War, evil, greed. On the world stage, many nations are attacking each other and destroying each other. Nations argue in meeting rooms like the League of Nations over the sovereignity of other nations. War crimes are committed. Millions of deaths happen. As the Second World War begins, the world is facing it's biggest problems yet. However, in Canada, the citizens are focused on quite a different problem.
Canada is a barren wasteland, with some cities in the south where polite people eat maple syrup. Everyone knows this, as taught in high school to everyone. Canada has no military, and people are primarily concerned with being polite. As atrocities are committed on the battlefield, Canada knows where the real atrocities are committed.
Nations in meeting rooms use unkind words. They don't ask please before an invasion. They refuse offers. This is an awful, awful thing that the polite people of Canada would never stoop down to.
This is why I, Brutus Trump, have become Prime Minister through a very polite election. After complimenting my opponent on a good try and giving him a polite pat on the back, I settled down to buisness. Now, Canada would be more polite than ever. Here is what my administration will do.
We will accept every offer. We will ask politely before an invasion. We will compliment everyone who invades us. We will compliment every country in the world, no matter how horrendous their war crimes.
Canada shall prosper, and the world shall prosper, in a new age of politeness.
Day 1 coming tomorrow. @whowh You told me to ping you.
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS? WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS? THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON! - David Goggins
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28 Feb 2022, 02:25
At the start of the game, let's view Canada's peacekeeping forces.
Naval Forces: To politely negotiate with sharks to not eat Canadians. 2 level 2 cruisers and 2 level 2 destroyers off Yarmouth. 2 Level 2 destroyers off Vancouver.
Air Force, to politely negotiate with birds to not poo on Canadians. 1 interceptor in Yarmouth.
Armed Forces, to politely negotiate with elk and bears not to maul Canadians.
Army 1: Eastern Army A level 2 anti air in Yarmouth, and in Quebec, a Level 1 motorized infantry, a level 2 Infantry, and a level 1 armored car.
Army 2: Central Army 1 level 2 infantry in Ontario, Toronto, and Montreal.
Army 3: Western Army Infantry in Edmonton, Winnipeg, Calgary, Regina, and the rural province of Prince Albert. Additionaly, a level 2 infantry and level 2 anti tank in Vancouver.
These are the forces that Canada can use to politely advance it's polite interests. In total, 21 units.
Industries will be built across Canada to produce hockey equipment, maple syrup, and Tim Hortons.
Motorized infantry and air force units will be built.
South Africa asked if anyone was willing to be an ally in the newspaper, and I said I would. So, I already have some awkward situations.
Hope you enjoyed this.
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS? WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS? THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON! - David Goggins
28 Feb 2022, 03:31
laaaaaaaaga wrote:
Did you impose martial law to hit your own civilians with sanctions worse than the Russia was met with, and ruin the protesters?
Wait 80 years, buddy.
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS? WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS? THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON! - David Goggins
28 Feb 2022, 14:34
how many times i need to tell you that you should put a screenshot of the game
Alright. I hate to let you guys down, but this concept doesn't look like it will work. In an active game, it might, but diplomacy isn't a major factor in HWW maps after a few days or so. As I've also been buisier, I'll have to stop this playthrough for now. Sorry.
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS? WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS? THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON! - David Goggins
Brutus, my boy, I must vocalise my disagreement and give you a formal redressal concerning your conduct which I find unbecoming of you as a good person when you become of mature legal age. So, taking my own discretion i say the following:
You, my boy are to be punished, so for 24 HOURS I shall refuse to let you out of your 24,000 sq. M cottage, no more helicopter rides to Switzerland, only Liechtenstein for you dear. Also, I shall relieve you of the command of 2 MBT battalions, you can only use your helicopters and your artillery TOWED.
If you feel such a punishment is unjust, you can request me to invite you to a scheduled discussion which will be with Parent 2 about further amendments to the disciplinary actions i have ordered upon you.
"In my humble opinion, on the subject matter, topic and content discussed beforehand; I would like to humbly propose, convey my idea on the subject and remark; this, with the help of the afforementioned post" - Karl von Krass "The Golden Spire is looking for members, Anyone with good sense of game mechanics and a discord account can apply" Secretary of Nova0213
