USSR invader noob in HWW

whowh wrote:

***I've not made one of these "mock guides" in a while so bear with me here***

Want to be the worst USSR invader possible? Just follow the steps in this thread and you'll have everyone laughing at you in the newspaper before you know it.

1. Preparation. When the German army invaded the USSR in 1941, they spearheaded with tanks. Operation Barbarossa failed which mean using tanks is a bad idea. DO NOT USE TANKS IN YOUR INVASION. Instead, spearhead with militia.

2. Have a VERY VERY spread out attack. The USSR is big so you should cover as much land as possible in your attack. Assign equal amounts of units to each province.

3. DO NOT ATTACK MOSCOW. The German army was defeated outside of Moscow which means that you should Stay at least 3 provinces away from this city even if it is empty.

4. If your initial attack fails, retreat everything out of the entirety of Europe and surrender.

I like this, but as this is a joke guide, it should be moved to General Discussions or Off Topic. This isn't really a Guide or Video. These are all good tips, though.

lol

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I moved this thread to General Discussions

whowh i was expecting more...

Thou hast disappointedeth me

Wwhowh i was expecting more...

GrandEmpire wrote:

Thou hast disappointedeth me

Ok I've added a new part. Everyone plz reread.

whowh wrote:

As they do not have trucks or half tracks, militia should move extra fast due to the lack of need to bring fuel.

And naturally for the same reason planes are also innefective. Besides, we need to help the environment via cutting back on fossil fuel usage even in video games!

whowh wrote:

Please don't quote entire or long posts, thanks

Here are a few more points I would make.

1. Stay away from the coast. The Soviet Union has a powerful navy.

2. Militia are not very effective fighters. Send in plane convoys to do all of the dirty work.

3. The Soviet Union has high manpower. To combat this, build recruiting stations in the Soviet rural provinces that you captured. Make sure that they are level 1, as you can't spare too many resources on recruiting stations.

Here's some specific country information that would help you.

1. Poland is very effective. On Day 1, attack the Soviet Union. Use your non-militia to take out Germany.

i'mma use this strategy on the Soviets as Romania, once i get free time, just wait and watch

whowh... you can do better.

Youve achieved 80 per cent of my expectations

Well what else do you want?

whowh wrote:

Well what else do you want?

Whowh... *shakes head with utter devastation and disappointment*

"Don't bother spending resources on research. You will win this war quickly, so the newly developed units won't be in time to participate anyway."

"Given that the Soviet navy is OP, you need to protect the coast around Hamburg against an amphibious counter-attack. Naval bombers work best for this. Since your enemy might also develop aircraft carriers and chase your naval bombers from the sky, you'll also need fighters to protect them. Make sure you operate them in your homeland and don't move them to the actual front under any circumstances; a naval invasion may be launched very unexpectedly."

"You can rely on the diplomatic word of Western counterparts like France, UK, and USA. There is absolutely no need to keep any units around on their borders."

"Make sure that all your cities have all production buildings like tank factories, barracks, naval yards, and aircraft factories, so you can be versatile and switch production quickly as the military situation warrants. "

"Your people need to be told the story of your successes, so build high level propaganda offices in all your core provinces. The occupied territories don't need them, only inferior untermenschen live there so who cares what they think. "

*nods approvingly and claps for K.Roki* *glances to whowh and shakes head in disappointment*

and it's updated...