A Trip To Anywhere

I would go to the Wild Wild West (all of this is said with Texan drawl) and have some good hijacking stagecoaches and stuff.

The place I would go to is called BBBland(a slight joke since the only thing there is fields of delicious potions and a screen with a search bar on it that has a keyboard on it to cycle through said potions and get the one you want which makes the place very boring). I would go up to the screen and search for a potion that let me make rules anywhere I go and once I drank it, I would make a rule that the potions only work on me. Then I would drink a series of potions which gave me the abilities to:

1. Live forever

2. Not feel pain

3. To have an infinite amount of strength

4. Not be able to kill myself(to cover my tuckus in case I somehow manage to really screw up)

5. The ability that my skin cannot be split or broken and my bones are made of an unbreakable material.

6. None of my body parts can fail or come off

7. Once I hit the prime of my life, I will never age from that point on

8. Once I decide I want to know something, I immediately learn it and will never forget it

9. I vividly remember ever memory I have ever had since I was 3(stuff before that is best to remain unknown)

10. I rule the world with unwavering power(duh)

11. None of my friends or family will ever die or feel pain again

12. I can resurrect people and heal them of any ailment(some family members need revival)

13. I can teleport(why on earth would I choose the power to fly?)

14. I can jump over any obstacle

15. No matter what, I can always talk whenever I want to(teleportation is operated by words and I might get stuck in a wall)

16. Be able to unfuse people with great knowledge to make fantastic, revolutionary technology(so I don't have to deal with countless innovations)

17. My person will never be common public knowledge(so I won't get harassed in streets by weirdos)

I may update this list.

Pablo22510 wrote:

I would go to the Wild Wild West (all of this is said with Texan drawl) and have some good hijacking stagecoaches and stuff.

I go to a place where taxes don't exist and I don't have to pay bills.

Ehm, that is really limiting yourself. Just go live in a desert or jungle, even if they have taxes it is not like you have to pay them. Come on Dave, open your imagination!

Too much school... Can't use imagination...Too institutionalised *Strains hard*

Hmm, how about a trip where no one talks in class, everyone behaves and does well in tests, there is no taxes and insurance is free, you can eat whatever you want from a magic fridge that follows you around, you never get fat, you never have to spend money on anything and creative ideas flow like water from the mind. This magical place is called Daveland. How does it sound?

@comrade dave

Paradise, now I have inspiration some homegrown add-ons My washing machine doesn't break in the middle of washing clothes, the teachers who need my help aren't the gormless fresh out of university kind of idiot, I found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and I have all the history books I ever wanted.

comrade dave wrote:

I have all the history books I ever wanted.

I can watch historic moments in my own glass bubble, I could decide to watch the battle of Stalingrad as it happened just walking among angry germans and Soviets like a ghost. I could find out how King harold actually died at 1066.

comrade dave wrote:

I can watch historic moments in my own glass bubble, I could decide to watch the battle of Stalingrad as it happened just walking among angry germans and Soviets like a ghost. I could find out how King harold actually died at 1066.

That was hard. I spend too much time at school.

Lol, you should play more FPS/TPS games. Bright flashy games give you a better imagination.

I should try that actually good idea.

comrade dave wrote:

I should try that actually good idea.

That's saddening, these days the exam boards close the road down to a straight path of grades and jobs instead of opening the field of opportunity.

Yep. For my art project in first and second year, my teacher told me I could draw anything I wanted, so I was excited. So I started pulling pics of tanks off the net but she decided flowers or crappy fishing boats would be better. So then I went 'Oh, boats!' and started drawing warships but she told me not to do those because reasons so then I started drawing flying boats(a PBY Catalina) but she said no, flowers and crappy seaside junk would be better so I drew Blenheim, painted it and everything. It looked really good and she said so too but then, what do you know, flowers and seaside crap would be better. I am pretty sure that she only wants me to draw that stuff because that is all she can draw. In an act of rebellion, I spent a month or two(which I shouldn't have done) doing a really a really sh!t fish and after she told me to redraw it, I asked if her I could draw manga instead.

What do you know, she doesn't want me to do it and this time she said why: she can't draw it.

Not a very arty art teacher, she sounds like she only learnt what she needed to.

Yep. I think she is meant to be the school's 'best' art teacher but I don't believe that. I am not sure if it is the same all over the country though as my uncle's girlfriend is an art teacher and was really surprised when I told her that one day.

Our art teachers can draw using different techniques but never different drawings, it's always the same topic.