Stuff only a noob would do in call of war games

1.Should you lose your Capitol early on, don’t bother replacing it. As your morale decreases, your provinces will most likely revolt to your coalition partners, your team mates will then have to feed the hungry provincials.

2.Should you decide to replace your lost Capitol, make sure not to leave any defenders in the new Capitol. That’s the first place your enemy will look to attack your troops.

3.If your enemy has a strong Navy, make sure to place plenty of ground troops on your coasts, need to keep an eye on those enemy warships.

4.Blitzkreig is for the birds – always include militia and other slow moving units with your advancing armor. No need to engage the enemy in a timely manner, or take too many provinces all at once.

5.If at first you do not succeed, try, try again. Just because you have lost a dozen ground units trying to convoy across waters protected by enemy submarines, does not mean that the 13^th unit might somehow slip through.

6.Never coordinate any battle operations with your coalition mates. Disjoint operations in many directions is the best way to confuse your enemies.

7.Always use tanks to attack enemy infantry defending cities. The rumor that tanks lose 50% combat strength in cities is just another documentation error.

Start a game, then quit!

Build a fort at some choke point and put lots of units in it, biding time until people develop rockets.

9) Just stand around. Moving just costs fuel, right? We' re fine where we are. And that incoming artillery is probably just firing shells of bread cause they like us so much.

10) Go offline for a day or two and expect everything to be hunky dory when we get back.

11) Ignore both an air force of our own, as the possibility of the enemy having one.

12) When we whine to someone threatening us, he'll probably listen and back down. After all, if we tell him we REALLY don' t want to be attacked, why would he want to attack us anyway?

13) Create or join a coalition with members huge distances apart. We need diplomatic support more than boots on the ground, no?

14) Create or join a coalition with members tightly grouped together. If we make friends with everyone around, we probably won' t have to do this terrible thing called "fighting", right?

15. Post an article in ALL CAPS complaining that some mean player invaded your country and you DIDN'T DESERVE IT.

And the most important one:

16) When we've adhered to all the fourteen above, and we get smashed ANYWAY, on our dying breath, scream "GOLDER! Wallet warrior! phew!" and win the moral high ground as the walls of our palace crumble down on us.

Send a monster stack of tanks into the mountains against 3-4 infantry

Lol thx guys wink

Reading this thread without a sarcasm filter would also be a rookie mistake.

This picture has several noob mistakes in action:

Lol

sweeden is just using one mega unit to attack the UK

Khabarovsk krai wrote:

Stuff only a noob would do ..

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Wow you just posted a middle finger emoji

you could get an offensive language warning in the forum you know?

Lol, there is a warning for flooding the forums too! Learned it the hard way. Also one for spam, and one for blogging.

i actally did that once

One of the guys I fought in my recently finished matched sent all of his army in a zerg rush at my borders.... in groups of 1-3.....

Total noob tactic, I use my units in combined arms in groups totalling 10-20 units with some smaller, faster units on the flanks to cover said flanks. If the guy had just made doom stacks he probably would've beat my army, but oh well he didn't. Now the Sinaloa Cartel won the game and rules all of North and Central America lmao.

wow

when i did it i was a total nub and didn't know that planes need airfields to move around

lol

and i literally sent like my entire army when i did it