I am the god that you worship in tibet
The Puppet ----- A Tibet HWW Playthrough
Good evening, everyone. Or morning, or noon, or midnight. If it is midnight for you, go to bed. You can read this in the morning. Anyways, I have an idea for a new playthrough. I'll play Tibet in HWW... with a twist. You guys will control my every action. If you apply to be a government official, I'll give you a job in the Tibetian government. You could write newspaper articles one day, and make military plans the next. The opportunities are endless. I could write a message saying "peepee poopoo" to China. I could write an article about picking my nose. I could sell all my resources and buy rares. Don't make me do anything against the TOS, or that would ruin my stats. If you're interested, drop a reply.
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS?
THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON!
- David Goggins
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BrutusTrump wrote:
Good evening, everyone. Or morning, or noon, or midnight. If it is midnight for you, go to bed. You can read this in the morning. Anyways, I have an idea for a new playthrough. I'll play Tibet in HWW... with a twist. You guys will control my every action. If you apply to be a government official, I'll give you a job in the Tibetian government. You could write newspaper articles one day, and make military plans the next. The opportunities are endless. I could write a message saying "peepee poopoo" to China. I could write an article about picking my nose. I could sell all my resources and buy rares. Don't make me do anything against the TOS, or that would ruin my stats. If you're interested, drop a reply.
This will be a disaster but it will be funBrutusTrump wrote:
Good evening, everyone. Or morning, or noon, or midnight. If it is midnight for you, go to bed. You can read this in the morning. Anyways, I have an idea for a new playthrough. I'll play Tibet in HWW... with a twist. You guys will control my every action. If you apply to be a government official, I'll give you a job in the Tibetian government. You could write newspaper articles one day, and make military plans the next. The opportunities are endless. I could write a message saying "peepee poopoo" to China. I could write an article about picking my nose. I could sell all my resources and buy rares. Don't make me do anything against the TOS, or that would ruin my stats. If you're interested, drop a reply.
I can help
Did u join the game yet? If u did. Research milita lvl 2 and SP artillery and declare war on Bhutan. Move all your current militia to either mountain terrain or hilly terrain in your border. Build industry in all your cities and local industries in your places where u can (until u have no resources)
Pick me. I wanna be ur deputy or something
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Secretary of Nova0213
Make me the god!!!
As a man named godofthegame I feel disappointed
Okay. I joined a game with 10 people, but Tibet is taken for some reason. I'm playing as Xinjiang instead, now. I have already begun building industries and basic units, but I haven't done anything diplomatically.
Now, here's our government and their jobs for the day.
Karl, you will write a newspaper article for me.
Claudio, you will tell me which coalition to join and a diplomatic message to send. There are 3 open coalitions. One is the peacekeepers, with Germany and Manchukuo. The second is RWI, with Nationalist China. The third is the Brazilian Alliance, with Brazil. You will also tell me a diplomatic message to send to someone.
Senate, if you're interested, tell me who to invade. It can't be the USSR.
Godofthegame, I will follow your advice, but I will invade whoever the Senate tells me to invade instead.
Whowh, our translators couldn't figure out what you said. However, we think that you meant that you wanted to be the national dog. Here you are.
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS?
THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON!
- David Goggins
Does all your provinces and cities that provide resources have lvl 1 industry/local industry? If they do tell me, what is your terrain of your nation?
Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
And worship me like a god. but as a dog
hey anyone realize god is dog backwards? That means dogs must be gods
Your wish shall be fulfilled.whowh wrote:
Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
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I gonna refer to brutus as Governor instead of secretary. Scratch that, secretary time.
This is wholly based on my limited research on Xinjiang.
I will do Brutus a favour and draft a nice article to make friends.
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"Esteemed Chancellories, Presidencies and Ministerships of the world, as may have been noted by your predecessors the Nation of Xinjiang has always been a backwater state for major powers like China, India, Mongolia, and the Islamic powers of the old Age. It has now been evident that Xinjiang has never been considered as a sovereign nation during this modern age, and so, I, BrutusTrump the first General Secretary of the Nation of Xinjiang shall attempt to change the worldview on Xinjiang as a mere province of China and shall develop my nation as a power to be noted in the grand scale of the machinations of world-politics and Xinjiang as a culturally homogenous nation for the peoples of Xinjiang shall develop. For this, the symbol of Xinjiang shall be the national animal, from the caninid species, the whowh, which had been immortalised in the paintings of many Xinjiangese freedom fighters."
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Don't think of joining any of the coalitions right now.... Write a message to Japan and USSR, if he's a good player, "I BrutusTrump, Leader of The Islamic Republic of East Turkestan want to form a diplomatic and economic coalition with you and Japan/USSR, we three all have a joint force of more than 1 million troops, together we can conquer all of Asia and Europe. Maybe we can move to Africa. So this is my request to you, please ally with us. We will go in an elite training period in which we'll train our army and airforce for 1 month, in which drastic steps will be taken to turn our army from a small one to the largest one in the world. My army is currently undergoing the training needed. I think we can conquer the world by 1945."
Send a message to China saying "Dear President, This is an ultimatum to The Government of Nationalist Republic of China, The joint force of me, Japan and the USSR can move their troops if this isn't accepted, Give all of your Tibetan Plateau regions within 24 hours, with a trade of only 1 rare metal. All the Uruqmi people are waiting for your answer. "
The General Secretary of East Turkestan, BrutusTrump
Claudio, nothing about our national dog? You gotta spread the word about our national and gloriously national dog that is whowh. Fit the dog part somewhere!
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I expect Brutus to recieve sarcastic comments.
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Thank you for your input everyone. May Xinjiang prosper!
Now that Xinjiang is on its feet, I looked at the world situation. There are multiple expansion opportunities. The British Dominion of India was in a war with Britain for independence. This would be a long and costly war, and India may well be a province of Xinjiang one day. However, there was another, better, opportunity in the East. Claudio, our foreign advisor, has told us to ally with the Soviet Union and Japan, and we have begun a diplomatic ministry to do exactly this. With Karl, our great Propaganda Minister's recent article, the world has seen that Xinjiang's time for greatness has begun. Claudio has pushed an agenda of dominance over China. Today, BrutusTrump has woken up to great news. The communists of the north and the Japanese of the west have begun an invasion of Chinese lands. The time is ripe for an invasion of China. No other wars were going on in the world, letting BrutusTrump focus on internal affairs.
Xinjiang started with a meager army and internal infrastructure. Of its 5 major cities, only 4 had some small industry. The rural areas did not have any industry. The army was composed of militia, infantry, an armored car regiment, and an artillery regiment. For Xinjiang to prosper, this would have to change. New army designs were researched, with better militia gear, an airforce, and better and faster infantry and artillery taking priority. Xinjiang's terrain is composed of a plain in the middle of Xinjiang and Mountains along the southern borders. The rest of Xinjiang is surrounded by hills, with the occasional mountains. This terrain would work well for the Xinjiangese army. Industries built in the cities of Xinjiang. My friends, the time has come for China to be a province of Xinjiang!
Sadly for Xinjiang, our translators are very bad. So, when we got a message saying that dogs are odd, and to name our national dog, the Whowh, Petme, or Pete, we rejoiced that our translators did something right! Whowh, your assignment is to help build Milkbone factories. You will tell us where to build them, so you can eat. Eating is very important for dogs such as you. We have no assignments for the rest of you at the moment. If you wish, you can resign at any time. Until then, you will be senior advisors in the government.
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS?
THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON!
- David Goggins
in Soviet Krassia, Job resigns you.
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Secretary of Nova0213
برۇتۇس كاناي ، تەرجىمانلىرىڭىز ئەخمەق. ئۇلارنىڭ سىزگە زىيانكەشلىك قىلىشىنى توسۇش ئۈچۈن جۇڭگوغا ھۇجۇم قىلىڭ. ئاتلىرىڭىزنىڭ كۈچىنى ئىشلىتىڭ ، غەلىبە چوقۇم كېلىدۇ. مەن قارىماققا ئىتتەك كۆرۈنۈشىم مۇمكىن ، ئەمما مەن ھەقىقەتەن ھەقىقەتەن غەلىتە ئىلاھ. ئىبادەت بىلەن داۋاملاشتۇرۇڭ. ھازىرچە مەن سىزدىن زېرىككەنلىكىم ئۈچۈن ئىسپانىيە مۇنبىرىگە قاراپ يولغا چىقىمەن.
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