DO NOT POST PICTURES OR MEMES ON THIS THREAD!!! I don't want this thread to get shut down like the last one (I'm looking at you, pablo)
Please do not post the same joke twice, or multiple jokes in a row.
Right, and credit to BBB for making the original jokes thread.
And now, for my contribution to the thread:
Gorbachev was late from getting to the Kremlin from his house. He told
the chauffer, "Look we are running late so let me drive. I insist." So
He told the Chaufer to get in the back and he drove. Meanwhile the
police were given strict orders to ticket anyone speeding no matter how
important. So they were speeding down Moscow and two motorcycle cops
pulled them over but didn't ticket him after he saw who it was. He goes
back to the station and talks about it and was asked, "Why didn't you
ticket him?
"Too important."
"Who was it?"
"I didn't recognize him, but his driver was Gorbachev!"
-Ronald Reagan
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That's disgusting. In anime and manga, they just sit under a stairs and watch.comrade dave wrote:
Some of the kids at my school "Help" skirts blow up in the wind
LOL thats like stairing (he he get it) at someone through the window with Bios
In one manga I read, one female character thinks it's sexy to kill/injure the guy she likes.
BTW love your Quote fits well with our talk about thisButter Ball Bill wrote:
That's disgusting. In anime and manga, they just sit under a stairs and watch.comrade dave wrote:
Some of the kids at my school "Help" skirts blow up in the wind
The only manga I somewhat read was when I saw a student reading one, it had a pair of tits on the cover. We are kind of going OT so we might want to either think of a joke or take the conversation elsewhere.
What do you get when you read an inappropriate in history class? Your manga taken off you and a detention.
Did I do good?
but he is the teacher -_-
You tell very true joke Bill, I gave one for watching porn on their mobile behind the bike sheds which sounds Cliché but is true.
What!?comrade dave wrote:
I gave one for watching porn on their mobile behind the bike sheds which sounds Cliché but is true.
I watch it just in class with headphones
That's disgusting.qwokadile wrote:
I watch it just in class with headphones
Naughty boy Qwokodile how dare you wear your headphones in class!
Detention! See my after class as well.
It's happened Bill, I said "At least your not smoking behind the sheds" and slapped a visit to isolation on the fools.
our school doesnt care if we listen to "MUSC" wink wink
It sounds like there is a lot of bad eggs in your school. I was offered shrooms, turned them down. Drugs and alcohol are disgusting.
Our school is the arse-end of Leicestershire. It has lots of decent kids there, just every school has it's idiots and being in such a "rebellious" part of Leicestershire means they're even worse.
Hmm. Well, you made it sound it is a lot worse than it really is.
In what way.
It was the description of the anime Maria Holic. BBB got most of it, but here's the rest since you seem interested
Miyamae Kanako, a high school girl, who is allergic to boys, enrolls in an all-girls school, hoping to find a female romantic partner. However, her ideal candidate, Shidou Mariya, turns out to be a mischievous cross-dressing boy, who together with his sarcastic maid Shinouji Matsurika, give Kanako really difficult times. Time passes and Kanako still fantasizes about her ideal female romantic partner(s), to no avail, alas. Living in the same room at the dormitory Mariya and his outspoken maid keep on challenging Kanako's sense of reality on a daily basis.
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