My NOOB days

My noob story is long and boring

Go ahead.

No

If thou insisteth, but I for one would be interested in hearing it, so if that's all that's stopping you...

Carking the 6th wrote:

I don’t remember my first game… early on there was one as Turkey where I didn’t expand enough and got killed by the Russian Empire. I think I also accused him of Golding? I think I was one of those noobs who saw people with skills as golders…

I want to add some stories too (it's been long since my last game here...)

My first game here was at 2022 as United Kingdom. At the first day, i heavily invested at industry (i made factory ,everywhere) and got run out of resources really fast and soon i got bored. But when i log in at Day 2, all i can see i a lot of Notification of my land that being taken by France (about 5 province actually). Tha's the moment when i got panic and spend all of the gold that i got as a new player to produce lot of Infantry and militia. I also spend my gold to increase my province morale so i can produce unit faster. But the france use AC and LT to invade me so it is a costly win for me.

After i pushed France out of my UK home soil, i've plane a counter offensive to his own home soil (France had lost 75% of his unit when he fought me). I send 1 stack (2 AA, 5 Inf, 1 AC, 3 Mil) to Calais. As the next day start (maybe it was day 5 or 6), My stack are still intact and only lost few hp (i though France just randomly spam any unit that's left to my stack one by one :v). Got a stack ready in his own hom soil, i started my Counter-offensive. i take lots of province and city almost with no resistances (at this point i assume that i'd destroy 90% of his army). When it came to the las city, Bordeaux, France's coalition Ally (Finland and Turkey)start texting me to gave France peace or else im will be get invaded. But instead i still conquer all the France's land, ignoring their threat.

Actually before i completly erased France from the map, Turkey sent a huge Naval stack (5 BB + 5 Sub) to Plymouth. i had 2 helpless BB there + 1 DD near there trying to deal as damage as possible while my another naval stack (2 BB + 1 DD) that were bombarding Amsterdam was sent for help. Realized that a direct naval battle will cause a complete destruction of my navy, i sent a message to Finland (wich was the coalition leader) to accept me as the replacement of France. And fortunately he accept it.

I'll continue my stories later soon as i'm not busy