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DO NOT POST PICTURES OR MEMES ON THIS THREAD!!! I don't want this thread to get shut down like the last one (I'm looking at you, pablo)

Please do not post the same joke twice, or multiple jokes in a row.

Right, and credit to BBB for making the original jokes thread.

And now, for my contribution to the thread:

Gorbachev was late from getting to the Kremlin from his house. He told

the chauffer, "Look we are running late so let me drive. I insist." So

He told the Chaufer to get in the back and he drove. Meanwhile the

police were given strict orders to ticket anyone speeding no matter how

important. So they were speeding down Moscow and two motorcycle cops

pulled them over but didn't ticket him after he saw who it was. He goes

back to the station and talks about it and was asked, "Why didn't you

ticket him?

"Too important."

"Who was it?"

"I didn't recognize him, but his driver was Gorbachev!"

-Ronald Reagan

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Thanks GBH!

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I'd like to remind you to stay on topic and keep the content appropriate for minors.

Five wrote:

I'd like to remind you to stay on topic and keep the content appropriate for minors.
Sorry.
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I...Don't get it,sorry everyone.

British=best. Duh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

comrade dave wrote:

I...Don't get it,sorry everyone.
Oh my, will I explain it to you in private?
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You can, yes please.

British=best. Duh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

I will do that so.

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I thought this pic was pretty funny. Look at the red circle.Forum attachment

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I love anime and manga for multiple certain reasons but I only break rules for two.Forum attachment

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Anime... the reason why I'll never go to Japan.

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There's plenty of that in my country, thanks.

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

There's plenty of that in my country, thanks.
Alright.
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Butter Ball Bill wrote:

Alright.
u sound hurt lol

I went to Japan not bad place just a bit weird hotels

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Weird hotels? What do you mean "weird?" Is it the sketchy kind of weird, or the kind of weird where something is just different?

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I love Japan and want to go really badly. Not just for manga and anime but other stuff too. They have awesome castles and a type of mat that is like a couch all over your floor made from bamboo or something and they also have a load of food I would love to try and I would love to get a futon over there too.

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

Weird hotels? What do you mean "weird?" Is it the sketchy kind of weird, or the kind of weird where something is just different?
Different i mean ive been to South Africa, America, Canada and Asia-Japan,India,China and Mongolia but nothing beets Japan very wide range of choice and things to do ...... like robots
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You mean, like, feet for children's shoes do?

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GreatbigHippo wrote:

I'm looking at you, pablo

comrade dave wrote:

*Cough* Pablo *Cough*

Butter Ball Bill wrote:

What do you get when you cross Pablo and a comedy thread? A banned thread(not a good joke).
Lol, everybody hates me
The past is a foreign country.

Pablo22510 wrote:

GreatbigHippo wrote:

I'm looking at you, pablo

comrade dave wrote:

*Cough* Pablo *Cough*

Butter Ball Bill wrote:

What do you get when you cross Pablo and a comedy thread? A banned thread(not a good joke).
Lol, everybody hates me
Nah, we were just making jokes about your bad jokes that got a thread closed down.
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