What's the stupidest thing you've seen people/populations/provinces/armies do in Call of War?
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People are very interesting beings. They eat, burp, and occasionally, they rebel.
What's the stupidest or weirdest thing you've ever seen happen to one of your provinces/armies/population?
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1. When provinces in Spain rebel and decide to join Karelia and Sweden.
2. When people (those greedy people!) eat a lot more food than your army. Like a lot. And that's how you get obesity, kids!
3. When a player sent militia one by one against a megastack of commandos and medium tanks...in a plains. And his army didn't even revolt or anything, went straight to the slaughter.
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24 Jun 2016, 15:35
Get attacked by my ally a few hours after he warned me to stay away from a country when I told him I was going for it. At 4 in the morning. I lost my whole country...
Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival. -Winston Churchill Attack rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, without rest, however tired and hungry you may be, the enemy will be more tired, more hungry. Keep punching. -George S. Patton
24 Jun 2016, 18:51
Someone accidentally putting his army of 50 heavy tanks within wipeout range of his own nuke that he launched.
The past is a foreign country.
24 Jun 2016, 19:43
Pablo22510 wrote:
Someone accidentally putting his army of 50 heavy tanks within wipeout range of his own nuke that he launched.
That must've been satisfying to watch.
Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival. -Winston Churchill Attack rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, without rest, however tired and hungry you may be, the enemy will be more tired, more hungry. Keep punching. -George S. Patton
24 Jun 2016, 20:45
Kehsct wrote:
Pablo22510 wrote:
Someone accidentally putting his army of 50 heavy tanks within wipeout range of his own nuke that he launched.
That must've been satisfying to watch.
No. He was my ally. I had to give him half my bloody army after it to help im defend himself.
The past is a foreign country.
24 Jun 2016, 22:36
Pablo22510 wrote:
Kehsct wrote:
Pablo22510 wrote:
Someone accidentally putting his army of 50 heavy tanks within wipeout range of his own nuke that he launched.
That must've been satisfying to watch.
No. He was my ally. I had to give him half my bloody army after it to help im defend himself.
Oh god.
Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival. -Winston Churchill Attack rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, without rest, however tired and hungry you may be, the enemy will be more tired, more hungry. Keep punching. -George S. Patton
24 Jun 2016, 23:18
Pablo22510 wrote:
Kehsct wrote:
Pablo22510 wrote:
Someone accidentally putting his army of 50 heavy tanks within wipeout range of his own nuke that he launched.
That must've been satisfying to watch.
No. He was my ally. I had to give him half my bloody army after it to help im defend himself.
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26 Jun 2016, 18:27
This one guy nuked his own capital city (Rome). I was dying of laughter for a couple minutes after that...
Also, the time when I captured Santiago in Chile and it rebelled to Central Russia... For crying out loud, Central Russia had no seaports and Santiago is not on the coast!
30 Jun 2016, 20:42
I watched as an ally force marched deep into Russia a mixed stack including 1 militia to certain death by exhaustion. What made it even more stupid was the rest of the stack was mostly tanks which would move faster simply by splitting them away from the militia. When he finally captured the Russian province, it immediately rebelled to me. I guess they just couldn't stand being ruled by such a stupid player.
1 Jul 2016, 01:23
Just found something REAL crazy.
wtf luxembourg
1 Jul 2016, 10:47
LOL!
The past is a foreign country.
1 Jul 2016, 22:48
Yeah, that's for the tutorial. Remember when you have to use a medium tank to take a province from your enemy in the tutorial? It's Luxembourg. I've also seen Hungary do it.
First time I saw it, in Valencia I think, I was baffled.
2 Jul 2016, 03:44
This was in a legitimate active server.
2 Jul 2016, 04:21
Playing as France once fighting the americans in Spain because I was helping my ally. So the american player put his whole army in Madrid 138.9 PS (power stack) and using two nukes I crushed 7/8 of his army in just 38 minutes. The american body count was 1.8 million! Mine was 57,000 and Spain got 68,000.
2 Jul 2016, 04:25
omnisxiii2 wrote:
Just found something REAL crazy.
wtf luxembourg
Stronk Luxembourg!
18 Jul 2016, 23:28
Once one of my allies took over all of South America with 3 light tanks.
19 Jul 2016, 08:49
OG POTATO wrote:
Once one of my allies took over all of South America with 3 light tanks.
My friend once managed to outrun a Soviet 50-strong heeavy tank army with a single LT, and conquered the whole USSR.
The past is a foreign country.
20 Jul 2016, 03:26
Pablo22510 wrote:
OG POTATO wrote:
Once one of my allies took over all of South America with 3 light tanks.
My friend once managed to outrun a Soviet 50-strong heeavy tank army with a single LT, and conquered the whole USSR.
That's hilarious
20 Jul 2016, 08:21
Pablo22510 wrote:
My friend once managed to outrun a Soviet 50-strong heeavy tank army with a single LT, and conquered the whole USSR.
Surely the HT would just capture the provinces after the LT left?
20 Jul 2016, 10:14
Quasi-duck wrote:
Surely the HT would just capture the provinces after the LT left?
The first two provinces, yeah, but since the enemy didn't know how many troops my friend had, he gave in.
The past is a foreign country.
20 Jul 2016, 17:20
Pablo22510 wrote:
The first two provinces, yeah, but since the enemy didn't know how many troops my friend had, he gave in.
He just gave in even though he had 50 HT? Yeah.... Do you have a screenshot?
When he finally captured the Russian province, it immediately rebelled to me. I guess they just couldn't stand being ruled by such a stupid player. 
