He then lead us to victory in ww2 *Brings out Cassette player*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
Well, I have a cool story to tell.
As a toddler and as a kid Churchill had 1,500 toy lead soldiers to play about with. He also had 18 cannons and different types of fortresses. It occupied a full massive room. One day, his dad told him a powerful, rich friend of his was visiting. As Churchill wanted to impress him, he organized the troops into different attack formations. When his dad's friend was what he'd done, he gave him 500 Pounds (which was a lot of money back them) to buy as many soldiers, guns, horses and fortresses as he wanted!
When I first found out, I was quite jealous, to be perfectly honest.
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He then lead us to victory in ww2 *Brings out Cassette player*
*Burns cassette player* No! *walks away*comrade dave wrote:
*Brings out Cassette player*
*Picks up new cassette player*
you win this time
*plays Rule Britannia on cassette player* I'm sorry the music is too loud, say again? 
What is this so called "cassette players" you all use? hehe 
*Flips the table*... *Walks out*
*Rule Britannia tune follows Ellio out*
*Puts earphones in and plays 1 hour of communist music*
*Turns up the volume on Cassette player*
*Goes into airtight chamber*
*Pressurised sound of rule Britannia*
Screw youuuuuu!!!! *Flies rocket into the sun*
*Sun morphs into cassette player and starts playing rule Britannia*
*Dies*
*Sits down and listens to Rule Britannia on cassette player*
The heck happened here? So off-topic...
Anyway, interesting story!
*Universe ends*
Interesting.
I forgot about this, i must of been on some interesting stuff to write this
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