You must suffer. Do Italy
28 Jul 2023, 17:50
CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
Murica frees the world w/ McDonalds and shotguns
***Puts on Texas Accent***
Howdy
For too long have our enemies not spreaded good ol' freedom where you can't own as many AT weapons as you want. For too long have the British taxed us lowly and refused to allow us to give ourselves high taxes. For this reason, I have joined a game as Murica to spread freedom to the world
New Laws Upon my presidency:
- AMERICA is no longer a word. if you do not call it Murica, you will be sued
- McDonalds is the only acceptable food
- Enemies of America are automatically not free
- Any government using the parliamentary system is automatically a dictatorship.
- @GrandEmpire (now Grand "bad mouth" Empire) is the commander of the pacific fleet (PCFCUSA)
- @Karl von Krass (now Karl "Anime-man" of Krasston) is outlawed (O1USA) due to his profile pic
- @RBoi200 (now Our Boy in Texas) is commander of ground forces (GFUSA, which are literally 10 infantry)
- @Spite_Is_Right (still called spite) is the "low-paid" and "civilian" secretary of literally everything that there is in the cabinet.
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CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
28 Jul 2023, 19:06
I’ve already done Italy
28 Jul 2023, 19:11
Then you have to suffer more. Poland. Hopefully this will build character.
CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
28 Jul 2023, 19:15
I’ve already won as Poland, but not in a game that I talked about. Plus there’s no overarching polish stereotypes.
28 Jul 2023, 19:15
Argentina it is!
CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
28 Jul 2023, 23:40
It has to be NZ.
The story writes itself.
28 Jul 2023, 23:42
I agree. Just I couldn't choose the historical map
29 Jul 2023, 05:10
HWW sucks, anyway. Do a real WaW map!
29 Jul 2023, 05:41
This is the least based take you have ever made…z00mz00m wrote:
HWW sucks, anyway. Do a real WaW map!
CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
29 Jul 2023, 11:07
I love HWW maps myself - but they can get boring, mostly because people just quit 
HWW would be much better if people actually stayed online - this is why I advocate for it to cost gold!!
Have a blessed day <3
29 Jul 2023, 12:32
Yeah, paying gold to participate in maps sounds like a genius plan to fight the current plague of inactivity... but somehow Bytro thinks MORE MAPS = BETTER, no matter if they are desolate places with just a few inhabitants.
29 Jul 2023, 20:38
Maybe they should give you a game joint ban when you go awol? Like a few days to discourage joining then quitting
29 Jul 2023, 21:37
To be honest I’ve seen many ideas to fix inactivity and they are never used. Many of them are over a year old, so they’ve had time. Don’t know why they don’t to anything, I don’t see what they have to gain from inactive players, but who knows.
CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
13 Jan 2025, 18:53
Breaking news: In light of America's succesful campaigns two years ago, Gulf of Mexico was just renamed Gulf of America.
29 Jan 2025, 20:05
Please move this to the off-topic forum.
30 Jan 2025, 08:43
That was just the first part of the campaign... next batch of proposals:whowh wrote:
Breaking news: In light of America's succesful campaigns two years ago, Gulf of Mexico was just renamed Gulf of America.
New York -> Woketown
Florida -> Golftown
Canada -> Northern Territories
Latin America -> non-American America
Pacific Ocean -> Western Ocean
Atlantic Ocean -> Eastern Ocean
Indian Ocean -> Pacific Ocean
Europe -> Eastern Colonies
Japan, Korea, Taiwan, SE Asia -> Western Colonies
Africa -> American Mining Lands
Middle East -> Weapon Testing Sandbox
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