DO NOT POST PICTURES OR MEMES ON THIS THREAD!!! I don't want this thread to get shut down like the last one (I'm looking at you, pablo)
Please do not post the same joke twice, or multiple jokes in a row.
Right, and credit to BBB for making the original jokes thread.
And now, for my contribution to the thread:
Gorbachev was late from getting to the Kremlin from his house. He told
the chauffer, "Look we are running late so let me drive. I insist." So
He told the Chaufer to get in the back and he drove. Meanwhile the
police were given strict orders to ticket anyone speeding no matter how
important. So they were speeding down Moscow and two motorcycle cops
pulled them over but didn't ticket him after he saw who it was. He goes
back to the station and talks about it and was asked, "Why didn't you
ticket him?
"Too important."
"Who was it?"
"I didn't recognize him, but his driver was Gorbachev!"
-Ronald Reagan
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11 Aug 2015, 05:05
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
''What about the green one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''
''What about the red one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''
The man says, ''What does HE do?''
The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''
Comedy Central
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11 Aug 2015, 06:11
The US Army fires depleted Uranium, what does the Soviet Army fire?
Stalinium.
US Airplanes are made of wood. Soviet planes are made of Stalinwood.
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.
11 Aug 2015, 10:15
That was awful Kubickle.
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11 Aug 2015, 14:14
Imagine a BMX biker with no seat cushion jumping off the roof of a building.
11 Aug 2015, 16:07
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Myheight," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
British=best. Duh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
11 Aug 2015, 16:16
That one wasn't so good.
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11 Aug 2015, 16:19
The better on was deleted because of young children who "Don't know any better"
British=best. Duh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
11 Aug 2015, 16:22
This is a really good one if you get it: Italian invasion of Greece in WWII.
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11 Aug 2015, 16:23
comrade dave wrote:
The better on was deleted because of young children who "Don't know any better"
Oh. Can you PM me it please?
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11 Aug 2015, 16:24
How many gears does an Italian tank have? 1 forward, 5 reverse.
British=best. Duh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
11 Aug 2015, 16:25
Why do trees line the sides of French roads?
So the Germans could march in the shade.
British=best. Duh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
11 Aug 2015, 16:26
These are good ones but they aren't so good censored.
11 Aug 2015, 16:27
They won't be censored if nobody squeals to the mods.
British=best. Duh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
11 Aug 2015, 16:28
I PM'd you the joke Bill.
British=best. Duh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
11 Aug 2015, 16:28
comrade dave wrote:
They won't be censored if nobody squeals to the mods.
Pretty sure they drop in and out, especially for OT threads.
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11 Aug 2015, 16:31
I think this thread might be watched anyway because of last time, *Cough* Pablo *Cough*
British=best. Duh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
11 Aug 2015, 16:36
What do you get when you cross Pablo and a comedy thread? A banned thread(not a good joke).
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