For too long have our enemies not spreaded good ol' freedom where you can't own as many AT weapons as you want. For too long have the British taxed us lowly and refused to allow us to give ourselves high taxes. For this reason, I have joined a game as Murica to spread freedom to the world
New Laws Upon my presidency:
AMERICA is no longer a word. if you do not call it Murica, you will be sued
McDonalds is the only acceptable food
Enemies of America are automatically not free
Any government using the parliamentary system is automatically a dictatorship.
@GrandEmpire (now Grand "bad mouth" Empire) is the commander of the pacific fleet (PCFCUSA)
@Karl von Krass (now Karl "Anime-man" of Krasston) is outlawed (O1USA) due to his profile pic
@RBoi200 (now Our Boy in Texas) is commander of ground forces (GFUSA, which are literally 10 infantry)
@Spite_Is_Right (still called spite) is the "low-paid" and "civilian" secretary of literally everything that there is in the cabinet.
Upon my presidency, whichever minister decides the armaments for the troops was executed. How dare they arm the soldiers with rifles, not good ol' shotguns? From now on, all soldiers shall be only armed with shotguns, colts, and bowie knives.
Breaking news! Germany wants freedom! They have surprise attacked us in the dead of night, destroying a battleship squadron (as in 3 battleships, two aircraft carriers, and a ton of other ships). This is a date which shall live in infamy.
Stupidly, Germany didn't bother fortifying there border and I happened to have revealed all of their armies for the past three days.
The german situation.
The majority of the german army. (I have updated my army plans to capture the empty cities)
The entirety of the German defences.
My attacking forces
Germany destroyed my naval fleet...
...But my bombers helped to return the damage.
The counter espionage situation in London. (Luka2008BiH is Germany)
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS? WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS? THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON! - David Goggins
9 May 2021, 02:50
Me: Walks into the middle of the battlefield to ask for McDonalds and asks the commanders "Can you give me McDonalds french fries?"
Commander: NO
Me: Fine, I will curse you to never eat again.
-Aritemis The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.
10 May 2021, 23:33
Very sadly, this match has ended. My coaltion had 2300 VPs so the game has ended prematurely. Germany was starting a counter attack but nevertheless lost the war and the game.
For the Frontier, once and for all, the Red Planet has been colonized... Call of War User: RhonianConfederation Discord Username: Premier Livonian of the Frontier#9560 Newest Let's Play: ? I swear to lord if you call me Premier I will crucify you, I prefer the name Livonian :>
11 May 2021, 00:56
Persia is very underrated. It has a small starting army, but a great economy.
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS? WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS? THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON! - David Goggins
11 May 2021, 02:35
Romania, since there's a lot of fun with such powerful neighbors and being surrounded in and all.
11 May 2021, 03:26
I suggest you revive the Polish Linauthia Commonwealth.
11 May 2021, 06:01
i want to see France bullying switzerland
"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass "The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply" Secretary of Nova0213
11 May 2021, 06:08
Viva le france
“I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.” “If you win, you need not explain!” “What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?” War is Peace Slavery is Freedom Weakness is Strength
The german situation.
The majority of the german army. (I have updated my army plans to capture the empty cities)
The entirety of the German defences.
My attacking forces
Germany destroyed my naval fleet...
...But my bombers helped to return the damage.
The counter espionage situation in London. (Luka2008BiH is Germany)
and asks the commanders "Can you give me McDonalds french fries?"
