Mock Presidential Race pt. 2

Hello! Back again with another mock presidential race!

This one will share a lot of things with the first version however, this one will be a race for the Prime Minister of The United Kingdom!

Due to the rather recent resigning of David Cameron, I thought it would be a good country. Many of you suggested we should do a race for a different country! So here we go!

Same rules apply as the last race, (reference thread "Mock Presidential Race" in "off topic")

However you will be running for Prime Minister of the United Kingdom!

The following political parties in the race are the following,

PartyPolitical PositionLeader

Conservative and Unionist PartyCentre-rightDavid Cameron
Labour PartyCentre-leftJeremy Corbyn
Scottish National PartyCentre-leftNicola Sturgeon
Liberal DemocratsCentreTim Farron

Have fun! Remember candidates can respectfully debate each other!

Poll for party representatives will end July 15th!

After that, the winners of each party will move on to the PM race!

Everybody can vote, and your vote can be changed at anytime! Just remember to use that feature responsibly!

I'm your host Vex03,

  • Let's get RIOOOGHHTT into the debates! :P

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It's been an interesting debate, I hope that Diabolical won.


"I came, I saw, I conquered" Written in a report to Rome 47 B.C., after conquering Pharnaces at Zela in Asia Minor in just five days; as quoted in Life of Caesar by Plutarch; reported to have been inscribed on one of the decorated wagons in the Pontic triumph, in Lives of the Twelve Caesars, Julius, by Suetonius.
"Alea iacta est" Gaius Julius Caesar.

Quasi-duck wrote:

Hitler was going to have a 1000 year Reich too.
Yea we all saw how that went down. Honestly religion is just the path to conflict not enlightenment. I would gain more enlightenment from my poop than religion.

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Ellio_98 wrote:

Quasi-duck wrote:

Hitler was going to have a 1000 year Reich too.
Yea we all saw how that went down. Honestly religion is just the path to conflict not enlightenment. I would gain more enlightenment from my poop than religion.
Religion is for home and Church, not in our government that is for sure..

Vote Ocean to keep Religion out of Government!


If Socialists understood Economics, they wouldn't be socialists
-Friedrich von Haye

Ellio_98 wrote:

I would gain more enlightenment from my poop than religion.
That is quite a stretch.

purplepizza117 wrote:

Ellio_98 wrote:

I would gain more enlightenment from my poop than religion.
That is quite a stretch.
No, I agree. Especially when it is a big one, with loads of farts!

Quasi-duck wrote:

No, I agree. Especially when it is a big one, with loads of farts!
(sighs)

Somebody was enlightened by poop when he discovered cholera, so it's not unheard of.

Forum Gang Premier
you are a balls

Mozart loved a good bit of poo and butt. Have you heard of his classic "Lieck Mein Im Arsch"?

So we banter in the politics thread but talk about politics in the banter thread? Makes sense.

Forum Gang Premier
you are a balls

GreatbigHippo wrote:

So we banter in the politics thread but talk about politics in the banter thread? Makes sense.
We're awful at this "on topic" lark....

You know what... I should just stop responding to these posts. xD

purplepizza117 wrote:

You know what... I should just stop responding to these posts. xD
Probably, but who doesn't love a bit of scatology?

This is kinda why, I am gonna stop eating breakfast and playing CoW at the same time....


If Socialists understood Economics, they wouldn't be socialists
-Friedrich von Haye

When a thread literately goes to poop


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Ellio_98 wrote:

When a thread literately goes to poop
It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.
The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.
R.I.P. Snickers <3

Diabolical wrote:

Ellio_98 wrote:

When a thread literately goes to poop

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For the first time ever, 26 votes have taken place! Oceanhawk and Diabolical are tied for the lead. Only 2 days left! this will be interesting !

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I can't believe Ocean has managed to rally so many votes against me. My ideas are obviously so much more popular. Alas, I shall have to campaign some more.

Vote for the ITP!

Vote Diabolical

It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.
The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.
R.I.P. Snickers <3

Religion is for home, politics is for parliament!

Support religious freedom, and a separation between Church and State. These are the founding principles of freedom, and a successful striving government

Vote Ocean, Vote Freedom, Vote Fairness


If Socialists understood Economics, they wouldn't be socialists
-Friedrich von Haye

In the United States, there was no separation of Church and state....that was an implicated rule created by Justice Hugo Black of the Supreme Court in 1962. The United States was a free country until God was taken out of the Public Square. And the USA has been on the slippery slope of tyranny and moral garbage ever since.

Thus a separation of Church and state is NOT a foundation of freedom and -- in fact -- that concept intrudes on the freedom of people to corporately worship God without fear of persecution.

Vote for the ITP!

Vote Diabolical

It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.
The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.
R.I.P. Snickers <3

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