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Bandersnatch wrote:

You have no authority to deterine that

Bandersnatch wrote:

You have no authority to deterine that

Creating a double identity is an even more abhorrent deed!

Hence, having established that both identities are actually belonging to one Forum Deep State Agent, both are disqualified.

This is not an active interference by the EIECC on its own initiative, but merely The-Only-True-Truth^(TM) in reaction to another attempt of taffudging and therefore the Foreign Agent's own doing. Don't blame the messenger!

This decision of the EIECC is final and appeal not possible.

Case closed.

20th Jan, which is the day when Claudio becomes the prez again is close!

Joe Bartolozzi wrote:

20th Jan, which is the day when Claudio becomes the prez again is close!

Let's end the taffudging forever!

No such thing is possible under The One Leader.

coptic surprise is egg

Claudio NVKP wrote:

coptic surprise is egg

(brought to you exclusively on this channel by MAfGA^(TM))

ALIEN AGENTS ARE AMONG US!!

Already it was proven that AnonymEgg is a Foreign Operative of the Taffudged Forum Deep State, engaged not only in taffudging elections, but also multiplying identities!

However, mysterious events kept surrounding AnonymEgg, which prompted further investigations by MAfGA^(TM).

The investigations now revealed a horrifying reality!

Investigating the World Map, published by AnonymEgg, it was found it is actually a look at Earth from above, as in: from ... Outer Space!

The monotone, mud coloured map remained unexplained until MAfGA^(TM) investigators spoke with David Icke.

Mr. David Icke is renowned for his theory that humankind is being led by Lizardmen from Outer Space.

According to this theory, the Lizardmen are supported by a select group of Collaborating Humans in high positions, in Fora, Governments, Multinationals etc.

This would explain many coldhearted actions by Governments, Multinationals and alike! After all, lizards are cold blooded, which proves the point.

Mr. Icke's research into suspicions about a certain undefined, anonymous egg, self-proclaimed originating from a mutant-chicken, but with untraceable Earthly origins, now revealed that:

AnonymEgg is not just a Foreign Forum Deep State Agent, originating from an anonymous egg, shape-shifting between multiple identities, but most likely beyond any doubt:

ANONYMEGG aka COPTIC SURPISE IS AN ... ALIEN LIZARD OPERATIVE DIRECTING THE TAFFUDGED FORUM POWERS!

As horrifying as this revelation may sound to Our Valued Forum Denizens of the Overwhelming Majority & Friends that Alien Lizardmen are amongst us, there is no reason for panic!

Upon having established the unearthly origins and lizardman nature of the Alien Forum Deep State Operative, commonly known by its codenames AnonymEgg and Coptic Surprise, the ultra-reliable MAfGA^(TM) Militia dispatched teams to locate and apprehend the said Lizardman Infiltrator!

PUBLIC NOTICE:

Should you find Unmarked Red Vans with a MAfGA^(TM) logo parked at both ends of your street and Red Unmarked Helicopters with a MAfGA^(TM) logo, hoovering above, this means MAfGA^(TM) teams are protecting you from the Lizardmen Threat and are rounding up Collaborators.

Do not worry - we repeat: do not worry about MAFGA^(TM) roadblocks. These are there to protect you!

It has been heard that a certain female, possibly human ór lizard, with blue hair is on the apprehension list.

Suspicions were raised after establishing the non-human blue hair and the cold blooded lack of humor.

After all, Lizards have colors ánd are cold blooded!

This (lizard)person apparently has been deeply involved with Taffudged Elections, likely with the aim of handing over Earth and thus our Beloved Forum to the Lizardmen!

Should you see a female 'person' with blue hair, be careful! Do not approach! Just warn your nearest MAfGA^(TM) Militia team at your nearest roadblock.

Due to the extreme situation after these revelations, all elections shall be halted until the 20th of January.

On the 20th of January only MAfGA(TM) approved candidates, of whom has been ascertained they are not in league with the Lizardmen Invaders, can be inaugurated.

Ofc we realize this limits the number of eligible candidates for the 20th of January Presidential Inauguration to Claudio NKVD, but would you take the risk of the Forum being taken over by the Lizardmen Invaders??

Disclaimer & Binding Conditions to the above:

These above decisions and directives are supported by the Overwhelming Majority of Forum Denizens, incl the Silent Majority, the Majority of the Minority & Friends and therefore came about in an entirely Democratic way. Any protest shall be deemed an act of collaboration with our Common Enemy of the Forum and protestors shall be apprehended and interrogated about their liaisons with said Lizardmen.

By having read the above you have agreed and are now bound to the directives mentioned in connection to collaboration with our Common Enemy.

Claudio NVKP wrote:

coptic surprise is egg

vonlettowvorbeck wrote:

Claudio NVKP wrote:

coptic surprise is egg

Breaking News from The-Only-True-Truth^(TM)(brought to you exclusively on this channel by MAfGA^(TM))

ALIEN AGENTS ARE AMONG US!!

Already it was proven that AnonymEgg is a Foreign Operative of the Taffudged Forum Deep State, engaged not only in taffudging elections, but also multiplying identities!

However, mysterious events kept surrounding AnonymEgg, which prompted further investigations by MAfGA^(TM).

The investigations now revealed a horrifying reality!

Investigating the World Map, published by AnonymEgg, it was found it is actually a look at Earth from above, as in: from ... Outer Space!

The monotone, mud coloured map remained unexplained until MAfGA^(TM) investigators spoke with David Icke.

Mr. David Icke is renowned for his theory that humankind is being led by Lizardmen from Outer Space.

According to this theory, the Lizardmen are supported by a select group of Collaborating Humans in high positions, in Fora, Governments, Multinationals etc.

This would explain many coldhearted actions by Governments, Multinationals and alike! After all, lizards are cold blooded, which proves the point.

Mr. Icke's research into suspicions about a certain undefined, anonymous egg, self-proclaimed originating from a mutant-chicken, but with untraceable Earthly origins, now revealed that:

AnonymEgg is not just a Foreign Forum Deep State Agent, originating from an anonymous egg, shape-shifting between multiple identities, but most likely beyond any doubt:

ANONYMEGG aka COPTIC SURPISE IS AN ... ALIEN LIZARD OPERATIVE DIRECTING THE TAFFUDGED FORUM POWERS!

As horrifying as this revelation may sound to Our Valued Forum Denizens of the Overwhelming Majority & Friends that Alien Lizardmen are amongst us, there is no reason for panic!

Upon having established the unearthly origins and lizardman nature of the Alien Forum Deep State Operative, commonly known by its codenames AnonymEgg and Coptic Surprise, the ultra-reliable MAfGA^(TM) Militia dispatched teams to locate and apprehend the said Lizardman Infiltrator!

What’s a coptic surprise?

vonlettowvorbeck wrote:

PUBLIC NOTICE:

Should you find Unmarked Red Vans with a MAfGA^(TM) logo parked at both ends of your street and Red Unmarked Helicopters with a MAfGA^(TM) logo, hoovering above, this means MAfGA^(TM) teams are protecting you from the Lizardmen Threat and are rounding up Collaborators.

Do not worry - we repeat: do not worry about MAFGA^(TM) roadblocks. These are there to protect you!

It has been heard that a certain female, possibly human ór lizard, with blue hair is on the apprehension list.

Suspicions were raised after establishing the non-human blue hair and the cold blooded lack of humor.

After all, Lizards have colors ánd are cold blooded!

This (lizard)person apparently has been deeply involved with Taffudged Elections, likely with the aim of handing over Earth and thus our Beloved Forum to the Lizardmen!

Should you see a female 'person' with blue hair, be careful! Do not approach! Just warn your nearest MAfGA^(TM) Militia team at your nearest roadblock.

Due to the extreme situation after these revelations, all elections shall be halted until the 20th of January.

On the 20th of January only MAfGA(TM) approved candidates, of whom has been ascertained they are not in league with the Lizardmen Invaders, can be inaugurated.

Ofc we realize this limits the number of eligible candidates for the 20th of January Presidential Inauguration to Claudio NKVD, but would you take the risk of the Forum being taken over by the Lizardmen Invaders??

Disclaimer:

These above decisions and directives are supported by the Overwhelming Majority of Forum Denizens, incl the Silent Majority, the Majority of the Minority & Friends and therefore came about in an entirely Democratic way. Any protest shall be deemed an act of collaboration with our Common Enemy of the Forum and protestors shall be apprehended and interrogated about their liaisons with said Lizardmen.

General Sherman wrote:

vonlettowvorbeck wrote:

PUBLIC NOTICE:

Should you find Unmarked Red Vans with a MAfGA^(TM) logo parked at both ends of your street and Red Unmarked Helicopters with a MAfGA^(TM) logo, hoovering above, this means MAfGA^(TM) teams are protecting you from the Lizardmen Threat and are rounding up Collaborators.

Do not worry - we repeat: do not worry about MAFGA^(TM) roadblocks. These are there to protect you!

It has been heard that a certain female, possibly human ór lizard, with blue hair is on the apprehension list.

Suspicions were raised after establishing the non-human blue hair and the cold blooded lack of humor.

After all, Lizards have colors ánd are cold blooded!

This (lizard)person apparently has been deeply involved with Taffudged Elections, likely with the aim of handing over Earth and thus our Beloved Forum to the Lizardmen!

Should you see a female 'person' with blue hair, be careful! Do not approach! Just warn your nearest MAfGA^(TM) Militia team at your nearest roadblock.

Due to the extreme situation after these revelations, all elections shall be halted until the 20th of January.

On the 20th of January only MAfGA(TM) approved candidates, of whom has been ascertained they are not in league with the Lizardmen Invaders, can be inaugurated.

Ofc we realize this limits the number of eligible candidates for the 20th of January Presidential Inauguration to Claudio NKVD, but would you take the risk of the Forum being taken over by the Lizardmen Invaders??

Disclaimer:

These above decisions and directives are supported by the Overwhelming Majority of Forum Denizens, incl the Silent Majority, the Majority of the Minority & Friends and therefore came about in an entirely Democratic way. Any protest shall be deemed an act of collaboration with our Common Enemy of the Forum and protestors shall be apprehended and interrogated about their liaisons with said Lizardmen.

Are you starting conspiracy theories now?

Lizardmen sounds like something out of Spider-Man!

vonlettowvorbeck wrote:

Bandersnatch wrote:

You have no authority to deterine that

Double voting is forbidden, lest we forget that the previous Taffudged Elections are the root source of the exposure of the Forum Deep State and its agents. And remember: MAfGA^(TM) does not forget anything!

Creating a double identity is an even more abhorrent deed!

Hence, having established that both identities are actually belonging to one Forum Deep State Agent, both are disqualified.

This is not an active interference by the EIECC on its own initiative, but merely The-Only-True-Truth^(TM) in reaction to another attempt of taffudging and therefore the Foreign Agent's own doing. Don't blame the messenger!

This decision of the EIECC is final and appeal not possible.

Case closed.

And nobody has a double identity.

vonlettowvorbeck wrote:

This decision of the EIECC is final and appeal not possible.

Case closed.

VLW acts like the playground bully, or the hall monitor, or a discord minimod. Thinks he is so tough but actually cant do anything real.

Just wait until election, we'll show them

Taffyta Muttonfudge wrote:

VLW acts like the playground bully, or the hall monitor, or a discord minimod. Thinks he is so tough but actually cant do anything real.

Just wait until election, we'll show them

Again, what's a coptic surprise?

General Sherman wrote:

Are you starting conspiracy theories now?

HOWEVER:

Wasn't there ample proof provided of the taffudging of election results?

Wasn't there ample proof provided of lack of procedural controls; of checks and balances?

It thus has been established that MAfGA^(TM) truly owns The-Only-True-Truth^(TM)!

And with all the evidence provided - incl. evidence provided by the suspect himself! - is it still not clear to you that Our Beloved Forum has been hijacked and is run by an utterly taffudged Forum Deep State, directed by Alien Invaders?

Of course, it is hard to wrap your head around this new reality with Lizardmen and their Collaborators.

Thát is why YOU need MAfGA^(TM)!!

Once you can accept the simple facts provided by The-Only-True-Truth^(TM) there is no turning back!!:

1. AnonymEgg means Anonymous Egg => anonymous as in undefined, untraceable in the Animal Kingdom of Earth => therefollows the Egg is not an Egg from Earth!!! => not from Earth means Extraterrestrial!

2. Lizards are born from Eggs!

3. Egg is from Mutant Chickenland => Chicken are evolved aka mutated Dinosaurs => Dinosaurs were large lizards!

4. Egg is from Mutant Chickenland => where on the worldmap is Mutant Chickenland??? => thus Egg is not from Earth, but a place with mutated chicken aka ex-dinosaurs => some place in outer space inhabited by some sort of LIZARDS!!!

5. Egg is shape shifting, like shedding his skin, changing from Egg into something else (wth is a Coptic Surprise ???). That is typical of reptiles => Lizards are reptiles!!!

All in all there is no escaping the harsh reality: Egg is a Lizardman!

@General Sherman, man up! Live up to your name and shed your fears!

It is what it is and you have to deal with ... or get eaten by the Lizards!!!

The lizards are not here for fun; that much is sure...

Join the fight to save our Forum!

Join ranks with MAfGA^(TM) under the banner of Claudio NKVD!!

General Sherman wrote:

Again, what's a coptic surprise?