Banter Thread

Irritator wrote:

Can I join?

Fallout 666, because they're both the devil.

So was going to search for some nukes are good pictures when i saw this under googles auto-complete:

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Im surprised these a large community who thinks nukes are a hoax... and use 'scientific' evidence. Reminds me of the guy who thought evolution is a hoax and use 'science' to prove it

Ellio_98 wrote:

Im surprised these a large community who thinks nukes are a hoax... and use 'scientific' evidence. Reminds me of the guy who thought evolution is a hoax and use 'science' to prove it

0+0=0

0+0+(1)=0

0+1=1

Or some other BS like that.

Quasi-duck wrote:

Ellio_98 wrote:

Im surprised these a large community who thinks nukes are a hoax... and use 'scientific' evidence. Reminds me of the guy who thought evolution is a hoax and use 'science' to prove it

I saw this one where a guy used an incorrect maths sum to "prove" God was real by "creating" one from zero. It was something like this:

0+0=0

0+0+(1)=0

0+1=1

Or some other BS like that.

Not A Communist wrote:

Fool! God ignores physics and normal logic, such things do not exist to him! (not joking)

People like that make people who have legitimate theories afraid to talk about them.

GreatbigHippo wrote:

People like that make people who have legitimate theories afraid to talk about them.

"Durrr even science says evolution is only a theory hurrr."

Quasi-duck wrote:

GreatbigHippo wrote:

People like that make people who have legitimate theories afraid to talk about them.

Yeah, like that the Earth is only 6,000 years old and evolution is a myth.

GreatbigHippo wrote:

Quasi-duck wrote:

GreatbigHippo wrote:

People like that make people who have legitimate theories afraid to talk about them.

Yeah, like that the Earth is only 6,000 years old and evolution is a myth.

Have you ever heard of last thursdayism? It's technically possible, and just as likely as evolution existing and the universe being billions of years old.

I wasn't joking. You know why God doesn't save the starving African Children? Because God creates enough food for all Humans to eat. We produce food to feed 10 Billion people annually, however almost 1 billion people go without enough food. That is not God's fault, it is the fault of Humanity.

Quasi-duck wrote:

GreatbigHippo wrote:

Quasi-duck wrote:

GreatbigHippo wrote:

People like that make people who have legitimate theories afraid to talk about them.

Yeah, like that the Earth is only 6,000 years old and evolution is a myth.

Have you ever heard of last thursdayism? It's technically possible, and just as likely as evolution existing and the universe being billions of years old.

Not called that, but I think the fact that prayers go unanswered and that children get cancer kinda beats a benign god.

GreatbigHippo wrote:

If you save everybody, things suck more for more people.

GreatbigHippo wrote:

Also, if there is an afterlife is there really any point in saving people in this one?

Not A Communist wrote:

I wasn't joking. You know why God doesn't save the starving African Children? Because God creates enough food for all Humans to eat. We produce food to feed 10 Billion people annually, however almost 1 billion people go without enough food. That is not God's fault, it is the fault of Humanity.

Quasi-duck wrote:

GreatbigHippo wrote:

If you save everybody, things suck more for more people.

So-so. Saving Hitler from drowning in a river (work of a priest), true. Killing Alan Turing to make things better for people? Nah.

GreatbigHippo wrote:

Also, if there is an afterlife is there really any point in saving people in this one?

Would you rather live a fun life, or die right after baptism 'cause you're told there is an afterlife?

Not A Communist wrote:

I wasn't joking. You know why God doesn't save the starving African Children? Because God creates enough food for all Humans to eat. We produce food to feed 10 Billion people annually, however almost 1 billion people go without enough food. That is not God's fault, it is the fault of Humanity.

So God is responsible for selective breeding and genetic modification of crops, but not for people in Africa got food? Lol.

GreatbigHippo wrote:

*cough* there's enough farmable land in the world to feed everybody without GM food *cough*

Quasi-duck wrote:

GreatbigHippo wrote:

*cough* there's enough farmable land in the world to feed everybody without GM food *cough*

Yeah but God "put" bad people in the way.

Not A Communist wrote:

Quasi-duck wrote:

GreatbigHippo wrote:

*cough* there's enough farmable land in the world to feed everybody without GM food *cough*

Yeah but God "put" bad people in the way.

God didn't put anybody in the way. Free will exists for a reason. Want to remove bad people? You HAVE to remove free will.

Quasi-duck wrote:

Not A Communist wrote:

Quasi-duck wrote:

GreatbigHippo wrote:

*cough* there's enough farmable land in the world to feed everybody without GM food *cough*

Yeah but God "put" bad people in the way.

God didn't put anybody in the way. Free will exists for a reason. Want to remove bad people? You HAVE to remove free will.

*floods intensely*

Banter!

Quasi-duck wrote:

Banter!

Not A Communist wrote:

Quasi-duck wrote:

Banter!

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banter

ˈbantə/

noun

noun: banter

1. 1. the playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks."there was much good-natured banter"

   synonyms:	repartee, raillery, ripostes, sallies, swordplay, quips, wisecracks, crosstalk, wordplay; Morebadinage, witty conversation, witty remarks, witticism(s), joking, jesting, jocularity, drollery; bons mots; informalkidding, ribbing, joshing; rarepersiflage

There is no god.