Jokes-restarted

Q: How many EPA employees does it take to change a CFL lightbulb?

A: 5 to evaluate the risks of changing the lightbulb, 2 to determine how to change the lightbulb, 1 to change the lightbulb, 1 to improperly dispose of the lightbulb, and 4 to destroy the nearby environment while attempting to recover the lightbulb.

Two men, Ed and Jake, worked together in the same office. Jake was constantly telling Ed that he knew everybody in the world. Ed was annoyed by this so he eventually decided to stop it. One day, Ed told Jake that he'd test Jakes claims, and took him out onto the street and asked a random person if he knew Jake. Surprisingly, he did. Ed was frustrated by this and decided to make another test. Ed and Jake were going on a business trip to Rome, and Ed decided to use this opportunity to test Jakes claims on the pope. When Jake and Ed arrived at Vatican city, Jake told Ed to wait outside, and that he'd come out with the Pope in a few minutes, and he did. Ed was shocked to see this, and as he was standing on the sidewalk baffled, a man next to him said:

"Who's that guy standing next to Jake?"

What's black and white but red all over? A dead penguin.

What does a mathematical mermaid wear? An algae-bra.

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions,so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross you arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand." The new priest tries this. The old priest suggests, "Try saying things like, 'I see", 'Yes, go on' and 'I understand.' 'How did you feel about that?'" The new priest practices, saying these phrases. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying 'No shit?!? What happened next?'"

I'm awful at following rules but just read this through.

I can't see the rest after the ellipsis.

Miyamae Kanako, a high school girl, who is allergic to boys, enrolls in an all-girls school, hoping to find a female romantic partner. However, her ideal candidate, Shidou Mariya, turns out to be a mischievous cross dressing boy, who together with his sarcastic maid Shinouji Matsurika ,give Kanako really difficult times. Time passes and Kanako still...

That's what is in the image.

What's the rest?

I dunno. That is all I could screenshot.

it sounded funny too.

Let me try get the rest of it. It was the description of an anime so I might be able to find it.

Can't find it. Sorry.

oh, ok. Thinking about it I'd rather not hear what happens next.

lol, I am sure it wouldn't give away too much. It is only the description after all.

It just misses out the start of the joke if i'm not mistaken, either that or you've found a porn story Bill.

Well, I am pretty sure most anime can count as soft porn. What with lolicons, shotacons, nip slips and skimpy womens outfits, even the cleanest are dirty by western standards. It is probably because of the differences of cultures. In Japan, a girl getting her skirt blown up is a hilarious joke while over here, not so much.

did you grab a description of the first you know site and was like cool dats funny

IDK wat im saying

Some of the kids at my school "Help" skirts blow up in the wind, I put them in detention all the time, another example would be not taking your shoes off in their homes. They always take them off, I almost always have mine on.

what role do you have in a school

History teacher.