Allied tanks.

Really? You think more countries would have facilities that let the troops enjoy themselves. Tankers tend to have a great time as it is. Especially the gunner, they can nap a lot. Imagine being able to have some crumpets and tea after a successful push deep into enemy territory while talking 'shop'.

I can think of so many great food adverts right now, it's unreal.

It would be great for recruitment ads too. The RAF have a good one, but the army could have an even better one of tankers enjoying a meal atop their tanks.

I like the current army advert they have, it's better than that U.S. "Army strong" advert, that is basically the team america theme song.

That sounds awful. I haven't seen the Brit army ad, only the RAF since that is the only one on the Yesterday channel.

I like the yesterday channel, especially when they air the Sharpe episodes. You can watch the U.S. army recruitment ad if you want, I could make it to the end though it was too cringy.

I will have a look at it. Are you watching Yesterday right now? They have Black-Ops on about Green Berets fighting some some Muslims somewhere armed to the teeth with heavy Russian weaponry. I think they are somewhere with Kurds.

That sounds really mean, doesn't it?

I'm not watching it now, my TV ariel broke, a shitload of birds sat on it till it snapped, that TV show does sound interesting, it reminds me of the deadliest warrior tv show, it's a shame that was cancelled, tell me what you think about the U.S. army video if you watch it.

Alright, I will watch the vid.

That sucks about your ariel. But I bet the birds got the crap scared out of them when it snapped.

I was out when it happened, I saw the ariel on my drive and asked my neighbour what happened, she said she saw a load of birds fly off in a hurry and said it was probably that.

Wow, that sucks. I imagine they were pigeons.

Dumb birds yes, I don't think the fact people throw food at them helps, so they then balloon in size.

Are the ones in England brave? The ones here are super brave. You can walk right in amongst them, they don't bat an eye.

If you go to the cities they come up to you expecting food, seagulls here are a bloody menace too, they nick food right out of your hand if you don't watch them carefully.

Oh yeah, seagulls! They are awful here. Massive in size and sometimes attack people.

I've been to Cornwall and this seaside town, nobody eats outside, one day it was boiling hot and yet everyone ate inside, regardless of how uncomfortable it was.

That's awful. I wonder what the result would be if more birds of prey were released by the seaside to hunt seagulls?

I guess, the problem would stop, unfortunately creating a different problem because that kind of thing happens.

Probably. Releasing wolves into Yellowstone had great results though.

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