Today is a great day for the Italian nation. Our fabled ROMAN commandoes ambushed a squadron of 70 armored cars under the command of the Nazi Adolf Mustachio. Within 59 minutes, all that remained of the armored behemoths were wrecks and bloodied corpses as the Commando Colonel Benito Spaghetti personally strangled Adolf with a strand of fettucinne.
This was slightly comic LOL