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Coconut Union Inaugurations.

President 55 Cancri E takes oath to office:

"I, Cancri E, do solemnly swear to faithfully execute the office of President of the Coconut Union. To uphold, protect and preserve the constitution, to serve and protect the coconut people. To use my powers faithfully and remain loyal to the coconut alliance. All my failures shall I be held accountable for, so help me GOD"

Vice President "Frenchie" Takes the oath to office:

"I, Commannder French, do solemnly swear to faithfully execute the office of VP of the Coconut Union, To uphold, preserve and protect the Constitution, to protect and defend the Coconut people. To advise my president with what he needs to hear and not what they want to hear. To remain loyal to the alliance in good and bad times. All my failures shall I be held accountable for, so help me GOD"

Senator Starfruit takes oath to office:

"I, Starfruit, do solemnly swear To faithfully execute the office of senator of the Coconut Union. To uphold, preserve and protect the Constitution . To serve and protect the Coconut People. To use my powers responsibly and efficiently and faithfully . And all my failures shall I be accountable for, So help me God."

Senator Blitzkrieg takes oath to office:

"I, Blitzkrieg, do solemnly swear To faithfully execute the office of senator of the Coconut Union. To uphold, preserve and protect the Constitution . To serve and protect the Coconut People. To use my powers responsibly and efficiently and faithfully . And all my failures shall I be accountable for, So help me God."

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6 Feb 2025, 15:38

PRESIDENT'S INAUGURATION SPEECH:

"My fellow coconuts, this is the opening of a new chapter. A beautiful opening, the best opening. But it is the opening of a new chapter; a chapter of strength, peace, unity and prosperity. We have had a mess even during my past terms… But it is the beginning of a new era for the Coconut Union. We will, not only, bring back law and order, but we will now, officially, have the ability to Rise Through the Ranks. That’s right, we will now Rise. Through. The. Ranks.

We, the people, are tired of this inactivity. We, the people, are sick of having terrible KD. We, the people, are tired of incompetence, lies, division and idiocracy. But now, that is no more. We will pass quite a large number of executive orders if you ask me, and uh, I will bring in a beautiful policy– Republic FIRST.

We will rise through the ranks unlike never before, we will be just as high in the ranks, if not higher than the cult. Can you believe it? How the hell is the cult, which is full of inactives, alts and communists higher in the ranks than us? But that is no more. I am sorry to say this, but I may or may not soon enough be killing your mail :D.

But to this end, when I am your president, I will put the coconut people first– Coconuts FIRST. And we will not only be rising through the ranks beautifully, no, we will be united under one people. We will end the drama, maintain the chat bill of rights and we will have common sense.

And the people wanted change, they wanted common sense, they wanted FFF, they wanted checks and balances, no idiocracy, they wanted MCGA, and the people wanted The Return of the Coconut Dream; they wanted change. And the people have spoken in volumes unlike any other, and they have made their choice. The people chose me and frenchie for this job, and this job shall I faithfully do, and I will, to the best of my ability, not let the people down. Because this is what we want! Accountability, justice and intelligence. And so be it!

Thank you all for choosing me for president, and I promise to deliver what I have been campaigning upon for the last month.

Hail the people, hail the alliance, and most importantly, HAIL COCONUTS!"

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