Cool True Story

Well, I have a cool story to tell.

As a toddler and as a kid Churchill had 1,500 toy lead soldiers to play about with. He also had 18 cannons and different types of fortresses. It occupied a full massive room. One day, his dad told him a powerful, rich friend of his was visiting. As Churchill wanted to impress him, he organized the troops into different attack formations. When his dad's friend was what he'd done, he gave him 500 Pounds (which was a lot of money back them) to buy as many soldiers, guns, horses and fortresses as he wanted!

When I first found out, I was quite jealous, to be perfectly honest.

The past is a foreign country.

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He then lead us to victory in ww2 *Brings out Cassette player*

British=best. Duh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

comrade dave wrote:

*Brings out Cassette player*
*Burns cassette player* No! *walks away*

Forum Gang Divine Entity

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*Picks up new cassette player*

British=best. Duh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

you win this time


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*plays Rule Britannia on cassette player* I'm sorry the music is too loud, say again? :P

British=best. Duh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

*Flips the table*... *Walks out*


Forum Gang Divine Entity

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*Rule Britannia tune follows Ellio out*

British=best. Duh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

*Puts earphones in and plays 1 hour of communist music*


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*Turns up the volume on Cassette player*

British=best. Duh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

*Goes into airtight chamber*


Forum Gang Divine Entity

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*Pressurised sound of rule Britannia*

British=best. Duh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

Screw youuuuuu!!!! *Flies rocket into the sun*


Forum Gang Divine Entity

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*Sun morphs into cassette player and starts playing rule Britannia*

British=best. Duh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

*Dies*


Forum Gang Divine Entity

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*Sits down and listens to Rule Britannia on cassette player*

British=best. Duh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

The heck happened here? So off-topic...

Anyway, interesting story!

*Universe ends*

Forum Gang Premier
you are a balls

Interesting.


"I came, I saw, I conquered" Written in a report to Rome 47 B.C., after conquering Pharnaces at Zela in Asia Minor in just five days; as quoted in Life of Caesar by Plutarch; reported to have been inscribed on one of the decorated wagons in the Pontic triumph, in Lives of the Twelve Caesars, Julius, by Suetonius.
"Alea iacta est" Gaius Julius Caesar.

I forgot about this, i must of been on some interesting stuff to write this


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