Stuff only a noob would do in call of war games

1. Declare war at EVERYONE

2. Invading another country that is FAR fROM YOU

Example : japan attack USA west coast

3.become friends with EVERYONE

4. There’s too much examples!mif ya got any ideas then type in da comments!! :D :D

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TylerFire23 wrote:

well thats refreshing anyway a noob would put out a battleship with no protection
or maybe send a nuclear battle ship to the straits of gibraltar wif no protection

ps nuclear battleships dont damage subs at all

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SoulReaper wrote:

I have a good one. Filing bug reports complaining you can't build a naval base in an inland city
Those noobs are usually kids

Khabarovsk krai wrote:

Stuff only a noob would do
Playing a game for a few hours or days -- and then suggesting important improvements :thumbdown:
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vyliance wrote:

Ryan04px2025 wrote:

Submit a bug report stating your can't produce transport ships
this is funniest but tbrh i once asked in the global chat how to produce transport ships:D
Haha, met many of them and did so myself. It was complicated at first but it's much easier after a week or two in COW

vyliance wrote:

NOOB1433223 wrote:

Stratigic points, controlled by ai need 12 to win.

They all have 7 provinces, all with ICs and 5 of them with lv1 forts, the capital has lv4 fort, lv2 infrustructure,lv2 barracks and lv2 airbase

what are ICs ya
industrial complex

vyliance wrote:

Ryan04px2025 wrote:

Submit a bug report stating your can't produce transport ships
this is funniest but tbrh i once asked in the global chat how to produce transport ships:D
I’ve seen somebody do that before, can’t remember his username though.
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I created an account on the forums to post about this. Im so glad there was already a thread! I had a guy threaten to report me for cheating because his tanks couldnt hit my bombers.

Let him be. It's not like you can actually be banned for being good at the game (lol).

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This thread is amazing!!! :thumbsup:

Dropping a nuc rocket on an empty province so that you can kill “civilians”

RiverWolf74 wrote:

Dropping a nuc rocket on an empty province so that you can kill “civilians”
Haha, civilians don't work well in the game. Lmao

infesting the seas near your coastal provinces with troops convoys to stop enemy ships because it costs too much to build a navy.

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RiverWolf74 wrote:

Dropping a nuc rocket on an empty province so that you can kill “civilians”

Ryan04px2025 wrote:

RiverWolf74 wrote:

Dropping a nuc rocket on an empty province so that you can kill “civilians”
Haha, civilians don't work well in the game. Lmao
it’s not like rebel inc where if u hit and air strike and kill civilians u have to do something, those noobs play rebel inc way to much

Whining in the newspaper complaining u got betrayed. Since when betrayal isn’t allowed in this game?

Filing a bug report saying u can’t see enemy submarines coming even though it’s within sight range

using destroyers to attack land troops and wondering why they don’t deal damage

Thinking it is better to drive planes to the front than build airports and fly them there :wallbash

complaining u can’t produce airplane convoys

bombarding units with a destroyer. probably been said but its a refresher.

losing their capital to AI, even on the easy mode level.

I find all of the AI difficult.

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