don't rely on your friends/allies (the story of a retar...noobish commander)

-Creates a CoW round for me and my friend.

-he picked Yugoslavia, I picked Germany.

-I realize that Germany lacks fuel in blitzkrieg mode.

-Soviet joins the game

-annexes Netherlands and Belgium on day 3

-France joins the game. stole half of my Belgium...

-my friend splits Romania with the Reds

-my friend messages me: "hey bro, The soviet wants to attack you"

-I respond in mobilizing in army, most of my forces were at Koinsberg.

-notices my ally's front, lost half of occupied Romania.

-sells him 3 light tank divisions

-Sudden soviet rocket spam kills most of my army on day 5

-my ally lied about the secret soviet invasion

-Suddenly gets attacked by France, France joins the Warsaw pact (made by the dirty commie)

-sends all my available army to Greenland & Iceland.

-i try to sign a peace with the soviet. he accepts.

-i try to sign a peace with the French. he denied.

-army occupied Iceland.

-my friend started to lose against the commie (he died 4 days later, in a desperate attempt to escape on a far island)

-Sends 1 Infantry regiment.

-checks the news. "The garrison troops of Iceland have been overpowered in a violent uprising, all of the occupation forces were killed" Feels Angry

-Sends the regiment back to occupy Iceland, and to stop the annoying "Bork bork bork" Vikings

-regains Iceland. but has almost no resources left.

-The soviet and the French occupied pretty much the whole Europe. they did not even know i existed

-looks at N.A. and sees that USA is afk.

-uses this as a chance to occupy all of Canada.

-logins 2 days later. America occupied all of Canada, and attacked me with a 24 unit division

-sells Iceland to the soviets, and slowly waits his end...

moral of the story. there is no moral when you forget to build a freaking capital