Leave me and my happiness alone *Drops to the floor sobbing
24 Aug 2015, 19:48
British=best. Duh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
A Trip To Anywhere
If you had the opportunity to go anywhere, where would you go? I would go to the land of my dreams. As soon as I(and only me 
) steps across the border, I can literally do anything I want. Obviously this place is purely fictional.
Now, there are a couple rules to where you can actually go(so not really anywhere). You cannot go to the lands of deities e.g. Heaven because, well, you don't screw with God's in their homeland and you will have an awful time of. As for the other rule(to make it a couple), you cannot commit war crimes and the like. Since that is just going to get the thread closed.
Now, I think we can have fun with this if we all come up with little stories and such of what we would do there.
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25 Aug 2015, 02:50
I've always wanted to go to Earth. When I get there, I would show the Humans my power, and they would make me their leader. Unfortunately, the gravity on my planet is too powerful for me to achieve escape velocity, so I will be trapped here forever 
. (It is extremely dangerous to open a wormhole in a planet)
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25 Aug 2015, 02:54
Sir McSqiggles, what is a sqiggle, and where are they from? What do they look like? Are they peaceful, or warriors? And most important, what is their greatest weakness?
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25 Aug 2015, 02:55
I can possibly help you if you want? You see my staff aka "The Squiggler" has magical powers , allowing me to travel through space and time. I could transport you to Earth if you would like? 
25 Aug 2015, 03:47
A Squiggle is a majestic creatures. Not many people have seen a Squiggle so the details are not very known. But I can tell you that for now, I am the last of my kind ( hopefully there will be a lady Squiggle in the future 
) . They are peaceful, but are warriors when they need to be. Their greatest weakness are those unwilling to accept the members of my kind. Me and the remaining members of my race managed to escape our doomed planet, Squiggula. We came down to Earth hoping for a better life, but we soon realized we would find none. Slowly members of my kind were hunted by the humans who saw us as different. Rather than co-exist peacefully, they chose the path of hatred and violence. For many years I have watched the fall of the Squiggles until I remained the last known survivor of my kind. For now, I lie secluded from the rest of the world, hoping for one day to find more survivors.....
25 Aug 2015, 10:14
You aren't, by any chance, a shape shifting 10 foot lizard?Sir McSquiggles wrote:
A Squiggle is a majestic creatures. Not many people have seen a Squiggle so the details are not very known. But I can tell you that for now, I am the last of my kind ( hopefully there will be a lady Squiggle in the future ) . They are peaceful, but are warriors when they need to be. Their greatest weakness are those unwilling to accept the members of my kind. Me and the remaining members of my race managed to escape our doomed planet, Squiggula. We came down to Earth hoping for a better life, but we soon realized we would find none. Slowly members of my kind were hunted by the humans who saw us as different. Rather than co-exist peacefully, they chose the path of hatred and violence. For many years I have watched the fall of the Squiggles until I remained the last known survivor of my kind. For now, I lie secluded from the rest of the world, hoping for one day to find more survivors.....
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25 Aug 2015, 18:40
Nope! But I can shift into a human form to blend into society.Butter Ball Bill wrote:
You aren't, by any chance, a shape shifting 10 foot lizard?
25 Aug 2015, 19:12
Ohhhhhhh! Someone worth contacting so is Obama, I heard he was a lizard but he might be a Squiggle!Sir McSquiggles wrote:
Nope! But I can shift into a human form to blend into society.
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25 Aug 2015, 19:14
Even if he is one... I wouldn't go near him with a ten foot pole!!Butter Ball Bill wrote:
Ohhhhhhh! Someone worth contacting so is Obama, I heard he was a lizard but he might be a Squiggle!
25 Aug 2015, 19:16
Why not? You musn't bet that desperate for company so.Sir McSquiggles wrote:
Even if he is one... I wouldn't go near him with a ten foot pole!!
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25 Aug 2015, 19:18
I'll look into him right now... To find out if he is a Squiggle or not. But I wonder... Does he fit in the category of peace loving, while being a warrior at the same time?
25 Aug 2015, 19:19
I dunno, I don't watch Irish news, never mind American.
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25 Aug 2015, 19:20
What??? I thought EVERYONE loves Obama???
25 Aug 2015, 19:21
I'm pretty sure racists and terrorists everywhere hate him.Sir McSquiggles wrote:
What??? I thought EVERYONE loves Obama???
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25 Aug 2015, 19:21
I think the racists and the terrorists are the ones who love him! haha
25 Aug 2015, 19:22
He doesnt do anything about racism. And he doesnt do anything in the middle east! Except for giving the terrorists what they need!
25 Aug 2015, 19:25
He did do something about racism: he became the first black US president, showing racists everywhere that not everyone shares their views.Sir McSquiggles wrote:
He doesnt do anything about racism. And he doesnt do anything in the middle east! Except for giving the terrorists what they need!
As for terrorists, Osama was killed during his term, right? Who lives in coffin deep under the sea? Osama bin laden!
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25 Aug 2015, 19:30
He does nothing for the unrest in cities like Ferguson and Baltimore. He actually said" Trevon Martin, could have been my son blah blah blah". He says there is racism in the US but doesnt do anything to work on it. As for terrorists, what about Bengazi? What about the armed Syrian rebels? What about the terrorists he continues to arm to fight ISIS? What about the Iran Deal? His foreign policy is doo doo. Obama was elected as president. The people chose him, he didnt actually lessen racism some how before getting elected.
25 Aug 2015, 19:32
Well, whatever. It doesn't seem like you're a fan of him either. I think he should put boots on ground to get rid of ISIS.
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25 Aug 2015, 19:35
Agreed....... This may be one of the first times that someone said they agreed with you. But you are absolutely correct. Some people say they dont want to get involved, but we are going to regardless of what they like. This is all just temporary for now.Butter Ball Bill wrote:
I think he should put boots on ground to get rid of ISIS.
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