Stuff only a noob would do in call of war games

1. Declare war at EVERYONE

2. Invading another country that is FAR fROM YOU

Example : japan attack USA west coast

3.become friends with EVERYONE

4. There’s too much examples!mif ya got any ideas then type in da comments!! :D :D

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Looks like I can't have a discussion with you. :(

wdym?

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Please stay civil and don't go off topic, guys.

"As long as there are sovereign nations possessing great power, war is inevitable." Albert Einstein
"Giving up is not an option in war, for it proves one's incapability and incompetence as a leader." - Me (Little Racoon)

well thats refreshing anyway a noob would put out a battleship with no protection

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They think it is too OP but it might work

noobs are big fans of putting out unescorted nuclear battleships and carriers

NOOB1433223 wrote:

noobs are big fans of putting out unescorted nuclear battleships and carriers
IF they even survive to such a stage.
"As long as there are sovereign nations possessing great power, war is inevitable." Albert Einstein
"Giving up is not an option in war, for it proves one's incapability and incompetence as a leader." - Me (Little Racoon)

I got a good one. I’m currently playing in historical 1939 map and it’s basically my team vs theirs. They are winning and it not hard to see why as france has decided to abandon its country and move to Australia. When I asked him why he did that, he said, “bc I have no chance to beat germany so I saved my troops”. Mind you this was day 3, now it’s day 25 and he still hasn’t finished Australia. Not only that but germany never attacked him bc he went inactive. So now he’s wondering why he’s short on food since he never built any ICs and now his entire country fell in a matter of hours.

The Conqueror of Worlds

wait on the border until ur allies take out all of ur opponents forces and then rush in with AC and take cities and capitals. Then ur allies betray u and u complain that u dont have good allies lol.

Thinking that a stack of 30 transports is safe to move from North America to Asia without escorts

Stack of 12 cruisers and 11 battleships, no cruisers or subs

WascallywabbitCDN wrote:

Thinking that a stack of 30 transports is safe to move from North America to Asia without escorts
Which is exactly what a player did in my game...
If I had Canadian Soldiers, American Technology, and British Officers, I would rule the world. -Winston Churchill
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im dead

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Killer8282 wrote:

WascallywabbitCDN wrote:

Thinking that a stack of 30 transports is safe to move from North America to Asia without escorts
Which is exactly what a player did in my game...
The satisfaction... breathtaking. I'll add another one: having your troops commit suicide over a random province and complain your allies aren't helping enough when your country is overrun.
"As long as there are sovereign nations possessing great power, war is inevitable." Albert Einstein
"Giving up is not an option in war, for it proves one's incapability and incompetence as a leader." - Me (Little Racoon)

I have a good one. Filing bug reports complaining you can't build a naval base in an inland city

:D

AK140 wrote:

This picture has several noob mistakes in action:

whawha i wld like to sink the convoy
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NOOB1433223 wrote:

Stratigic points, controlled by ai need 12 to win.

They all have 7 provinces, all with ICs and 5 of them with lv1 forts, the capital has lv4 fort, lv2 infrustructure,lv2 barracks and lv2 airbase

what are ICs ya
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Ryan04px2025 wrote:

Submit a bug report stating your can't produce transport ships
this is funniest but tbrh i once asked in the global chat how to produce transport ships:D
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TylerFire23 wrote:

this thread is awesome i love it!
ya ikr we shld hav more of this
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