How did I get my name

From a boat?

You saw this bird flying over the ocean, then it swooped down over a 33 Ocean Hawk boat, picked up a cat, and ate it. You thought "that must be a hawk" (because hawks eat small animals), and thought about how weird it is to see a hawk flying over the ocean, almost like an... oceanhawk.

You were deeply disturbed by watching the death of this cat, so you went to oceanhawk counseling alternatives to find peace with yourself. After months of counseling, you finally found a way to deal with the death of that cat, but the memory never left you, and you constantly hear that word in your head, the word that ruled your life over so many months, repeating over and over again. Oceanhawk. Oceanhawk. OCEANHAWK...

GreatbigHippo wrote:

You saw this bird flying over the ocean, then it swooped down over a boat, picked up a cat, and ate it. You thought "that must be a hawk" (because hawks eat small animals), and thought about how weird it is to see a hawk flying over the ocean, almost like a... oceanhawk.

@GreatbigHippo

how did you know?

I gave up on this, and then went ahead and put up the picture..

and if anyone says..

is that a blackhawk..

prepare to be spammed...

You decided to pick two words that would make you look like the biggest idiot possible, used them and then finished it off by failing to use a capital letter at the start, even though English is your first language?

Calm in the thread @Quasi-duck Respect the Forum Rules!

Quasi-duck wrote:

You decided to pick two words that would make you look like the biggest idiot possible, used them and then finished it off by failing to use a capital letter at the start, even though English is your first language?

I wasnt expecting you with your knowledge to even pick you...

Still beats BBB...

either way, named it after the heli...

hence my pic..

some games call my self Jayhawk.. after the other heli..

but changed.. and went with Oceanhawk

oceanhawk wrote:

Quasi-duck wrote:

You decided to pick two words that would make you look like the biggest idiot possible, used them and then finished it off by failing to use a capital letter at the start, even though English is your first language?

good one..

I wasnt expecting you with your knowledge to even pick you...

Still beats BBB...

either way, named it after the heli...

hence my pic..

some games call my self Jayhawk.. after the other heli..

but changed.. and went with Oceanhawk

But isn't @Quasi-duck from some really creepy cartoon made in the fifties?

I missed the guessing... no fair

GreatbigHippo wrote:

But isn't @Quasi-duck from some really creepy cartoon made in the fifties?

Sir McSquiggles wrote:

I missed the guessing... no fair

Sure Oceanhawk's, and jellyfish, they like cousins...

In a way...

Well not really..

oceanhawk wrote:

Yes.. kind of forgot about the thread, then life came back...