica, you will be sued
  • McDonalds is the only acceptable food
  • Enemies of America are automatically not free
  • Any government using the parliamentary system is automatically a dictatorship.
  • @GrandEmpire (now Grand "bad mouth" Empire) is the commander of the pacific fleet (PCFCUSA)
  • @Karl von Krass (now Karl "Anime-man" of Krasston) is outlawed (O1USA) due to his profile pic
  • @RBoi200 (now Our Boy in Texas) is commander of ground forces (GFUSA, which are literally 10 infantry)
  • @Spite_Is_Right (still called spite) is the "low-paid" and "civilian" secretary of literally everything that there is in the cabinet.
Upon my presidency, whichever minister decides the armaments for the troops was executed. How dare they arm the soldiers with rifles, not good ol' shotguns? From now on, all soldiers shall be only armed with shotguns, colts, and bowie knives.

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Actually I just rewatched the hunger games recently.

But YES LET US DO IT!

Just off topic for a sec, have you read the new hunger games book that came out recently?

The one about President Snow? It started off good but the ending just bombed, in my opinion.

WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS?
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS?
THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON!
- David Goggins

BrutusTrump wrote:

Why'd they attack all of the colonial powers!? Anyways, you might find Karl's old profile pic in Japan, so make sure that you look for him. I have an idea to increase popularity. Collect all of your enemy's leaders. Put them in Yankee Stadium. Supply them with weapons. Put some food in there. The winner gets to live in prison for the rest of his life. Anime Karl should be part of this. The people would love it.
Just put them in the Colosseum, give them swords, and let them fight, then you get large crowds, and the one winner gets to fight in another tournament or get sold, since most gladiators were actually slaves. Nice signature, brutustrump, but nvm, don't show up at the games, Caesar Augustus Octavianus might execute you for assassinating his father.

Hunger Games had good plot but trash author no offence. The ending was also just disgustingly bad. Will read the new book soon since Snow is my favorite character

β€œI do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
β€œIf you win, you need not explain!”
β€œWhat difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength

Nah just brainwash them Freedom and force them to be fanatical slave soldiers

You're going to be joining Comrade Genz in the #baninappropriateuser industry if you're not careful.

-Aritemis
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.

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β€œI do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
β€œIf you win, you need not explain!”
β€œWhat difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength

Its just good business

hmmmm. Get banned

β€œI do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
β€œIf you win, you need not explain!”
β€œWhat difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength

What did I do?

say bad stuff, defaced Whowh's (aka MY BEST FREIND)'s thread... time to report you *cracks knuckles*

β€œI do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
β€œIf you win, you need not explain!”
β€œWhat difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength

I totally did not Deface whowh's wall, i sweeeeer.

Also am No longer Anime Karl, and severed ties with von Krass but i did multiply myself 2 times. Now there are 3 Karls doing what nonsense we wish to do.

"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213

I'm not going to lie but this game is extraordinarily boring. I've conquered spain and S. America. Germany shalt be freed soon so everyone plz start drawing up plans as to how to conquer (free) Germany. Also, hunting with strategic bombers was just legalized in Arkansas.

Hunting with strategic bombers? Amateur. Legalize hunting with nukes.

WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS?
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS?
THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON!
- David Goggins

Nah, we go hunting in the woods of California with our Shotguns and low quality cameras and get abducted by Aliens.

"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213

Hunt with plutians, those asdfj aliens have much better weapons to vaporize entire nations :P

-Aritemis
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.

whowh wrote:

GrandEmpire wrote:

Snow is my favorite character
same here actually.
kool, thought it was just me
β€œI do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”
β€œIf you win, you need not explain!”
β€œWhat difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Weakness is Strength

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