Global chat goes crazy once in a while.
10 Jan 2021, 19:52
Comrade genz| Master of Forum Major General
The chat noobs.
Ok, I have been looking at the global chat and I have seen some pretty nooby comments.
So far the top two are "how do I attack" (They chatted before doing the tutorial?) and "Where is the chat?"
I've had some pretty laughable experiences watching the chat and would like to hear some of everyone's best chat moments.
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10 Jan 2021, 19:55
I have a new best comment,
"I don't put destroyers with my batelships (sic) because it slows them down"
10 Jan 2021, 19:57
It takes 10 minutes to explain anything to them. Like who is France, Switzerland stop attacking me. I said we're not in your game but they just laughed at me. Thry continued spamming and then barred up any explanation. They ended up being gone forever.
Comrade genz| Master of Forum Major General
10 Jan 2021, 20:00
same here.
10 Jan 2021, 22:33
Lol, it takes ages to explain to them that I AM NOT IN THEIR GAME.Comrade genz wrote:
It takes 10 minutes to explain anything to them. Like who is France, Switzerland stop attacking me. I said we're not in your game but they just laughed at me. Thry continued spamming and then barred up any explanation. They ended up being gone forever.
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11 Jan 2021, 02:38
I hear this one a lot: "how do i make my submarines invisible?"
11 Jan 2021, 02:39
They're stealth units, dummy.
11 Jan 2021, 05:37
currently i got a new one, it's not funny but kinda is humourous
"can subs see enemy subs?"
like seriously, they are stealth lol, and only scout can see them and i see this alot of ttimes recently, some guy even responded "yes" LOL
seriously though, tutorial is insufficient i believe and the wiki is too... ummm... clunky.
would really like a proper tutorial in-game, and atleast a pointer that shows the function of specific command and how they are used
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11 Jan 2021, 05:43
it's isnt the problem for me, just be kind to them and they'll understand soon enough.RBoi200 wrote:
Lol, it takes ages to explain to them that I AM NOT IN THEIR GAME.Comrade genz wrote:
It takes 10 minutes to explain anything to them. Like who is France, Switzerland stop attacking me. I said we're not in your game but they just laughed at me. Thry continued spamming and then barred up any explanation. They ended up being gone forever.
as for trying to explain game mechanics to narcissistic players my favourite one-liner applies here
"Well, we can only do what is possible"
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11 Jan 2021, 08:08
The average population of the global chat are first timers who seek help. Remember how noob you guys were in your first game? Maybe cut those guys some slack and try to help them?
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11 Jan 2021, 08:34
i agree with BMFox, as i said, be kind to them, it's most probably the first time they posted on global chat and they don't know much.BMfox wrote:
The average population of the global chat are first timers who seek help. Remember how noob you guys were in your first game? Maybe cut those guys some slack and try to help them?
tutorial definitely needs to be better tho...
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11 Jan 2021, 15:39
They still say some funny things
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