Stuff only a noob would do in call of war games

Khabarovsk krai · 2020-03-21T09:44:29.000Z

1. Declare war at EVERYONE 2. Invading another country that is FAR fROM YOU Example : japan attack USA west coast 3.become friends with EVERYONE 4. There’s too much examples!mif ya got any ideas then type in da comments!! <img src="https://storage.googleapis.com/playsupremacy/forum_call_of_war_biggrin_888e5aef67/

26 May 2020, 12:07

Send a bug report saying: u said only lv40+ are allowed in 1-5 testing but in the 1-5 games there are people with below lv40

27 May 2020, 10:35

WascallywabbitCDN wrote:
Thinking it is better to drive planes to the front than build airports and fly them there

It depends. Sometimes I just find it faster to build the airport while driving my planes there. Yes, I know the risk, so I have other planes covering.

"As long as there are sovereign nations possessing great power, war is inevitable." Albert Einstein
"Giving up is not an option in war, for it proves one's incapability and incompetence as a leader." - Me (Little Racoon)

28 May 2020, 02:10

Never upgrading their factories and then whine that you are cheating because you are producing units faster than them.

28 May 2020, 03:56

Player from a coalition, that is full, asks if I want to be allies, or am I planning on attacking his whole coalition ........ and doesn't see my point when I point out that his coalition is full so how could I be an ally to them [unless he thinks I want to help them win lol]

28 May 2020, 14:48

Im happy that servers haven't gone down in a long time now...but they just started like...20....world at war matches so I'm gonna be prepared.

28 May 2020, 17:35

Build a carrier but don't build planes to put on it ......

28 May 2020, 17:55

WascallywabbitCDN wrote:
Build a carrier but don't build planes to put on it ......

those noobs waste their time

28 May 2020, 18:49

When a noob next to you is sharing maps and then cancelling share maps. And then complains about why you attacked them unprovoked.

The Conqueror of Worlds

29 May 2020, 01:16

post on global chat "canada help me with michgan"

29 May 2020, 12:02 (edited)

So my Level 38 (you'd think he'd know better) TEAM ally (unfortunately there's no coalition for me to leave, to escape from the guy) spends the entire game building only light tanks and towed AT guns...

Literally. Not a single aircraft, no AA weapons, no other type of unit at all.

On Day 16 he launches an all-out attack on an opponent with a strong airforce. He sends his troops charging at the enemy at the break-neck speed of towed AT (because, of course, he keeps his light tanks forever stacked with those towed AT, and never let's them move independently or exploit opportunities).

You can imagine what happened.

And then on Day 17 he quits the game.

Truly, an example and clear distinction between being a "noob" and being a "newbie" (which we all were at one time).

A newbie (say, Level 1, or maybe 2) could be excused for not understanding tactics (or even common sense), but not a Level 38 player.

No... No, dear fellow CoW gamers... THIS GUY is the real thing... a NOOB, par excellance!

But words are things, and a small drop of ink,
Falling like dew, upon a thought, produces
That which makes thousands, perhaps millions, think.
- Lord Byron

29 May 2020, 13:06

A player who has 90 games played and fewer than 100 units killed in P vs P

29 May 2020, 13:12

WascallywabbitCDN wrote:
A player who has 90 games played and fewer than 100 units killed in P vs P

That is not even a noob any more. That guy needs some counselling on how to stay committed.

"As long as there are sovereign nations possessing great power, war is inevitable." Albert Einstein
"Giving up is not an option in war, for it proves one's incapability and incompetence as a leader." - Me (Little Racoon)

29 May 2020, 23:34

Game I am in now only has 5 active players left, 3 who are together in a coalition, 5th seems content to putt around the UK. They were talking tough to me, saying you can't take on the 3 of us. Romania, under AI control, is kicking one of their butts, and the second {France] is getting beat up by Yugo [also AI] and Greece. It's bad when the player lands in Greece and Greece defeats the landing and then counter-invades in Italy, taking over the southern part of it. Yugo grabbed to top half. Fun to watch lol

30 May 2020, 08:35

1941, italian balkan campign colourised

30 May 2020, 08:50

NOOB1433223 wrote:
1941, italian balkan campign colourised

*Modernized.

"As long as there are sovereign nations possessing great power, war is inevitable." Albert Einstein
"Giving up is not an option in war, for it proves one's incapability and incompetence as a leader." - Me (Little Racoon)

31 May 2020, 03:34

WascallywabbitCDN wrote:
Player from a coalition, that is full, asks if I want to be allies, or am I planning on attacking his whole coalition ........ and doesn't see my point when I point out that his coalition is full so how could I be an ally to them [unless he thinks I want to help them win lol]

This happens too often. I have actually helped a coalition at the end of a game just to finish the game off but, I have received several messages asking if I was planning on attacking their coalition. Its 4 on 1 and they are basically wanting me to hold off so that they can get everything in place and attack me all at once. I guess fulfilling that desire would be a noob move in and of itself

31 May 2020, 04:56

a backup member doesnt hurt just in case one goes inactive or betrays

31 May 2020, 09:33

usually in my coalition when a member goes inactive and doesnt come back in say 3 days, we all attack his land.

How abt yall?

One day there will be no more wars

31 May 2020, 10:19

I dislike the word noob!

31 May 2020, 11:27

99 percent of the time inactivity is just an excuse to betray members which we dont like lol

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