communism is so bad, I can barely start.
led by a terrible leader
and his cold black and ugly heart.
I know this, because I've been in the commie' land
and there not all too smart.
I met one in the alleyway,
and she jumped up in fright,
I didn't mean to scare er'
but she ran on through the night.
I woke up next morning, to someone I'd never seen before.
he looked angry,
and he was hounding at my door.
I jumped up pretty fast, sorta in a start,
I knew it was about that incident, that had happened that last night.
I told the man, that I had to use the restroom first.
he told me I had five minuets,
I jumped out the window, it gave with a burst,
and the police man came hollering down the stairs,
"Come back here" he cursed.
Well I managed to escape that day,
And I moved to another house,
My neighbour next door had a dog as his spouse,
if that ain't weird enough, right next door the
leader of the nations sleeps,
He met me on day, next to the lamp post,
I could hardly speak.
I just grabbed him by the neck, and he let out his last squeak.
Well, I hope you liked this song,
I really tried my best.
If you're wondering about me, I have traveled west.
the police never caught me,
because they didn't like em' too,
and so I say good bye, by the wave of my left shoe.