Murica frees the world w/ McDonalds and shotguns

***Puts on Texas Accent***

Howdy

For too long have our enemies not spreaded good ol' freedom where you can't own as many AT weapons as you want. For too long have the British taxed us lowly and refused to allow us to give ourselves high taxes. For this reason, I have joined a game as Murica to spread freedom to the world

New Laws Upon my presidency:

  • AMERICA is no longer a word. if you do not call it Murica, you will be sued
  • McDonalds is the only acceptable food
  • Enemies of America are automatically not free
  • Any government using the parliamentary system is automatically a dictatorship.
  • @GrandEmpire (now Grand "bad mouth" Empire) is the commander of the pacific fleet (PCFCUSA)
  • @Karl von Krass (now Karl "Anime-man" of Krasston) is outlawed (O1USA) due to his profile pic
  • @RBoi200 (now Our Boy in Texas) is commander of ground forces (GFUSA, which are literally 10 infantry)
  • @Spite_Is_Right (still called spite) is the "low-paid" and "civilian" secretary of literally everything that there is in the cabinet.
Upon my presidency, whichever minister decides the armaments for the troops was executed. How dare they arm the soldiers with rifles, not good ol' shotguns? From now on, all soldiers shall be only armed with shotguns, colts, and bowie knives.

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BrutusTrump wrote:

How did he get banned again?
we dont do that here
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Secretary of Nova0213

@BrutusTrump dunno

Or make three more accounts, get banned by staff, and make the polls roll

Storm Phoenix wrote:

Or make three more accounts, get banned by staff, and make the polls roll
lmfao
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because murica

"So as long as there are men, there will always be wars"- Albert Einstein
"Football is a game of deceit"- Diego Maradona. Call of war is to.

I’m just refreshing the best threads for the new people.

WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS?
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS?
THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON!
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So any new project planned?

if you haven't noticed whowh quit CoW and video games in general in between.

"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213

Well yeah, we all do sometimes. And I saw her around here recently, so I thought maybe the vigor of that solemn decision was already waning...?

i mean, she technically joined a round like 10 days ago, but nothing much to do forum reporting for

"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass
"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213

whowh wrote:

No new projects planned right now...IRL stuff is happening that takes priority.
your IRL means zilch, GIVE US ZE PROJECTS
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"The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply"
Secretary of Nova0213

It's been more than a year. Should I do another?

I'm thinking Japan and Samurai but it's your guys's call.

Or Maybe Iran and Persian Empire? Or Egypt and Empire? Or Brazil and football? Or India and Cricket? Or Australia trying to replace Association football with Aussie rules?

New Zealand.

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