Coconut Union stuff :)

President Cancri/Panzer's State of the Union speech:

My dear Coconuts,

My majestic Coconuts,

My Holy Coconuts,

My Favorite Coconuts,

As you know… These haven't been the easiest of times per se… From free sh!t to drama to new games to a lot of chaos. I understand, a LOT has been happening... but we cannot forget our principles, or forget our values of peace, unity and strength. We've had our ups and downs and primes and lows.

But we never back down or give up. Soon, when we defeat that noob alliance we will be higher in rank unlike ever before. We will be higher in rank than hunter Biden on coke. We will be higher in rank than a hippie in San francisco. we will be higher in rank than MM in the cult

But now, It is a moment, a historical moment, a pivotal moment, such a moment we cannot forget; From the great election, to the midterms. But I cannot name myself the hero of everything. In fact, I haven't done that much without my great advisors and VP and most importantly, my people. And I have to call out my old friend and former VP Konigs for, even though he has his cons, he tried his best, he didn't give up, he had a strong start.

I also have to call out my pookie Frenchie. He has advised me, he has taught me quite a bit, and he has given me so many tips I just cannot forget him.

I also have to call out Shin. I endorse that guy for VP and I shouldn't have to explain myself why.

And finally, I call out Goliath Coconut. He led a glorious alliance that was sadly stolen from him; but now we will push forward with not one. not two, but FOUR different alliances. We have expanded into IO, Supremacy, and we have 2 alliances in here. So to this end, When I am your president, I do solemnly swear to be more lenient, to be more active with the people, to try to be more productive than I've been before, and I also want to make a formal call for unity. A call for not the government's benefit, not certain people's privilege, but a call for the Coconut people First. Coconuts FIRST.

I thank everyone in the Coconut Union as a whole for their support and their massive unriggeable landslide, and I will deliver my promises as fast as I can and as efficiently and fair as I can.

Thank you all again, and we will Return the Coconut Dream!

HAIL COCONUTS!